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Brooke Hogan is such a bum; doesn’t this oversize female remind you of a transvestite?
She’s so awkward isn’t she? Remember Brooke fell off a stripper pole…what a klutz.

Guess who’s doing business with Brooke Hogan? Russell Simmons…They’re both animal activists and I truly appreciate that but I must wonder if they feel the same pain for the Nike sneaker worker over in China? Or the South African who was exploited by the white European? Everyone is a animal activist these days and majority are vegans too…Know why? ‘Cuz it’s trendy… But why then on the last episode of Brooke Knows Best does she argue with her roomate about being green? What good are healthy animals if there’s no planet for them to live on!?!?! Brooke goes so far as to actually purposefully NOT be green to piss off her friend. What a terrible person. Who is managing her? The Hulk? Whoever it is is not doing their fucking job that’s for sure.

Why is Brooke Hogan blogging for Global Grind? Brooke sold under 5 thousand copies of her latest album in other words on one cares about Brooke and her Pop music career…

With 2 prime time television shows and the support of Russell Simmons she only sold 3,381 units including downloads. What’s even worse is that that was enough to put her at #144 on the Bilboard Charts! What happened to the music industry?
She sucks at everything she does and I wish people like Brooke would just go away – they have no fucking talent whatsoever. These are the people who got the nerve to ask why is the music business at a all time low? I guess if your records or your television show and book is a flop you should become a animal activist…Don’t believe me? Ask Tela Tequila.

Hey Russell: What the fuck man? Seriously. WTF?

-Guru Jacky

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