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Dude Calls 9-1-1…FROM JAIL!

March 17th, 2011

Emergency dispatchers received an unusual phone call this past Sunday when a man called in in to report he was “hog tied” in jail.

That’s right folks…26-year-old Joseph Walsh dialed 9-1-1 just after he was locked up in Ohio for possession of cocaine. Now, Walsh has racked up yet another charge…misuse of 9-1-1.

My question is this…how did dude keep his cell phone with him even after being booked? Whatever the case is, this Joseph Walsh guy is completely stupid. Know why? Because he shouldn’t call the cops to complain about his treatment during incarceration, dude should have called his lawyer!

Don’t you agree?

WTF?!? – Houston Pastor Demands Parishioners Tax Refund Checks

March 17th, 2011

The pastor of Houston Unity Baptist Church, John Goodman, refused to give Communion to some members of the 30-member congregation because they chose not to donate their tax refund checks to the church.

The pastor even went so far to call those stingy members devils and demons.

Isn’t Suri Cruise too Young for Penises ???

March 17th, 2011

Suri Cruise Gummy Penis Candy

Tom Cruise’s 4-year-old daughter, Suri, was photographed in NYC Tuesday holding some very x-rated candy.

My question is this: Where did Tom and Katie buy this repulsive candy? I’m thinking this type of candy can only be found in adult store…that is unless The Church Of Scientology is handing it out to their cult members.

I think someone should report Tom and Katie to child services. What are your thoughts?

Are Basketball Wives Really Whores?

March 17th, 2011

Steve Nash Marriage Secret Affairs

With the reality show “Basketball Wives” in full swing, I’m wondering why the ladies are letting Evelyn have it for sleeping with a married Kenny Anderson more than a decade ago, yet are not exposing the ultimate betrayal Steve Nash faced at the hands of his now ex-wife.

You may remember the Caucasian Phoenix Suns point guard ended his five-year long marriage to Alejandra Amarilla back in November of last year. This after the mother of his twin daughters gave birth to a baby boy — the problem was that baby boy is black, sparking Nash to call the birth “a bittersweet moment.” OUCH!!!

That’s when Amarilla’s secret affair with Nash’s very own teammate, Leandro Barbosa, was exposed. Nash was later found to not be an angel himself. Know why? Because he too was having a secret affair with 22-year-old Brittany Richardson. Continue Reading…

Is Mel Gibson The Most Beloved Actor in Hollywood?

March 17th, 2011

Jodie Foster thinks so…..

Jodie Foster Defends Mel Gibson

When Jodie was asked at the SXSW premiere of her latest film The Beaver, if she had any regrets casting Mel Gibson, she responded,

“I feel incredibly grateful to have Mel’s performance in this movie, Anyone who’s ever worked with Mel knows he’s the most beloved actor in the film business. The second most beloved is Chow Yun-Fat.”

I think Jodie is confused. What are your thoughts?

Steve Hirsch Makes Gay Proposition to Usher?

March 17th, 2011

Is Steve Hirsch Gay

According to TMZ:

If Usher’s sex tape with his ex-wife Tameka Foster never sees the light of day he might have the king of celebrity sex tapes to thank … TMZ has learned.

TMZ has obtained a copy of a letter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch sent to Usher — and shockingly … Hirsch offers to help Usher STOP distribution of the tape.

Mind you … Hirsch is the guy who put out Kim K, Kendra Wilkinson and Montana Fishburne’s sex tapes — but in the letter to Ush he says, “As a result of this being an intimate and very personal tape we can certainly understand why you would want to stop its distribution.”

Hirsch goes on to say he’s shut down “many celebrity sex tapes” … and claims he’s willing to do the same for Usher.

In my honest opinion I would say Hirsh would like to trade his destroying of Usher’s Sex tape in return for sexual favors from the RnB star. Continue Reading…

Is Simon Cowell Exploiting Japan’s Tragedy?

March 16th, 2011

Simon Cowell Expoits Japan Tsunami

Simon Cowell took to Twitter yesterday to let the world know about his plans to make a song for Japan, as the people there endure the aftermath of this major natural disaster.

Here’ what Simon First Tweeted:

“Ok, For What Has Happened In # Japan I Will Be Getting Loads Of Singer’s To Do A Song For It, @justinbieber @britneyspears @katyperry And More.”

Here’s what the X-Factor figure and capitalist Tweeted today:

“We Now Have More Singer’s For The Song @JLSOffical @onedirection @ollyoffical @katyperry @justinbieber @jessejoffical @CherLloyd And More”

Simon seems to be in the process of creating his own version of “We Are the World.” Continue Reading…

Would You Take Fashion Advice From Ke$ha?

March 16th, 2011

Kesha Bikini Photos
Kesha almost looks as good in a bikini as Amy Winehouse.

Oh, It Gets Worse

Mike ‘The Situation’ Comedy Roast Fail – Video

March 16th, 2011

Who cast Mike for this? The joke was on him! He should have known because aren’t we laughing at Mike on the Jersey Shore and not laughing with him. I think that’s what made Jersey Shore a hit!

The following jokes from Mike were cut from the final edit seen above:

“I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana … ”

“Relax, she didn’t even hear it … I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  … have you ever done anything else actually?”

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued … Continue Reading…

L.A. Reid Confirmed as X-Factor Judge

March 16th, 2011

L.A. Reid is New X Factor Judge

Sources close to Simon Cowell have exclusively told Jacky that Island Def Jam’s chairman, Antonio “L.A.” Reid will definitely be one of four judges on the show, and that “it’s a done deal.”

An official announcement is expected to be made soon. Do you even care?



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