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There’s been loads of ass-kissing this year, and we here at HSK will not let the brown-nosers pass you by. So, we’ve created a list of people who we have deemed the top house niggas of the year. They are people who have not given back to the community…a community which supported these house niggas careers, from the start. Some of these well deserving house nigga awards are also people who are ashamed of being black, and are yearning to be white. Here’s a countdown of your top ten house niggas for 2009…

WELCOME TO THE 2009 HOUSE NIGGA AWARDS…

The Number Ten House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Bryant Gumbel…

For those of you who may not know, Gumble is the uncle Tom dude on NBC’s “Today Show.” He has done absolutely nothing for the black community, and seems to dislike dating black women. Gumbel has generated enough money to help black kids stay off the streets…he can help by opening youth centers, give self-esteem speeches to the kids in low housing areas…Bryant can even give funding to people like Captain Dennis Muhammad of The Peacekeepers, but what does Bryant do? He sleeps around with white women, and he’s not loyal to them either. He’s a cheater! That’s why he’s paying his ex-wife, June Gumbel, $ 31,000 per month…not to mention the expenses for their two children. Bryant is a classic example of someone who suffers from the disease known as “House Nigga.” Part of his severe symptoms include his not displaying any interest in helping his race. Bryant’s primary goal is landing Caucasian kitty kat mane. That’s exactly why he’s made the number ten spot on the House Nigga list!!!

The Number Nine House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Charles Barkley…

Charles Barkley is a total sell-out who has done ZERO for the black race! You may remember Barkley was one of the first idiots to rush over to Tiger Woods with sympathetic advice. Know why? Because Barkley cheats on his Caucasian wife all the time! Remember when Barkley was caught driving drunk through traffic lights just to get his dick sucked by a Caucasian female? Now, what kind of a role-model is he being for young black males? That’s how this big mouth earned the number nine spot on the House Nigga list.

The Number Eight House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Kanye West…

Kanye has been known to use his race solely as a defense mechanism with statements like “I didn’t win the award because am black,” and “Beyonce didn’t win the award because she’s black.” Kanye is a white man trapped in a black man’s skin. Know why? Because dude can’t wait to take his bald-headed Caucasian girlfriend, Amber Rose, shopping! As a matter of fact, Amber can cheat on Kanye and he’ll still propose to her for her hand in marriage. What kind of example is that for the black kids? That’s why Kanye made it to the number 8 spot on the House Nigga list.

Other Articles by Jacky:

• 2nd ANNUAL HOUSE NIGGA OF THE YEAR AWARD – PART 2
• 2009 HOUSE NIGGA COUNTDOWN CONTINUES… part 3
• Tiger Woods Crowned with “2009 Top House Nigga” Award
• WAS KANYE RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT?
• Tell Em Sambo
• 2008 Countdown: America’s Top 10 House Nigga’s
• Reggie Miller – Womanizer? What Do The PEOPLE Think?
• Jacky Jasper summarizes YOUR THOUGHTS of the 2008 AMA’S!!!
• Did Soulja Boy Finally Get a Copy of “The Misdeducation of Lauryn Hill”?
• KANYE WEST IS MTV’S SUCKA!!! – TAYLOR SWIFT DISS

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