Chris Brown

Rolling Stone quotes Jay as saying, “Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew.”

Why didn’t he come to Beyonce’s defense when Etta said she was going to whoop her ass?

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Good day your  Honor. I would like to say first and foremost my client Chris Brown is innocent. We all know he came from a dysfunctional home but so did she- Rihanna Whatever.

Your Honor she has songs about men killing themselves and she’s very promiscuous. Your Honor we believe she’s a studio whore, after you record songs with her you can have sex with her.

My client Chris Brown has been working hard while his girlfriend Rihanna was being a studio whore. Chris is young, he doesn’t know better,  he never knew she had herpes. He heard rumors but he believed it was all tabloid stuff. Until Sunday February 8th he confronted her about her studio whoring and she said “you are not a saint either Chris” and my client said, “I never gave you herpes did I? “.  Rihanna said, ” that was a long time ago it was my past”. Mr Brown said, ” yeah Rihanna and my future is sores on my penis”. Continue Reading…

19-year-old RnB sensation Chris Brown was accused of assaulting his long-term girlfriend Rihanna. It was reported earlier that Chris Brown surrendered to LAPD on Sunday evening. He was taken into custody around 6:30 p.m., and was officially booked at 7:41 p.m. He was later then released on a $50,000 bond.

There have been many various rumors and reasons to why this incident occurred, but there is one specific reason that stands out to us: We strongly believe Rihanna infected Chris Brown with Herpes. We are completely disgusted!!!! About two weeks ago we reported Rihanna was walking around with this repulsive infection, and now she attacked Chris Brown with it. We do not agree or condone domestic abuse…We are completely against it, but what if someone gave you a viral disease? What would you do? Wouldn’t anger be your first emotion? Continue Reading…

19:00 Sunday: CB has turned himself into authorities!

Chris Brown is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery.

“The identity of the victim will not be released,” said Officer April Harding. “Any victim who’s involved in a domestic violence incident is entitled to confidentiality.”

Officer Harding added: “If police locate Brown, yes, he’s subject to arrest.” When police arrived on the scene the victim was there, but Chris Brown wasn’t. Continue Reading…

Guess we can add Chris Brown to the CELEBRITY HERPES list as well…

Celebrities with Herpes

CHIC OF THE YEAR
Goes to Teri Seymour, she did it. Teri made 9 million dollars, Simon Cowell paid her and he paid her well. Teri Seymour I am proud of you and she never had to take her clothes off. She is living proof that you don’t have to be a whore. She has no nude pictures, no sex tape, and she keeps her shit private. Teri Seymour has class.

MAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Chris Brown, he took out Usher, Justin Timberlake, and any other pop dude that wanted his lane. Chic’s dig him and he’s talented. He’s been heeding my advice as well, so my prediction is that Chris Brown will be much smoother in the new year. He’ll have a new image, he’ll be a polished act. In 2009 Chris Brown’s new image will be invincible, he’ll will show talent with class.

WOMAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Oprah Winfrey. She backed Barack Obama from day one. She’s very wise, And she’s a woman of class.

RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Goes to Lil Wayne. He sold the most records and he’s going to win a Grammy for it. He’s like me, he’s a Libra. He’s got class, he’s fuckin wit u.
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