Most of you have probably already seen “Sherlock Holmes”, because it’s been out since Christmas. But, I’ve had the bootleg of it, and just had a chance to see it. Guess what? I loved it!

“Sherlock Holmes” features a star-studded cast, including Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law and Rachel McAdams. It’s a masterpiece, directed by Guy Ritchie. The quality of my bootleg was nothing short of amazing. The same goes for the film itself – I must admit that it was the best movie I’ve seen this year.

Robert Downey Jr. plays Sherlock Holmes, who teams up with his partner Watson (played by Jude Law) to fight the evil villain looking to take over England, Lord Blackwell (played by Mark Strong). (more…)

My girlfriend and I recently took a trip over to the alley, in search of a good bottle of perfume for a birthday gift for my girlfriend’s friend. We left in the early morning to avoid Los Angeles’ notorious traffic. Once we arrived at Sante Alley, it was a complete madhouse, with people scattered everywhere. Know why? Because it was a Saturday mane. My girl bought a bottle of Angel perfume for her friend, spending just $50 bucks, while saving close to a $100 dollars.

Being that we were already at the alley, I thought of you guys. So, I sought out for a bootleg movie to review.

I was unable to track down my usual movie dude, but I did run into another bootleg hustla (who was boldly selling his burned copies). Each of his DVD’s were lined up side-by-side, on a small section of Maple Avenue’s sidewalk…he was definitely hard to miss. He asked me if I wanted to buy the un-cut version of Kim Kardiashian’s porno movie with Ray J. I told him that I wasn’t interested in seeing that shit. But, my girl laughed and asked for “Legion”. So, I gave the vendor $3…He said he wanted $5, but I paid him no attention, and walked. (more…)

LIVE FROM THE HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE

Hat’s off to our friends Steve Longi & David Permut for an exceptional film during a period of films that prove to be much less than that, regardless of the hype.

HSK couldn’t find a bootleg of this film in the downtown alleys for review so we had to go on the inside for this one. Luckily for us the producers for this great little film happen to be regular readers of the site, so they invited us down to the Los Angeles premiere which was at the Chinese theaters last night in Hollywood California.

Jacky is still on vacation so we sent a surrogate to sit in his place and represent the Hollywood Street King. Steve Longi and David Permut are first class guys, they seated us right between funny men John C. Reilly and Garry Shandling.

It’s always a little different when you have knowledge of some of the background on any creative development. The film “Youth in Revolt” is an adaptation of the book written by C.D. Payne and brilliantly adapted to screenplay by newcomer Gustin Nash whose adaptation stood above the tried and true writers also being considered. The film was brilliantly directed by Miguel Arteta who managed to bring out the best of all talent involved! (more…)

In today’s review, I take a closer look at a movie that’s not yet in theaters, “2012″ featuring John Cusack, Danny Glover, and Tandy Newton. The bootleg quality was totally amazing, it even came with Spanish subtitles. But the movie itself, was fucking garbage. So much so that I didn’t even care to finish it. Know why? Because I found it to be full of brainwashing material, leading me ask the million dollar question – Were the Christians behind the making of this film? Because the flick was filled with religious propaganda.

The movie’s premise surrounds the Mayan calendar, which predicts Armageddon in 2012. I’m sure Benny Hinn will step-up to endorse this movie to his followers. (more…)