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2008 Countdown: America’s Top 10 House Nigga’s

January 1st, 2009

America’s Top 10 House Nigga’s

10. Goes to Akon –  He worked hard on making the word Convict cool. He  has a video named Paid with all black girls. And the only white girl in the video is a blonde. The blonde in this video is the boss bitch over the black chics. I didn’t watch the whole video, I got sick. He’s from Africa but he won’t speak out loud, or revolt in song about the crimes against his continent. He has a platform and a voice that would be heard. Is he waiting on Bono to sing that song?  He would rather audition for the role of the  Black James Bond.

9. Goes  to Whoopi Goldberg – She’s not getting number 9 because she changed her last name to Goldberg. I respect that, it’s game. Whoopi got game but she fucked up years ago when she was dating Ted Danson he appeared at the Friars roast blackface . Cracking black racist jokes, brian Gumble was disgusted. Ted was tagged a racist and Whoopi came to Ted’s defense and said she wrote  all the jokes and it was her idea. Fuck you Whoopi you are a house niggette.

8. Goes to Wayne Brady – Most black people didn’t even know who the fuck he was and then he did an appearance on the Dave Chappelle Show. That’s when the black community got hip to Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady is the perfect house nigga, he can tap dance, he likes to smile, and he is harmless. He’s the perfect HOUSE BOY.

7.Goes to Michael Jackson – Not because of his surgery or because of his former fat ugly white wife he supposedly got pregnant. I’m not mad at him for having mulatto kids but the kids Michael and Debbie had are full white, not because of that, and not because when he was asked during apartheid to perform in South Africa. He didn’t say NO, Michael said, “I’ll ask my lawyers to see if it’s okay”, not because of that either. He get’s a easy number 7 for dancing with the untalented boy band N Sync. This happened a Few years ago on MTV, white folks took it as he passed the torch to Justin Timberfake. Michael is now a Muslim. I truly hope this religion helps him, he’s now auctioning belongings. Is Michael  going broke, or is Michael fed up, of living the material life ?

6. Goes to Judge Clarence Thomas – He’s one of the best House Niggas to walk the face of this earth. I’ll bet you any amount of money Karl Rove has more rhythm than Clarence. Karl Rove can out rap this guy Clearance in a freestyle battle. Clarence Thomas was the one who wanted the courts to pick up the case of Barack Obama. This house nigga Clarence Thomas was questioning the citizenship of our elected president.

5.Goes to any black person that is a republican and any black person that works for Fox News. Most likely you didn’t vote for Obama either.

4.Goes to Robert Johnson – The former owner of the broadcasting network BET. He slammed Obama in South Carolina for Hilary Clinton. He basically said a blackman is not smart enough to win the presidency, he cried and he stomped for his white master.

3. Three is a tie between Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell. They both ran across the finish line together. Condoleezza is truly a house niggette, she never cared. She never endorsed Obama, she’s a fucking liar. We always tell the kids, “tell the truth, don’t lie.”  Michael Moore told the truth. He’s more a hero to black kids than this black lying bitch. Condoleeza never once disagreed with her master (George Bush.) She’s not a role model to black kids, she’s a yes bitch, always saying yes. She was with G. W.  from the beginning, and stayed till the end of his presidency. She loves her master.  Colin Powell, he lied, he’s a fucking liar and we all know it. The republicans paid this guy a lot of money to lie. In the end, he endorsed Obama, he had too, he’s not stupid, but we can’t forget he was down with Donald Rumsfeld. He was down with Oliver North and the infamous Dick Cheney. Fox And Friends (worst show on television) portrayed him as a role model to black youth and they were wrong, know why? Colin Powell is a fucking liar. There were no weapons of mass destruction, and he knew it. Yet he allowed himself to be the poster boy for the declaration of war. He grew up in the Bronx yet he did nothing for the Bronx. He never gaved back. Warren Buffet is more a hero to the black youth of America than this guy.

2.Goes to T Pain – He’s in a rare class next to Stepin Fetchit and Buckwheat he makes it hard for other house nigga’s or coons to compete, he’s not a house nigga, he’s a coon but I gotta give him number two House Nigga cause his buffoonery is in a class by itself. I never saw Stepin Fetchit or Buckwheat face to face they were way before my time. I saw T Pain in person, I was shocked. Malcom x would of cried tears. Stepin Fetchit committed suicide,  he was the first black millionaire in entertainment. One day years from now when his time has passed T Pain will see clips of himself and see just how much of a monkey he truly was. That’s when he’ll feel the disgust like I feel for him and I truly hope he doesn’t do like what Stepin Fetchit did, I hope he can deal with it.

1. Goes to Soulja Boy -This guy Soulja boy gets number one. He’s America’s biggest house nigga. He speaks coon, he loves to smile (Happy Nigga ), he doesn’t listen at all, he praised slavery, he said, “If white people didn’t bring blacks to America  to be slaves. He wouldn’t have nice things like, Tattoos, Cars, Jewelry” You get it, material stuff. This guy is good, he’s a perfect porch monkey. He did interviews at his house,  Oh yes he did.  He wanted us all to see that he had plastic on his furniture. He even had plastic on his fucking carpet, He’s truly ghetto. I am told most of his jewelry is fake. He loves Uncle Tom’s Cabin, he’s never moving out. He’s totally bad for black kids to watch. We already witnessed this, remember the  teen-age girl in Atlanta who was on the bus imitating Soulja Boy acting like a Silverback gorilla while she was committing assault on an elderly black woman. This guy Souja Boy, Am telling you is the epitome of  low. In the past 10 yrs of music he’s the most disgusting act I’ve ever seen, Thanks BET!!!

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3 Responses to “2008 Countdown: America’s Top 10 House Nigga’s”

  1. Anonymous |

    “house niggerishness…” lol

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  2. Anonymous. |

    I’m surprised Al Roker is not in here.

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  3. keepinitreal |

    I think you got a much bigger problem then house niggas. You might want to take a look in your own back yard and look at all the black on black crime and murder. Chicago is the soon to be next Detroit, then LA then NYC and so on and so on and so on. But no we’ll look the other way on that because it shows how stupid we really are. And youre worrying about house niggas? Fools.
    Just keepin it real!!!!!!

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