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Adam Lambert is finally out the closet; know why?
Adam was seen holding hands with his boyfriend Drake LaBry. Adam’s mom Leila Lambert said her son can return to his normal gay life.
Leila said this because American Idol is over. I wish American Idol was over for good. Don’t you?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi left the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. These two are a total joke. Know why? Spencer had Steven Baldwin perform a baptism on him as Heidi watched on the sideline. This asshole Spencer thinks that he’s a star and I’m starting to feel sorry for this dude ‘cuz he’s completely nuts. Spencer said he’s too famous to be on the show and he must get back to Hollywood. When did Spencer and Heidi become a symbol of being cool? Guess what? They’re not.

Rihanna said Chris Brown posted her nude pictures. Thanks Chris! Where’s the sex tape mane!!!? Rihanna said she’s going to post nude pictures of Chris Brown now… Rihanna demands sweet revenge and I love it. Don’t you? If Rihanna puts out the nude pictures of Chris Brown then Chris will have no choice to show us all her sex-tape. Guess what?
I can’t wait!!!

Ciara’s Lamborghini is getting repossessed and guess what? The rumor mill is spinning; is Ciara broke? Didn’t Fiddy buy Ciara that Lamborghini? Was Ciara and 50 Cent in a relationship? I don’t know but it appears that 50 Cent likes to buy his girls expensive gifts. Don’t believe me ask the cougar Vivica Fox.
Didn’t Scott Storch buy Lil Kim a Lamborghini? And Kim’s Lamborghini got repossessed too huh?

The rap game is totally out of control; what’s wrong with a Toyota?

It’s Wednesday; the NBA finals starts tomorrow. The Los Angeles Lakers play the Orlando Magic, can’t wait.
Hey what happened to Lebron James? Apparently he’s being a sore loser.
The show must go on and Kobe Bryant is the star of the show. Isn’t he?

PAY THE PIMP BITCH!!!
Gotta Go…

-Guru Jacky

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Adam Lambert Loses American Idol, Wins Anyway?
• Beach Bunny Booty Week
• WHY?
• ADAM LAMBERT – FORCED GAY KISS FOR ATTENTION
• Beach Bunny Booty – Wednesday’s Daily News
• Heidi Montag Appears in Playboy Magazine WITH Clothes On. WTF?
• Nightcourt: Rihanna Makes Her Case!
• Jay Z Killed AutoTune But Forgot CENSORSHIP
• Chris Brown Is On His Own
• “American Idol” Wants Howard Stern on Their Team

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