Bud Review – Pinneapple Express

by Jacky Jasper

Pineapple Express is a hybrid bud, meaning it’s a indica / sativa.

This bud had me dazed meaning it had me like a dum dum! I even slurred my words when I spoke. I had creative ideas but I couldn’t get them out.

I was stuck on stupid and I needed rest bad, know why? This bud of worship will make you sleepy. I strongly recommend this strain for those people who talk a lot. This bud will have them under a gag order. If a good rest is your desire this bud is for you.

Here’s a few names that need this bud in their life:

• Brittney Spears – she’ll shut up and get some much good sleep.

• Rick Ross too he should smoke this Pineapple Express he’ll shut the fuck up about being a tuff guy and do us all a big favor and get some sleep!

• The last name that comes to mind will be the old Jewish dude that does the Crazy Gideon commercials. He needs to shut up he’s always yellin’!

Hard workin’ dudes need a good sleep. If you are out here in L.A. you will agree with me, I know most of you do. So if your girlfriend talks too much and needs a good sleep give her Pineapple Express.