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Rihanna has become a publicity slut hasn’t she? Rihanna is dating everybody even the girls are getting in, ask Katie Perry. This pop star Rihanna has become a tramp. Let’s see who had a taste of Rihanna other than Katie. How about Brody Jenner, he had some. So did Andrew Bynum. Now Rihanna’s back with her old boyfriend. I wonder was Rihanna this promiscuous when she was with Chris?

David Hasselhoff has been drinking again and this is the 7th time David was rushed to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning. David’s ex-wife Pam and his 16 yr old daughter Hayley saved his retarded ass again. They took him to Cedars Sinai. Doesn’t David eat hamburgers off the kitchen floor?

Wolverine made 80 million this weekend at the box office. I am trying to download the film so I can watch it from my house. This is how I see all the new films. Do you actually think I am paying to see that childish movie? Hell fucking no.

Eminem has a new video out… the track is called 3AM. I don’t like it, know why? I can’t dance to it nor can I play it and ride in the whip. It’s fucking boring dude, this track has no substance. I am putting on Gucci Mane’s new track Wasted at least I can get high and fuck a bitch to it.

Beyonce is wearing diapers on stage. She’s too busy performing for you guys. She doesn’t even have time to use the bathroom. I think when Sasha Fierce (not Beyonce) is on stage, when she’s performing her hit song Single Ladies, she is taking a HOT PISS. Don’t you?

White people be careful. The Mexican cartel is now kidnapping American white people for large ransoms. Don’t believe me ask people down in San Diego? They’ll tell you. This is happening right here in southern California, that’s why I am telling you and if you don’t have their ransom money they are going to kill you.

Swine Flu is here in California. It’s up in Long Beach ask students in Cal State University. Students in Cal State had to disinfect their dorm rooms this weekend. The health commission is raising the health level from 5 to 6 this is all going to happen later this week Don’t Pass Your Blunts.

Madonna didn’t get to adopt her little black baby. She got denied, it’s final no more will you hear about this story. I wonder if the white ugly rich bitch will adopt me? I have something much bigger to offer than that little black African boy. Being here in America I am totally saving Madonna in traveling expenses and cultural adaptation. It’s a win win situation don’t you think?

Well it’s Monday The Lakers play the Houston Rockets tonight. Yao Ming and his tired ass squad ain’t got no game for Kobe and his Lakers. Utah Jazz is better than the Houston Rockets don’t believe me? Watch the game tonight and see for yourself.

Miss Black California Michelle Hope is calling me on my cell. She’s wants to go to the Laker game with me
Why not?

Gotta Go…
Gotta go…

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• WHO THE FUCK IS “BECKY”???
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