Beach Bunny Booty
Madonna is about to get married. At least that’s what the streets is saying… she’s closing the deal with her 22yr old boy toy Jesus.
She even took Jesus to meet her Rabbi at the New York Kabbalah Center. Madonna bought herself a husband in Brazil and I want the whole wide world to know. Guess what? There’s nothing wrong with that. Is there? Doesn’t she know her children are watching.
Speaking of Madonna, when is her sex tape comin’ out? We’re not far fetched in wondering when she’s gonna hop on the bandwagon…she did name her child after a porn star didn’t she?
Eminem is supposed to be dating Lil Wayne’s baby’s mother Toya; do you care? Maybe not but I’m sure Wayne does.
Michael Phelps t is a true Olympic champion. Some stripper name Theresa from Baltimore claims Michael used to bang her and her friend at the same time. Michael does threesomes? I wonder if our ex- Miss America Carrie Prejean partakes in this type of stuff?
Carrie is going out with Michael Phelps isn’t she?
Natalie Portman is 28 yrs old and she’s dating Sean Penn.. how old is that guy? Natalie just bought a home in Loz Feliz for $3.25 million dollars. She’ll be much closer to Sean now, I wonder….does Natalie party? ‘Cuz her new boyfriend Sean Penn does!
Talib Kweli got married to DJ Eque; she’s a dyke. We all know this don’t we? What type of relationship are these black people having nowadays? Who’s on bottom, who’s on top? Who cares? We don’t. Come out the fucking closet!
Hey the Lakers play the Rockets tonight, they’re in deep trouble; know why? I’m going to the game!
I’m sure Ron Artist will hear my “boo’s”. I’ll be sitting beside Andy Garcia and his wife. I truly hope Andy and his wife will forgive me for my foul mouth.
Aren’t you tired of Ron Artist, Yo Ming, and the rest of the Houston Rockets?
I am and so is Ron and Kobe.
Don’t forget it’s $2 Tuesdays at Popeye’s!
Gotta Go…
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Urban Daily News – FRIDAY Edition
- NIGHTCOURT: JAY Z CROSS EXAMINED ABOUT RIHANNA
- Madonna’s XMAS Ass!!
- NIGHTCOURT: Jay Z will take the Stand!!!
- What About the Others Arrested?
- Night Court: Jay Z is Cross Examined!!!
- Thursday’s News From The Street
- ALANIS MORISSETTE vs SCARLETT JOHANSSON
- BEACH BUNNY BOOTY – THURSDAY’S DAILY NEWS BRIEF
- Monday’s SOUL FOOD ON THE GO…
May 12th, 2009 at 09:55
Jacky,
Give us the scoop on Lil Wayne and the rumored soon to be “with child” Lauren London? theYBF, at least its a black site, has it exclusively that they’re about to be the parents of her first child, is this True or False?
Jacky, on a side Rhianna note, what’s up with that chic, is she playing with a full deck? Were those pictures of her, and Cassie, shopped back in Dec 2008? If so, how can Chris have released them? An even better question, why would he? I’m sure that would be grounds to violate his restraining order, no?
I just hate the way everyone is ganging up on that boy, this, even more so, makes me support black blogs. Jacky, did Rhianna release those pictures, and did was she the one who released that Feb 5th, picture or her face after the “incident?”
May 13th, 2009 at 08:55
More asian chics jacky!
May 13th, 2009 at 09:14
Next week I will take u back to Asia.
May 13th, 2009 at 09:43
Lauren and Wayne I don’t know that much about them we’ll all have to wait and see but Wayne did fuck her.
Rihanna she didn’t release the pics and Chris had nothing to do with it either.
November 14th, 2009 at 14:32
kweli has always had bad taste in women. i think it’s cute he got married, though.