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Bench Warrant Issued for Khloe Kardashian Arrest!

by Jacky Jasper

Transvestite Helps Cops Uncover Khloe K’s Fugitive Status

Los Angeles cops are now hip to a bench warrant against Khloe Kardashian that’s been active for SEVEN YEARS!

The fat Kardashian sister was back before a judge today, after a transvestite filed a police report against Khloe for allegedly attacking her. According to that report, Khloe attacked the tranny back in December outside of Playhouse nightclub, after the tranny told Lamar Odom that he was too young to be married.

Apparently after the report was filed, cops FINALLY noticed that there was indeed a seven-year long bench warrant, connected to an unpaid speeding ticket, against Khloe.

It’s surprising to know that it took authorities this long to honor it when considering Khloe has caught a DUI and several traffic tickets over the past several years.

Khloe had to fork out $200 to the court to clear her fugitive status.

This chic forgets everything…she forgot to pay her speeding tickets…she forgot to snort her coke at home (remember that vial of coke that she found on her bullshit reality show this past summer?) Instead, the dingbat brought it to the Y 100 FM Miami, and pretended to be sniffing on the air. Guess what else she forgot? To lose weight!

Don’t you agree?

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