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2nd ANNUAL HOUSE NIGGA OF THE YEAR AWARD – PART 1
Slick Chic’s of the Year Awards – Finalists Named
From One House Nigga To Another
2nd Annual House Nigga of the Year Awards – PART 2
by Jacky Jasper
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There’s been loads of ass-kissing this year, and we here at HSK will not let the brown-nosers pass you by. So, we’ve created a list of people who we have deemed the top house niggas of the year. They are people who have not given back to the community…a community which supported these house niggas careers, from the start. Some of these well deserving house nigga awards are also people who are ashamed of being black, and are yearning to be white. Here’s a countdown of your top ten house niggas for 2009…
WELCOME TO THE 2009 HOUSE NIGGA AWARDS…
The Number Seven House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Halle Berry…
What a sell-out bitch! Halle Berry is also a whore! Know why? Because she screamed cries of joy for the world to see, when she won an Oscar Award for her scene in “Monsters Ball” – A scene depicting Billy Bob Thornton fucking the shit out of her! Is that why she won best actress? Wow!!! Halle can’t wait to take her stay at home Caucasian husband, Gabriel shopping. Plus, she loves to tell everyone how her black ex-boyfriends mistreated her. She’s the perfect House Niggette. That’s why Halle is number seven on the House Nigger list.
The Number Six House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Russell Simmons…
Russell Simmons uses his race to stalk out his prey, and he’s very good at it. You may remember The New York Times reported Russell was ripping off his people with his Rush Card. Dude even has a diamond mine in Africa, and he has the nerve to send over white girls like Kim Kardashian to help promote his exploitation of the African people. Russell’s ex-wife, Kimora Lee, is blacker than he! According to the Jamaicans, he’s a dutty bumbaclot bati boy. Don’t you agree? That’s why Russell landed the number six spot on the House Nigga list.
The Number Five House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Quincy Jones…
Quincy Jones showed us that he places Caucasian chics on a pedestal after he took his Czech model girlfriend out on the town instead of paying his respects at Michael Jackson’s memorial. What’s worse is Jones even bad-mouthed the King Of Pop after the singer’s death. What a silly House Negro! That’s why Quincy earned the number five spot on the House Nigga list.
Jacky, My thoughts exactly. So far you are right on time. Halle, Russ, Kanye….thank you for being yourself ~ telling the TRUTH.. You are so right, she had to F*** Billy Boob to get their attention. It is her half-breediness everybody is so caught up with. When she wakes, she smells just like the rest of us.
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Look, you got a point about all these people, their all sick puppies. But bryant, is a white guy stuck in a Black mans body. charles, told the world, he is not a role model, and he was tellin the truth. kanye said, he wants to be elvis, he want to be white. halle is half white. As far as Russel has done some good work for hip hop, but he likes to trick, and he has some bad capitlistic habits. He’ll get you from behind if your not lookin. Theres so many of full grown Black celebrities, shakin their asses, shufflin their feet, tap dancin and wearin white face to make real Black folks wonder, are there any real Black celebrities out there, or are they all jigaboos,impostors and ass shakers.What’s the world come to, pimps trickin, gangsters waitin on checks, hoes pimpin and tricks callin shots in the entertainment world. Damn House niggas!
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Fucking hilarious.
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DIDNT MICHEAL AND QUINCY JONES HAVE A FALLING OUT A WHILE AGO?…
I THINK QUINCY JUS KEPT IT REAL. I COULD BE WRONG THOUGH…
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W.H.I.T.E. SPACE NIGGA!!……….W.H.I.T.E. SPACE NIGGA!!
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