Will the Real La La Vasquez Please Stand Up…

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La La Vasquez Exposed

Some information landed on my desk this morning about Carmelo Anthony’s wife Alani Vasquez – and guess what? I’m going to share it with you.

Here’s what was revealed about Alani “La La” Vasquez:

“As far as La La goes, it seems she’s not the home grown girl we know and love. La La is from the East Coast, and she was nothing like the polished socialite she is today. She has a past, and boy is it clear! La La was known in the New Jersey scene with the ladies. When she hit the big time with MTV, that’s when La La started changing.

La La was still known as the “roundaway girl” even when she followed the playbook and got knocked up by a “baller”. It wasn’t until she linked up with the famous Kimmy Cakes (Kardashian) that she started to get the classic nip/tuck. It seems Carmelo had moved on to the next, and La La knew her gravy train was coming to an end.

So, La La got the nose job, the cheek implants, the lipo, and the butt injections to follow suit. Still, not enough for Melo, because word is in the Hollyweird scene, that he likes the lady boys as well.

And, truth be told, La La actually looks like a man nowadays. Anyway, Melo’s past was coming back to haunt him, and La La seized one final play from the Kardashian book of gold digging. She has the evidence, and was about to let it secretly release. Melo chose marriage over a failed endorsement. Because even the “money machine” was pressuring him to settle down and get the right look.

So La La Vazquez got what she wanted, a ring and notoriety, and Melo got residuals and silence. But, La La really does love him, and actually lets him dabble from time to time.”

Does La La Vazquez have a shady past? Of course she does!

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21 COMMENTS

  1. So now ya’ll want us to believe that Melo is GAY??? Why is it that every successful black man has to be GAY???

    • I agree.

      I don’t know about this one.

      Melo seems like a real ass cat from Baltimore. I don’t think he plays that gay shit.

  2. Yea I won’t doubt she’s got skeletons in the closet, but– and I know it sounds weird– I feel like I can read people’s auras by looking at them. She seems like a decent person, not a complete phony like a lot of hollywood people, even tho she is a part of the life. I mean, she strikes me as the type who likes nice things, but she’s not a starf*cker.

    Am I right, Jacky?

  3. I never would have thought it. But it’s not hard to beleive. Can people please stop promoting their websites on Jacky’s comments page. Thats is so rude and disrespectfull. Thanks for the info Jacky.

  4. This is REAL Interesting jacky..
    SR has been hinting for several months that shes got dirt on LaLA and knows this marriage is fraudulant.But she AINT never split the Tea!!!
    I believe you Jacky.

  5. i remember lala from as far back from trl and even back then i always got the butch lesbos vibes from her.she came off as if she was big time lezzy and alot people never really shed any light on it.

  6. Interesting, because Memphis Bleek tried (years ago), but she sadly turned him down, lol. She wasn’t into ‘rappers’. She had a goal & she stuck to it.

  7. Melo is gay and has skittles shooting out of his sweet ass! i swear women need to get ttheir gardars in check. he sleeps with men and she licks kitty. this is a OPEN marriage. I guess he chooses trannys now to not feel too bad because at least they look like women right? Lala is bisexual and they are together for endorsement deals only. its all SMOKE and MIRRORS folks. nothing in HOLLYWEIRD is REAL!

  8. I wouldn’t be shocked. Anything goes in Hollyweird. Lots of strange marriage type hookups which are nothing more than business arrangements to keep secrets from coming out.

  9. I believe it. I mean, it could also be false as well. But he has absolutely no interest in her. I dont see love in her eyes either. They are so detatched its scary

  10. i was getting a sense that lala was at least bicurious,because she seemed closer with her gay friends than with Carmelo.

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