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Be Careful Who You Bring Home…

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Dante is 25 yrs old and guess what? You can’t tell him nothing. Dante is a man of the streets. He knows everybody, know why? ‘Cuz Dante is a frequent club-goer. Dante is the guy the girls go to when they need a line of coke. He’s the guy on the dance floor doing the latest dance moves.

I’m sure you could find him on You Tube, ask me why? ‘Cuz Dante is that type of guy! He loves to dance and entertain. Dante’s the life of the party to some. Chics flock to this Dante fella too; I wonder why? Is it because of his strict work-out habits? Or is it because of the luxury cars that Dante is usually seen driving? Dante loves to drink; know why? He’s the party man. Need pills? Ask Dante. Dante loves to sniff a line of blow and drive his ’09 Porsche Boxster with a beer in hand.

Dante never saw it coming but we never do. Do we? On Fountain and Highland the cops pulled Dante Jarlen over. For what? Dante was speeding and he was also arrested.

Dante was charged with a D.U.I. and possession of cocaine. They also found out all the cars Dante drove including the Porsche he was driving wasn’t his. He never told anyone but Dante worked at a car dealership… Dante was broke!

He fronted his life away and now he faces charges that can put him in jail for a longtime. How do I know this Dante Jarlen fella? His girlfriend Yasmine told me after we had sex and I truly felt sorry for her when I told her I must go – I had a very important meeting I needed to attend.

Yasmine felt used; she wanted to talk and I didn’t so what did I do? Instead of getting a date-rape charge (these chic’s are so crazy you never know do you?) I decided to talk to Yasmine as I got dressed.

I told her about America’s best D.U.I. and drug attorney Ronald Richards. I told her Ron can help her boyfriend Dante Jarlen and I caught her attention. Yasmine told me Dante had little money but I told her my attorney is not like the other guys. Ron cares I told her; email me the case details and I’ll pass it on to Ron. Yasmine couldn’t believe that! She can get top notch service for free? Guess what? She can and so can you.

If you or a friend have any questions about your arrest or other crimes send in your emails. America’s Best D.U.I. and drug attorney Ronald Richards is on deck for your questions. Only H.S.K. provides such service.

-Guru Jacky

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7 Responses to “Be Careful Who You Bring Home…”

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  2. jaxson |

    Hysterical piece Jacky….. You my man are outta your mind!!

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  3. Jenny |

    doesnt that guy rep Lil’Wayne?

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  4. dustin |

    if you have a medicinal card can you smoke a joint in public?

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  5. liz |

    no way! its just like any other regulated substance, dont tell Jacky that though!

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  6. Ronald Richards |

    You can smoke a joint anywhere smoking is allowed if you have a recommendation or prescription.

    [Reply]

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