Cameron Douglas’ Girlfriend Implicated As “Drug Mule”

by Jacky Jasper

Cameron Douglas, son of Michael Douglas, is facing some serious drug charges! I reported this much of the story to my readers already but there is a new development in the story.

Cameron’s girlfriend Kelly Scott is now being implicated in the situation. Do you know what Kelly Scott’s occupation is? She’s a mule. I guess she only saw the cable version of Maria Full Of Grace.

She tried to smuggle dime bags of heroin to Cameron in a electric toothbrush in a New York city courtroom. What was Kelly thinking? Doesn’t she know that the DEA officers all believe that Cameron Douglas has been dealing Crystal Meth for years?

What does Cameron’s Stepmother Catherine Zeta Jones think about him and his drug dealing girlfriend? Does his grandfather Kirk Douglas know? If Kirk doesn’t know about Cameron and his Super Fly antics.

Guess what? I’m going to tell Kirk when I see him…Cameron’s is totally destroying the family’s name. Won’t you agree?

-Guru Jacky