All About Rob Kardashian’s New Girlfriend — Lisa Ann!!

by Jacky Jasper

Kim and Khloe’s younger brother, Rob, was dating Adrienne Bailon before she dumped him for the rapper, Fabolous. That’s when Rob quickly became tired of being alone. So, he decided to date a porn star…Lisa Ann. Guess what? I have an incredible story about the glass-smoking, sex maniac…Lisa Ann!

Just two-years ago, my friend, Danny Brasco was visiting from Spain, and he wanted to see L.A., so I showed him the ins and outs of the city. Danny asked me if he could meet some porn chics, so I called up Tyla Wynn, and she invited us over. She lived in the city of Canoga Park in the valley by devonshire, so Danny and I drove out there to meet these porn stars (who I wanted nothing to do with, but was looking out for Danny).

When we arrived at Tyla’s place, she and her two friends, Scarlett and Lisa Ann, wanted some food, so we drove them to Carl’s Jr. That’s where Tyla showed the kid who worked the drive thru her tits for a free meal!!! I was totally disgusted, but Danny wanted this, so I continued with the mission. When we returned to Tyla’s spot, it was about 3:00 a.m…I was tired…I wanted rest…so, I told Danny I was going to sleep. I don’t fuck these girls, they could give you an STD that can’t be cured, and he agreed.

I woke up at around 7:00 a.m. to all three of the chics smoking glass (a.k.a crystal meth), and Danny fingering Lisa Ann. I said to him that I wanted to head back to the city to work. He was disappointed, and said he was gonna stay… I informed him that I brought him there to see shit, not to leave with disease, so we left. While we were heading back I asked him if he fucked any of the chics. I was totally relieved. He told me that he finger fucked Lisa while she watched her movies on the Internet, during her glass high. How disgusting is that?

Now, I’m getting word that Rob Kardashian is dating this Lisa girl. And, Lisa is telling everyone that she’s showing him things about sex that he never knew. Hey Rob, here’s some advice from the Hollywood Street King — go see the doctor!!!