Black Booty Week – Quickies
Jay Z, Kanye West, and Rihanna might be forming a super group??
These days artists better be thinking out of the box and in case you didn’t know only few will survive in the market regardless. The group is untitled but I’m sure Jay Z, Kanye and Rihanna will have you all on the dance floor and honestly I hope it’s good…
Have you listened to the garbage on the radio lately? I don’t listen to the radio anymore and I don’t watch television as much either…know why? ‘Cuz art is at a all time low mane…
Puffy’s new group Dirty Money actually features Puffy as a member – go figure? I expect hits. Who else is in Puffy’s new group? Dawn from Danity Kane is one but I forgot the other female… I said before that Puffy ain’t playing around these days – hes got all the big super producers making tracks…know what I think? Puffy is sick of the bullshit that he’s hearing on the radio too…
Soulja Boy has a deranged fan on the internet causing a whole lot of trouble and putting a lot of bad information out. I want you all to know it’s not true!
He’s trying to make Soulja Boy look like he’s gay. He’s saying Soulja Boy frequents gay chat rooms etc etc – without proof!!! Why did Mediatakeout.com print that story? So they can get you to click to their post and guess what? Most of you did…
Hey I’m going to check out my new spot today…know why? ‘Cuz I’m going to be living there mane. A lot of you haters (and I would like to say I’m not one of those…) would probably like to think I couldn’t be taking such a big step forward. I don’t have a grudge against anyone and why would I waste my energy by answering these negative people? I’m not envious of other people’s belongings but most of you suffer from envy: you’re living with a deadly curse.
You will always want more. Some people have this sickness. When they see other people’s belongings their eyes begin to hurt…they don’t think you deserve what you have… know why? They truly think that they’re better than you because these certain haters also suffer from another sickness and it’s called judgment!
They also suffer from a god complex. I am going to show those people my new playboy pad and we’ll see who’s laughing then.
I know the haters will be mad. Is there anything wrong with the white dudes in big offices hooking your boy Jacky up? Wait ’till you see the new spot – I’ll say this much: the zip code is 90210.
Do you know what I think? HARD WORK pays off!
So check for the video segment that is being filmed that follows me through the process of purchasing my new pad. I’ll be posting it later this week I hope!
On that note…
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Puff needs to send Aubrey walking for Cheesecake!
- Rihanna is a NO SHOW at court!!!!
- COCO TELLS BLOG READERS TO “KISS HER FAT ASS”
- Jacky’s Bud Review: Today is SUPER JACK!!!
- Your mouth keeps moving but your not making sense!!
- NIGHT COURT RETURNS: RIHANNA vs CHRIS BROWN
- Scratch ain’t got NO Ca$h!
- Did Soulja Boy Finally Get a Copy of “The Misdeducation of Lauryn Hill”?
- Denzel Takes a HIT!
- Joaquin Phoenix + Drugs = Perfect Opportunity for Puffy
