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Brooke Hogan is a complete idiot, don’t you agree? Why did Scott Storch sign her? Word was Scotty hit her off with a million bucks. That was a few years ago but he had to know then that she had no talent.

This Jack-ass Brooke Hogan fell off a stripper pole. She is a fucking clown. Don’t she know the pole is a serious thing and she should practice. Girlfriends of mine give classes for that shit, Pole dance classes are highly needed in today’s economy. I think so don’t you?

Then Brooke get’s her phone hacked and Celebslam releases some numbers to the public:

“So I guess Brooke Hogan had her sidekick hacked by one of the folks over at Digital Gangster. Her cell number is (786)329-2262. Called it, it’s been disconnected. The Hulk’s number is (727)215-4037. Called it, it rings and leads to his voicemail greeting. You can definitely tell it’s him. Nick’s cell is (305)395-2267. The number forwards to a taxi service which I thought was pretty appropriate. More from this later today . . .”

more pics of Brooke on Pole after the jump

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