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Paula Abdul claims she doesn’t take prescription drugs but I saw this shit on television myself and guess what? Paula’s a fucking liar. Ask Corey Clark he’ll tell you. Paula is now saying she took painkillers for her dance injuries. Paula is a fucking liar trust me I know her. I recorded with her back in 1995 ask Nile Rogers he’ll tell you. Paula is back in the press talking shit, know why? Paula’s new album his coming this Autumn.
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Megan Fox ain’t feeling the little boys.. she said it I didn’t. Megan said Zac Efron is 21 and Rob Pattinson is 22 and called them both boy/men. Megan said I don’t like them or trust them. Megan is back with her boyfriend Brian Austin Green he’s 35 and now I’m wondering if Megan Fox have a daddy complex?

Dom Deluise is dead, it’s a sad day dude. Dom made me laugh as a kid. I loved the movie History Of The World:Part 1, didn’t you? Some of you loved the Best Little Whore House In Texas, I know my childhood friend Paul’s mom did Bitch. I remember my oldest brother loving the comedy Smokey And The Bandit. I’m sure Simon Cowell adored Dom in the movie Robin Hood Men In Tights.

Eminem doesn’t trust France, know why? Dude arrived at Le Bourget Airport wearing a mask to protect himself from the Swine Flu.
Smart guy, do you think Eminem got the idea from Michael Jackson?

Jay Z and Kelly Clarkson are responsible for the ASUA (Associated Students of the University of Arizona) for losing $750,000. The promoters said they lost way more money than that. The promoters also said they gave away free tickets… know why? They were hoping advertisers jumped in. Guess what? They didn’t. Maybe it’s because Jay Z got a new bohemian look or it just might be Kelly Clarkson’s weight gain no one wants to see that shit I know I don’t.
The Lakers are playing the Rockets tonight guess what? Am going.
I got floor seats so you know am going to let Yo Ming know that Kobe is more popular than him in China. Oh yes I fucking will.
Am truly hungry I need my Continental Breakfast and a joint. Blunts are too harsh to start my day I must stay focus.
Gotta Go…

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