With the end of the year weeks away, it’s now day two of HSK’s Third Annual Top 10 House Negroes of 2010. We left it up to you to pick the nominees for this year’s top sell-outs.
Here’s #9 House Nigga for 2010:
The people have chosen Spike Lee for the number #9 spot, because the former film director endorsed Absolut Vodka. Spike has left making movies like “Do The Right Thing” and “Malcolm X” to help plot in poisoning our urban communities with liquor. These are things a sell-out would do — if the price is right.
Spike was born in Atlanta, Georgia. His father later moved the family to Brooklyn, New York when Spike was a child. Now, Spike is paying homage to the city that he grew up in by naming the poisonous beverage “Absolut Brooklyn Vodka”. One would guess that Spike Lee wants all his black brothers and sisters in Bed-Stuy drunk — I can just hear David Duke and other Tea Party members saying “Thanks Spike!” That’s why Spike Lee made it to this year’s list of HSK’s Top 10 House Negroes. He’s a complete hypocrite. Don’t you agree?
Who do you think made the #8 spot? Here are some clues — She’s rich, and she’s the biggest television host ever. She was born in Mississippi, but has never built any schools there. Instead, she built an all-girl school in South Africa, where little African girls were allegedly being molested. Her father once threatened to write a tell-all book about her, just to get money out of her (his book never made it to the book stands). But, author Kitty Kelley’s tell-all on her did (set for release tomorrow) — alleging she’s a former prostitute. And we all know that she’s a lesbian who’s afraid to come out of the closet, but she can’t wait to endorse black male-bashing movies like ‘For Colored Girls’
Stay tuned for your number eight spot for 2010′s top house Negroes. Your picks will be posted daily up until December 23rd.