Black History

Former Black Panther leader Geronimo Pratt died today at the age of 63.

According to his lawyer Stuart Hanlon:

“Pratt died at his home with his family, in a small village in Tanzania.”

Back in 1972 Pratt was convicted for the murder of Caroline Olsen, but Pratt always maintained his innocence claiming he was in Oakland for Black Panther meetings on the day Olsen was murdered.You see the government fears strong black leaders who opposed their tactics and culture of of abuse and suppression within the urban communities.

In 1997 Pratt’s lawyer Johnnie Cochran got his sentenced overturned on the grounds that the prosecution had concealed evidence that might exonerated the defendant. The evidence with-held from him during phis trial, was that he had been under government surveillance for over a year prior, and including that day. That surveilence proved he was hundreds of miles away when the murder was committed, and therefore could absolutely not have been convicted by him. Continue Reading…

It’s the last day at of the retreat at the cabin…

All is not well. The revolution sparked by Colin Powell has caused a uproar. Almost half of the house Negroes have turned on their modern day slave masters…

Beyonce is seen running around in blackface screaming, “I wanna be black again..I wanna be black again!”

Across the plantation’s burning sugar cane fields, Sammy Sosa is dressed like Kunta Kinte while holding a machete in his right hand and a bag of over a hundred tubes of extreme whitener skin creams and a thousand tubes of hair relaxers in his left hand. As the rebellious house Negroes were to run by the sell-out athlete as part of their escape to freedom, Sammy screams to them, “Bleach is the new black…Fuzzy hair? I have relaxers to fix that!”

All of a sudden Sammy spotted Nicki Minaj, and as he turned to face her Lil Kim approached his left side and pointed a pistol at his rib cage saying, “Hands up Sosa and give me all them relaxers and skin white creams!” Suddenly out of no where Nicki Minaj charged Lil Kim like a WWE wrestler, ripped Kim’s weave off of her head and pulled out Kim’s inch long eye lashes. As Nicki bent down to pick up the bag of relaxers and skin whitening creams, Puffy pulled up in a Wrangler jeep and said “Nicki you got the hair relaxers?” Nicki said, “yes” and Puffy opened the door of his vehicle hollering, “Powell became black and flipped on his friends…let’s get out of here!” Continue Reading…

Day 13th at the cabin retreat…

Colin Powell has changed the name of Jefferson Davis Square to Harriet Tubman Square, and this has Bill O’Reilly furious.

As the Fox Newsman rushes over to share his thoughts with Donald Rumsfeld. As O’Reilly approaches Rumsfeld, Senator Harold Ford walks over to him saying, “Mr O’Reilly…if any Negro bothers you on this plantation, just tell me and I’ll shoot them!” That’s when Rumsfeld walked down the steps of the cabin’s porch wearing army fatigues and holding his AK-47 and said to O’Reilly, “I already know that Powell re-named Jefferson Davis square. Now follow me over there.”

Meanwhile, Colin Powell has convinced half of the blacks at the plantation to join his revolt. Those blacks are burning the cotton fields and destroying everything in their reach. While this is happening, Puffy is teaching Jermaine Hall and his wife Siobhan O’Conner how to do the Macarena dance…

Oliver North is driving around an M41 Walker Bulldog tank and Rumsfeld is leading a army. Some of Rumsfeld troops include house Negroes who wish to stay and save the plantation. Suddenly out of no where, Sheriff Joe Arpaio appears riding on a white horse screaming, “Let’s go kill some Niggers!” Sarah Palin didn’t miss a beat…she quickly screams back at the sheriff, “Harold Ford and Judge Clarence Thomas are good Negroes!” Continue Reading…

Day 12 at the cabin…

As Bill O’Reilly puts together the 1st Annual Uncle Tom’s Coon Awards, Colin Powell forms an uprising at Jefferson Davis square to break the bondage at the plantation.

Tyler Perry is dressed as Madea as he listens to Colin Powell. That’s when he runs over to Bill O’Reilly and says, “Mr O’Reilly I have news for you!” O’Reilly looked at Tyler with a serious face asking, “Where Is this betrayal taking place… Boy?” Tyler immediately began acting like a child throwing a temper tantrum…rubbing his eyes and stomping his left leg saying, “Powell Is starting trouble at Jefferson Davis square Mr O’Reilly!” O’Reilly pointed the index finger of his right hand at Tyler’s face and said, “Boy go put on some damn pants and a decent shirt and don’t you ever talk to me wearing a dress again!” Tyler started to cry and was about to speak when O’Reilly said, “Shut up and don’t answer me you lady man…Yes you better do as I say lady man…Go tell Donald Rumsfeld it’s Tea Party time…Get the flags and the guns. Why are you still standing here? Get out of my face… Pinhead!” Tyler Perry ran off dressed in drag to tell Donald Rumsfeld the news…

Not knowing that Harold Ford had already told Donald Rumsfeld about the uprising, Tyler heads towards Donald Rumsfeld who was seated on a chair on the cabin’s front porch. Tyler is screaming “Mr. Rumsfeld…Mr. Rumsfeld they’re trying to escape…They’re starting trouble!” Rumsfeld got up from his seat to walk towards a running and screaming Tyler Perry. Continue Reading…

Day 11 at the cabin…

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UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
3RD ANNUAL BLACK HISTORY MONTH CELEBRATION

Donald Rumsfeld has restrained Oliver North in a head lock as Rumsfeld’s henchman, Rapper Rick Ross (who’s suited up in his correctional officer uniform) aims his pistol at Oliver North’s head saying, “You better do what Mr.Rumsfeld wants Oliver!” Rumsfeld looked up at his henchman saying, “Put the pistol away…that won’t be necessary…Oliver knows I’ll kill him myself!” That’s when Rumsfeld addressed Oliver North as he tightened the head lock demanding, “Where’s my drugs?” Though Oliver began to choke, he was able to answer, “Flava Flav has it…I gave it to him to sell to colored and he was going to bring back the money to me…Donald I was going to give you all the money…I figured you will take the money to buy more ammunition!” Donald Rumsfeld released Oliver from the head lock and said, “I’ll handle Flava Flav.”

Meanwhile, Bill O’Reilly is having a talk with Sean Puffy Combs, “Listen boy I don’t care who you are…I don’t know you…But people like you and I want you to host The Coon Awards.” Puffy smiled as he replied, “You’re having an award show here on the plantation?” O’Reilly replied, “Yes…there will be an award show and you’re going to host it!”

All of a sudden, a voice echoed over the plantation grounds. It was coming from the P.A. system, and it was obviously the voice of Senator Lindsey Graham telling all the house Negroes not to talk to any of the guests until they’re spoken to. Continue Reading…