Comedy

Kim Kardashian attempted to launch a music career back in March, but her first single never found an audience, so the accompanying music video was never released.

This is a leaked 54-second clip from the video. It’s as bad as you expected it would be!

April 30, 2011 - President Barack Obama is shifting from consoler to comic for his appearance before the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, DC. And some of his most prominent would-be rivals are in attendance, including Donald Trump.

If you’re over 30 years of age you might remember the rapper Warren G for his hit single in 1994 “Regulate” but today’s generation will remember Warren G as the guy who’s peddling penis enhancement drugs.

Know why? Because Warren G shot a commercial for a penis enhancement drug company and it aired last night, but I didn’t see it. Did you?

This is not a hoax because the 39 year old Westcoast rapper admits that he did shoot the commercial but he never signed a contract with the company. Continue Reading…

Nick Cannon is fighting to stay in the spotlight, pulling out all the stops. Mr. Mariah Carey has reportedly used his wife’s name to land himself a Showtime special. It’s a stand-up comedy show improperly titled Mr. Showbiz. Know why? Because I say it should really be called Mr. Coattail, for obvious reasons.

Here’s what Lil Nicky had to say:

“People forgot that I started out doing stand up. I’m actually going back to my roots. I’m a comic at heart. I love being married to one of the most famous people in the world. But the downfall is people feel like they can say whatever they want to say about my wife to my face. So I hear the strangest things. But that lends itself to a lot of great humor.

Hey Nick, people forgot your stand up because it SUCKED! Nick Cannon should be cast on the next season of Real Housewives.

I don’t know about you guys, but Nick Cannon can’t make me laugh — dude is a Nickelodeon comic, strictly for the kids. History has proven that some of our best comedians lived a dark life off of the stage. That’s not at all the case for Nick Cannon. When Nicky’s off stage, we all know that he’s Mariah Carey’s bellhop — trained to fight his wife’s battles. Continue Reading…

Who cast Mike for this? The joke was on him! He should have known because aren’t we laughing at Mike on the Jersey Shore and not laughing with him. I think that’s what made Jersey Shore a hit!

The following jokes from Mike were cut from the final edit seen above:

“I’m not from New Jersey … I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough … not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana … ”

“Relax, she didn’t even hear it … I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  … have you ever done anything else actually?”

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued … Continue Reading…

Sheen’s Corner – Episode 3

HSK has placed our money on Charlie NOT being around to see 2012!