2nd ANNUAL HOUSE NIGGA OF THE YEAR AWARD – PART 1
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There’s been loads of ass-kissing this year, and we here at HSK will not let the brown-nosers pass you by. So, we’ve created a list of people who we have deemed the top house niggas of the year. They are people who have not given back to the community…a community which supported these house niggas careers, from the start. Some of these well deserving house nigga awards are also people who are ashamed of being black, and are yearning to be white. Here’s a countdown of your top ten house niggas for 2009…
WELCOME TO THE 2009 HOUSE NIGGA AWARDS…
The Number Ten House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Bryant Gumbel…
For those of you who may not know, Gumble is the uncle Tom dude on NBC’s “Today Show.” He has done absolutely nothing for the black community, and seems to dislike dating black women. Gumbel has generated enough money to help black kids stay off the streets…he can help by opening youth centers, give self-esteem speeches to the kids in low housing areas…Bryant can even give funding to people like Captain Dennis Muhammad of The Peacekeepers, but what does Bryant do? He sleeps around with white women, and he’s not loyal to them either. He’s a cheater! That’s why he’s paying his ex-wife, June Gumbel, $ 31,000 per month…not to mention the expenses for their two children. Bryant is a classic example of someone who suffers from the disease known as “House Nigga.” Part of his severe symptoms include his not displaying any interest in helping his race. Bryant’s primary goal is landing Caucasian kitty kat mane. That’s exactly why he’s made the number ten spot on the House Nigga list!!!
The Number Nine House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Charles Barkley…
Charles Barkley is a total sell-out who has done ZERO for the black race! You may remember Barkley was one of the first idiots to rush over to Tiger Woods with sympathetic advice. Know why? Because Barkley cheats on his Caucasian wife all the time! Remember when Barkley was caught driving drunk through traffic lights just to get his dick sucked by a Caucasian female? Now, what kind of a role-model is he being for young black males? That’s how this big mouth earned the number nine spot on the House Nigga list.
The Number Eight House Nigga of the Year Award Goes to Kanye West…
Kanye has been known to use his race solely as a defense mechanism with statements like “I didn’t win the award because am black,” and “Beyonce didn’t win the award because she’s black.” Kanye is a white man trapped in a black man’s skin. Know why? Because dude can’t wait to take his bald-headed Caucasian girlfriend, Amber Rose, shopping! As a matter of fact, Amber can cheat on Kanye and he’ll still propose to her for her hand in marriage. What kind of example is that for the black kids? That’s why Kanye made it to the number 8 spot on the House Nigga list.
Other Articles by Jacky:
- 2nd ANNUAL HOUSE NIGGA OF THE YEAR AWARD – PART 2
- 2009 HOUSE NIGGA COUNTDOWN CONTINUES… part 3
- Tiger Woods Crowned with “2009 Top House Nigga” Award
- WAS KANYE RIGHT ALL ALONG ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT?
- T-Pain & Soluja Boy Sure Are a Couple of Coons
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@mootbooxle – Its that time of year again.. Jacky's got "The 2009 Top 10 House Nigga Countdown!!!!" —-> http://bit.ly/8ba71t
If i’m not mistaken, that’s the 2nd year in a row that kanye has secured a spot on this prestigious list.
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DUDE FIRST OF ALL….AMBER ROSE IS BLACK. SECOND OF ALL MICHAEL JACKSON PUT MORE BLACK PEOPLE THROUGH COLLEGE THAN ANY OF MOST BLACK PEOPLE’S HEROS…AND ALL BLACK PEOPLE DID WAS CRUCIFY MICHAEL AND SAY HE WANTED TO BE WHITE. IF I WAS BRYANT GUMBEL I WOULDN’T DO SHIT FOR YALL UN-GRATEFUL ASSES EITHER! THE REAL HOUSE NIGGERS ARE ALL OF YOU NIGGAZ WHO WANT SOMEBODY TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE WHEN YOU NEED TO BE JUST BEING GOOD PARENTS TO YOUR CHILDREN AND GOOD FREINDS WITH YOUR NEXT DOOR NIEGHBORS!
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When does part 2 come out? The suspense is too much.
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Dark Angel Reply:
December 24th, 2009 at 13:01
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA monday 7 – 5 tuesday 4-2 and the #1 House Nigga announced NYE!
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amber rose is black? huh
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Jacky Jasper's list of "people who are ashamed of being black" http://bit.ly/5eoOzz
There is a house nigga countdown for 2009 #BOW number 10….Bryant Brown. 9…Charles Barkley 8…Kanye West http://bit.ly/8ba71t
This is some funny sh** I think I like this blog…but Amber Rose is black as my mexican granma!
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jackyjasper Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 09:58
Thank -u for digg’in the site but Amber ain’t black she got -u- fooled…I swear!!!
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