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It seems that nowadays, most of Hollywood’s sluts got their green light to the silver screen after releasing their (oh-so -- all-publicity-is-good publicity) sex tapes.

Well, Angelina Jolie seems to be taking that blueprint to the next level. Know why? Because not only is her sextraveganza-on-tape with a bitch, but it’s also in high definition!

But don’t get too excited, this footage has gray hairs on it. Know why? Because it’s literally coming from the archives. That’s right… Angelina’s too much of today’s Hollywood royalty to have this shit in her past. Ha Ha.

The shit in question is this: There’s newly released scenes from the 1998 HBO film (and Jolie career-booster), “Gia” -- where Jolie is full frontal, as her tongue glides on-screen gay lover ‘Elizabeth’ -- and it’s in high definition on Blu-Ray.

Hey…has she watched it with Brad yet mane?

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