Alcoholism Is The New Herpes

Why is everybody an alcoholic? It’s not cool but a lot of people actually think it’s cool to be all fucked up and drunk and guess what? It’s not classy mane!
Chic’s are the biggest alcohol consumers and that’s a easy one to figure out. Know why? ‘Cuz dudes buy the chics drinks all the time and I’m proud to say I don’t. I never knew there were so many black alcoholics and some black entertainers will help companies like Seagrams to poison their communities. Just ask professor Griff!
Clubs here in Los Angeles want seven hundred dollars a bottle and guess what? People buy bottles all the time just to act like a baller and those are the same people who have a hard time paying their rent.
I’m proud to say I hate liquor and for good reasons – look what liquor has done to the native Indians. Shouldn’t we have learned from the mistakes that the native Indian made? To guys like Puffy and every other rapper with a vodka brand I would like to say: you guy’s sure are doing a lot for your people.
Most of us say cocaine is bad and it is but drunk drivers kill people at alarming rates. Don’t they? Why is alcohol ok with such a widespread abuse among so many people. Most spousal abuse comes from a bottle of liquor and I’ve seen this as a kid growing up. That’s not all we can attribute to booze though.
A huge amount of deaths occur every year from alcohol abuse or related activities. Thousands of people die from alcohol related vehicle accidents every year – we allow people to drink and drive. Isn’t that presupposed by allowing people to drink at bars? Most people don’t live in New York city and most people in the U.S. aren’t taking the bus or taxis’.
Let’s take a look at some statistics (you can find the full report and additional info HERE):
- More than 100,000 U.S. deaths are caused by excessive alcohol consumption each year. Direct and indirect causes of death include drunk driving, cirrhosis of the liver, falls, cancer, and stroke.
- Nearly 14 million Americans meet diagnostic criteria for alcohol use disorders.
- Alcohol kills 6½ times more youth than all other illicit drugs combined.
I don’t know about you but I’m truly tired of seeing the blackman sipping beer out of a brown paper bag. Obesity and liquor are taking a toll on the black community and I must ask this question.
Does anyone care?
-Guru Jacky
(originally published August 11, 2009)
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these bitches are crazy mane!! i was thinking of jacky’s piece about drinking tonight on the blvd. after i saw not one but two hoes fall off their high heels and straight to their knees. one almost got nailed by a car and the other had blood dripping from her knee cap. jacky’s right, young sloppy drunk hoes dressed like sluts can be a turn off. and hollywood’s full of em’, but i brought acouple home anyway. and now i’m trying to tranqualize them with a og kush blunt.
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jackyjasper Reply:
August 14th, 2009 at 16:58
AINT THEY
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First let me clarify something…I am not black.
Ok now that that’s out of the way…
Jacky, I have to tell you this. I cannot stand “most” celebrities. The thought of Hollywood only makes me yearn to hear Public Enemy say those immortal words, Burn Hollywood Burn. I cannot stand the plastic people, the fakeness, and I could go on and on, but I think you get the picture. Dont get me wrong, there are many “stars” that I respect, but when it comes to the general stereotypical idea of “Hollywood”, I cringe, and for various reasons.
So, recently I have been questioning myself as to why I am frequenting your blog. And THIS blog, Alcoholism Is The New Herpes, and the like, is why I keep coming back. Its because you speak the truth, no matter what, and there is nothing more admirable or American (the real kind of American) than that. You hold no blows and speak your mind, and you speak the truth, and I can tell it comes from the heart…atleast most of the time lol. I sense your compassion and love for the people.
You nailed this one… I have a bit of Cherokee in me, and I feel a kinship and closeness with all of my ancestors going back til the whole thing started, and you speak the truth, alcohol aint fuckin cool. I’ve been in the ring with alcohol, and let me tell you its a hell of a fight. Alcohol kills more people than crack, coke, and heroin combined each year. Some how the govt is more concerned with the pig flu thats killed about 300 or so, so go fucking figure…
I’ve sobered up enough times to have seen the buffoons people make of themselves while drunk, and I wont even get into what it does to the ladies…its just disgusting… and so I dont go on and on let me lastly say this…the “white man” did not use it as a WEAPON against the indians for nothing…
The fact that it is even advertised by “the president”, should tell you how our hijacked govt feels about the populace and alcohol, they want us to drink up. Well, I just had to give you props on this one Jacky, you certainly drop much truth and I will remain a reader, and I was very pleased to read you were home schooled and weren’t run through the government youth cleansing program, so I’m not surprised that your a very intelligent dude. And much respect to Professor Griff, a very wise man who should be listened to.
Cheers Brother, and keep knocking them over the head with truth.
Strength and Honor.
Josh
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jackyjasper Reply:
August 14th, 2009 at 16:57
i really appreciate that dude. im gald something strikes you enough to return.
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the root of all insanity for me is what that shit was! after 18 months away from it am I just starting to THINK like a human again!! keep up the good words!
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jackyjasper Reply:
March 30th, 2010 at 18:36
Thank -u-…
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I read the english newspapers, and the english government hired scientists and set up a drugs investigation to see what the most damaging substances are, in terms of net effect. They understand that drinking in moderation isn’t too bad, so they obviously adjusted to measure what most people drink on a night out.
The list, if I can remember correctly, went: Heroin, Alcohol, Cocaine, Ecstacy, Speed, Marijuana, which came as a surprise to government. So they fired the scientists as a result. A lot of the politicians were annoyed by this insult to scientists, so they managed to employ them as consultants, and the investigations are ongoing.
I just thought it was interesting that alcohol has the 2nd most potential to kill and damage after heroin, which is completely unregulated.
You’re dead right not to buy any women drinks.
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jackyjasper Reply:
March 30th, 2010 at 18:34
My brother, these dancers over here are whoring themselves for cheap and the streets are complaining about it…
Some guys got their wife kissing these tricks & will even allow their wife to get finger popped for $15 dollars just to pay the rent & buy weed…It’s disgusting I don’t know why they’re afraid to put their girls on Craigslist & admit their girl/wife is a whore & get better money…I’m floored that these squares have the nerve to claim the title of pimp overnight…they ain’t pimps they’re fucking simps…
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epidemic, yeah,nothing new though,when I was a kid they made a “shirley temple” for the kids when you went out to restaurant, the parents had the real booze you had “pretend”
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