Brazilian Wax – Friday EDITION!
We all know it’s over for Nas and Kelis and guess what? Kelis started it. I already told you before I was one of the first people to tell you about the sex tape; know why? I had a peep. I’m in Hollywood; if someone anywhere in this world showed their ass we got the picture or film.
We specialize in filth. Kelis is a dirty girl, wait till you see it! If it wasn’t for the music she’d be on Craigslist. Here’s the story about Kelis:
I was in Ibiza Spain, the club was called Pacha. The DJ was Mucho Muchacho. Kelis was there with Jade Jagger, Mick’s daughter. She used to fuck Pharrell. They both were on coke and guess what? I saw Kelis with a white dude! Her tits were hanging out it was back in 2005. I wonder if Nas knows?
T.I. kicked Cedri Alfa Mega Zellars out of Grand Hustle. And what do you suggest we do with you T.I.? My idol Pimp’in Ken said T.I. is a snitch and Ken is like god when it comes to these streets.
Mariah Carey gets 1.5 million for an hour show. I must say that’s a come up! The old fart Tom Jones is catching the same pay; guess what? It’s not here in America, it’s in Turkey. Only fucking Turkey would pay them that type of money; won’t you agree? Know what? Nick Cannon is the pimp of the year.
This is old news, but Shia Labeouf is a Mutha fucka know why? He fucked his mom…at least he wants too. Shia said it I didn’t guess what? I wanna be the first to say it… no one else will dare. Shia’s mom is fucking ugly isn’t she?
Madonna did a track with Lil Wayne. She’s such a dick rider! Why do people work with her that claim the street??!!
Money. You must respect Dr. Dre though ‘cuz he turned her down.
It’s Friday and I want you to spend your money on the street! If you want Aids and bad drugs the streets is a good place to shop look what happened to DMX?
It could happen to you too if you like cheap whores and crack!
Don’t buy that stuff; cheap whores and crack is no good kids, remember that!
If your cash is low and you need a Mother’s Day gift for your Mother-In- Law go see the Africans; they will hook you up with a good knock-off.
Enjoy your weekend.
Gotta Go…
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