BRAD PITT GOES BACK TO HIS HASH BASICS

by Jacky Jasper

It’s no surprise that Brad Pitt has been smoking pot for a minute…he’s said so himself.  I guess Jennifer Aniston gave him the green light to do so and probably even joined in, but Angelina says she’s not having it (at least she’s not having it since they now have six kids).

Brad’s not lying though, he’s not smoking pot.  According to Quentin Tarantino, Pitt’s new thing is hash.

What’s more is the youngest director on the monopoly board even spilled the beans about his party antics with Angelina’s hubby.  “He (Brad) had this big brick of hash and whips out a knife, you know, like Jesse James – and cuts me off a big sliver,” said Tarantino.  “But the thing about it is, I go, ‘Do you have a pipe to go with this?’ And he just handed me a Coke can.  And I’m like I know how to do the Coke can thing.”

Brad later admitted that he got himself so high that before he knew it, he was in front of Quentin’s cameras on the set of ‘Inglorious Basterds”. It’s crystal clear what was going on behind the scenes of that flick.

Come to think of it, Brad’s best work ever to hit the silver screen was that stoner character he played in “True Romance.”  And, if you can recall the Tarantino hit, Pitt smoked out of a make-shift bong (and said only two lines) for a total of about three minutes of the entire two-hour long movie.  My sources tell me Pitt wasn’t using prop smoke either. It was the real deal Holyfield mane.  Angelina says Brad needs rehab…no he doesn’t bitch!  There’s a moral to this story ladies and gentlemen. If you want Brad to read your script and get in front of your cameras, be sure to have the bongs, booze or hash…. and if you ain’t got that, then get some good kush grass.  He’ll step up to the plate, I swear. Ask Howard Stern.

-Guru Jacky