ALANIS MORISSETTE vs SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Alanis is writing a tell all book about her life and she dedicated a whole chapter to Ryan Reynolds who happens to be married to Scarlett Johansson. Alanis was dating Ryan first before Scarlett. (I wonder if Dave Coulier will have a chapter too? Wasn’t Alanis dating him when she was 15 and he was “Uncle Joey” on the kid’s show “Full House”?)
Ryan and Alanis were engaged back in 2004. Alanis even wrote a depressing song titled “Torch” about her break-up between her and Ryan – in other words Alanis feels that Scarlett stole her man and she’s not to happy about it. Does Ryan care? No. His wife Scarlett does but there’s nothing she can do about it…know why? ‘Cuz Alanis already reached an agreement with HarperCollins to start her autobiography. Why am I writing about these boring people? Because some of you care…don’t you?
-Guru Jacky
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