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CHIC OF THE YEAR
Goes to Teri Seymour, she did it. Teri made 9 million dollars, Simon Cowell paid her and he paid her well. Teri Seymour I am proud of you and she never had to take her clothes off. She is living proof that you don’t have to be a whore. She has no nude pictures, no sex tape, and she keeps her shit private. Teri Seymour has class.

MAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Chris Brown, he took out Usher, Justin Timberlake, and any other pop dude that wanted his lane. Chic’s dig him and he’s talented. He’s been heeding my advice as well, so my prediction is that Chris Brown will be much smoother in the new year. He’ll have a new image, he’ll be a polished act. In 2009 Chris Brown’s new image will be invincible, he’ll will show talent with class.

WOMAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Oprah Winfrey. She backed Barack Obama from day one. She’s very wise, And she’s a woman of class.

RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Goes to Lil Wayne. He sold the most records and he’s going to win a Grammy for it. He’s like me, he’s a Libra. He’s got class, he’s fuckin wit u.

PIMP OF THE YEAR
Goes to Guy Richie, Madonna is paying him 100 million dollars for a divorce. I love this guy, he’s sharp. Guy Richie is laughing at A-Rod, and so am I. Guy Richie is a true pimp and he’s a man of class.

NARCISSIST OF THE YEAR
Goes to Sean P. Diddy Combs. He’s good, Puffy’s everywhere. I travel, I know. Puffy has managed to stay in the eye of the public for 17 to 18 yrs and his ego is second-to-none, and I love it. Did I mention P. Diddy is a man of class.

QUIET SLEEPER OF THE YEAR
Myrna Colley-Lee is divorcing Morgan freeman and she’s getting a whopping $170 million dollars. Myrna told Morgan, “keep your chic gimmie the chips.” A wise woman and a woman with class.

COUPLE OF THE YEAR
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi get couple of the year. You better except it, Ellen is a person of class.

PERSON OF THE YEAR
Goes to Barack Obama, He made history, he worked hard and he won. Prepare for change you grimey bastards, He’s a man of class.

Recognizing others and their $ucce$$ will help you to achieve your own on your climb up the ladder of $ucce$$.

Jacky 12:01

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Morgan says a Free-Man Doesn’t Care Who He Slams!
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• Hollywood Street King – Comment of the Week
• ARE BLACK CHIC’S TURNING FOR WHITE DICKS?
• Michelle Obama Insulted By Model
• CHRIS BROWN vs WRIGLEYS DOUBLEMINT GUM
• Eve Talks Big and Fucks Bigger
• CHRIS BROWN PLEADS GUILTY TO FELONY
• Free Chris Brown: Amber Rose Takes One For The Team
• Night Court: The State of California vs. Chris Brown

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