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MC Hammer is a cool dude… I know – I kicked it with Hammer and guess what? Some chic is trying to frame his cousin Marv on a bogus rape charge. This lying ass chic wants some of that Hammer time money. She claims her and Marv met on Twitter and I must say the internet is a bad place to shop for girls. This chic told the police that Marv came to her hotel and raped her…

Should we believe her? No. It’s plain to see all she wants is Marv’s cousin’s money…know why? ‘Cuz she knows Hammer is a good dude and she thinks that she can get some money from him. Guess what? She’s dead wrong and time will prove her as a liar…

This whole caper sounds a little premeditated to me…Betcha any amount of money this bitch got an ad on sugardaddy.com !

Jay Z failed to kill Auto-Tune according to Marco Alpert – Vice President of Marketing for Antares. They make the software for Auto-Tune and said the sales for the software has doubled and they would like to give thanks to Jay Z for the P.R….WTF?

Hey black people: maybe Jay didn’t say it properly so I’ll say it the right way – buss this!!! Cher and others like ” Madonna” cannot sing so they’ve been using Auto-Tune since the 90’s…It’s not a new software it’s been around for years! It’s for those who are non-talented.
White European singers have been using it for years trying to achieve the voice and sound of the talented Donna Summer.
When did black people become fake, un-creative, and un-talented? It’s a sign that the world is coming to the end…
Ask those who believe in the Mayan calendar…

It’s Friday and there’s not much to tell you…
Have a good weekend and guess what?
Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Classic Jim Jones/Russell Simmons Hand-off
• Auto-Tune?
• BET AWARDS – Full Recap
• RIHANNA CAUGHT IN FULL FRONTAL…AND THE KIDS ARE WATCHING!!!
• Cougar Week – Daily News
• HOW CORNY HAVE WE BECOME?
• Madonna Is More Black Than Condolezza Rice

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