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BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010 SPECIAL – UNCLE TOM’S CABIN

by Jacky Jasper

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

BLACK HISTORY MONTH – HOUSE NEGRO CELEBRATION

The republican party is celebrating Black History Month so they have invited all their House Negroes to the shindig at the World Famous Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

This years host will be no other than shock jock Rush Limbaugh. Rush will be there to greet and meet all the silly House Negroes as they arrive daily for the retreat. Some of this years sponsors are Fox news, makers of the soft drink Snapple, The cigarette company Marlboro and this years co-host will be no other than the propaganda expert Glenn Beck.

Sources told us this morning Bill O’Reilly was over heard telling Geraldo Revera at Fox, “Don’t worry, I’m going to make sure they build a Latino cabin because there’s a lot of you selling out and you guys deserve a month too” Geraldo replied, “Thanks Bill!”

Sean Hannity noticed how excited O’Reilly was and asked, “Are you getting ready for the party?” O’Reilly answered, “Of course, and this year we are doing a blackface party, so don’t forget to bring your Kiwi black shoe polish.”

I’ve heard the Fox News staff are all excited for this months gala events. Some acts performing at the retreat this year will be the Black Eyed Peas, Solange Knowles, Jamie Foxx & T-Pain will be performing their smash hit ” Blame It On The Alcohol “, Hootie & The Blowfish and America’s favorite sell-out Lionel Richie.

First to arrive at the Fox News retreat was republican party leader Michael Steele. The GOP leader was greeted by Rush Limbaugh serving him a plate of watermelon, cornbread and a Raspberry Snapple drink to wash it down. Michael asked “Rush has Condi arrived yet?” Limbaugh replied, “You’re the first to arrive at the retreat, but I’m sure she”ll be here soon!” Steele reply’s, “Goody can’t wait to see her, and when is limbo night?” Rush told the silly Negro, “you’ll have to ask Beck, he’s the Director of Entertainment”

Can you guess who will be the next guest to arrive at Uncle Tom’s Cabin? Tune in tomorrow and find out…

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4 Responses to “BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010 SPECIAL – UNCLE TOM’S CABIN”

  1. Dark Angel |

    THIS IS CLASSIC COMEDY MATERIAL RIGHT HERE!

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  2. Ryan Kaye |

    THIS SHIT IS CLASSIC!! (I’m white… it’s cool if I comment on this one, right? lol)

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    jackyjasper Reply:

    Have fun with it my dude…

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  3. Dark Angel |

    i’m white and I made the picture….. HAHA

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