This fucking guy Mike keeps calling me, with the nerve to leave rude messages on my voice mail, and on my email.
Mike is responsible for stealing my domain name (jackyjasper.com). Now, can you believe that he’s trying to sell it back to me for three grand? I have proof. Know why? Because I have all of his verbal extortion demands on tape. Mike even went as far as to say that when he sees me, he’s going to kick my ass. He goes on to call me an ‘internet tough guy.’
Really it all boils down to jealously — plain and simple. Mike’s mad because I’m making money, and he’s not! The only reason why Mike does not have any more money is because he sniffed it all up his Virginia country-ass nose!
Hey Mike, you Virginia fuck boy! Let’s make a deal. Since you want to kick my ass so bad, why don’t you sign off on a one sheet that you won’t call the cops, and that I can tape the whole fight, so my readers can witness me knockin’ you out in less than 30 seconds!?!?!
You ain’t training you can’t fuck with me! I want to beat the shit out of you just for leaving me such rude voice messages. Pick the place – anytime, anywhere – just sign off and it’s fucking on and crack’in!!! (more…)
Seems like the Ladies (Young Hollywood Blondes) don’t Love Cool James so much anymore…especially one pair of ladies who ran into LL on the L.A. night club circuit, late last month.
“He was sooooooo coked-up.” says one source. “LL Cool J is so yesterday…he was hot like in 1995.”
Our source tells us LL was drunk and high on cocaine, while he was attempting to do a solo rendition of a Lil Wayne song to the pair, before following the girls into the ladies’ room and trying to making out with them. The ladies tell us they were so turned off, adding, “Only in his dreams.” (more…)
The custody battle continues between Hollywood actress, Sandra Bullock, her husband, Jesse James and Vivid porn queen, Jannine Lindemulder.
Early this year, Bullock and James landed custody of 5-year-old Sunny Lee James, when Lindemulder was locked-up for tax evasion, and was cited an ‘unfit parent’. Now, that Lindemulder is out of jail, she’s fighting for more parental rights.
“I am the best mother I can be,” stated Lindemulder. “Though I’ve made horrific choices in the past.”
Lindemulder was granted visitation rights on Sundays, as long as she didn’t use drugs or alcohol and kept Sunny from having any contact with her new husband, felon Jeremy Aikman. She’s reported to have violated those court-imposed stipulations. (more…)
“She’d like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car,” said Dina Lohan. “Like you don’t know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself.”
That’s what Dina Lohan had to say about her daughter Lindsay, in a telephone conversation between Dina and Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan.
“She’s really sad and really hurt and really…I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did,” said Dina. “I couldn’t leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess.”
The conversation took place more than a year ago, when Michael Lohan taped a string of phone calls about his daughter, who he says, is addicted to prescription pills.
Now, Lindsay’s lawyer is looking to take action against Michael Lohan for releasing the tapes. But, Michael says he’s afraid for his daughter’s life, and wants the truth to be known. (more…)
Beans: “Jay is a Crumb, and I’m Gonna Put My Foot in His Neck” – 50 Cent: “Beans is Coming Over to G-Unit”
Beanie Sigel spills the beans on Jay Z during a live conversation with 50 Cent on Power 99, before making the move over to G-Unit.
During the discussion, Beans recollects the day Jay Z sat as a character witness during his court appearance, ultimately turning on Beans, before the judge; uncovers what he really had to pay for the cars, the record label and the clothing line; tells how artists on the Rock the Mic tour were shafted on their money; and shares his disgust with Hova and his verbal attack on former friend and business partner Damon Dash.
For the record, know that I told ya’ll that these cornballs become rappers to solely trick on bitches. It’s a fact that Jay Z paid his Trinidadian babymother over a million bucks so she’d shut her mouth, and not leak to the world the fact that he has a bastard child. That’s a hell of a lot more than former Roc-A-Fella Records artist “Amil”, who was the female voice on “Jigga Who, Jigga What?” “Amil” is now broke, and works in a department store. WTF? Plus, Dame is broke, Bleek is broke, and Chris and Neef from The Young Guns are broke too.
But, the Knowles family keeps on cashing in off Jay, because each and every wedding anniversary, Hova forks out well over a million bucks for his ‘paid-for’ contractual weave-wearing, butt injected wife, Beyonce. And this big-lip boy has the nerve to call himself a PIMP!?!?!?!? Nigga you are only one thing…A TRICK who robs and deceives his boys!!!
Former Victoria’s Secret model, Tyra Banks says she recently shed a whopping 30 pounds. “I switched up my unhealthy eating habits,” said Banks. “Now I can really say — kiss my fat ass.”
Banks credits nutritionist Heather Bauer for helping the television show host to re-evaluate her eating habits. “It’s about working with what you’ve got, and knowing, and learning what’s right for your body,” said Banks. “I feel good about my curves and my imperfections — my booty, my boobs, my thighs — I embrace it all.”
I for one say Tyra Banks has some fucking nerve. What kind of role model is this fake hair-wearing mongoose being, to display to young teenage girls that it’s okay to be obsessed and/or insecure with their God-given images? (more…)
A deranged fan of “American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest was formally charged today with multiple counts of stalking.
25-year old Chidi Benjamin Uzomah Jr. was arrested just outside of the E! building, Friday. That’s where Seacrest tapes a daily TV show.
Uzomah is also facing a pair of misdemeanor counts of attempted disobeying of a court order, that he was to stay away from Seacrest. That court order stems dates back to September, when Uzomah plead guilty to attacking Seacrest’s bodyguard. If convicted, Uzomah could be looking at up to four-years behind bars. (more…)
“I have had bad scripts to work with, but this? Thank God my sister is amazing and you got some press.” That’s what Jessica Simpson had to say to The CW Television Network and the writers of “Melrose Place”, on Twitter Sunday, “CW catching up on MP. Who writes this crap?”
The personal attack by Simpson comes after her sister, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is said to be expecting her walking papers from “Melrose Place”. Writers of the CW program are reported to be dismissing Ashlee’s character from the show, come January.
“Once that murder mystery was solved, (Ashlee’s character) would go on her way,” said Executive Producer Todd Slavkin. “That was the original plan going into the development of the show.” (more…)
NE-YO is playing for the same team. He even composed a song called, “When He Kissed me”. Now, we all know that Ne-yo writes songs for other artists, but this just may be his male rendition of Katie Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl”. Here’s my philosophy – If you could think it you can do it!!! Guys like Ne-yo have to transform their minds into that of a woman’s mental space, in order to write these garbage ass love songs. To be sure, know that I’ve never listened to his stuff. Know why?
Because he makes music for soft men, and girls who live in fantasy land. Basically, people who buy Ne-Yo’s songs are also fans of Hallmark cards. With that said, how can a street dude listen to Ne-yo? How? Ne-yo is a modern day Johnny Mathis, and any dude who dares to be caught listening to a Ne-yo record, is very questionable in my books. Buss this!!! I have absolutely nothing against gay people. I’m a firm believer in being yourself, and not being ashamed of who you are! I was very pleased after once being told that the Gay Mafia are avid readers of my blog. I thank them (and you) for your interest and support. Stay tuned, BECAUSE I WON’T STOP! (more…)
The artist formally known as Prince is well-known for his small frame, but did you know that ‘the symbol’ suffers from anorexia? Dude now weighs just 112 lbs!!! WTF???
I think we should all be very worried for Prince Rogers Nelson. He may just need a celebrity intervention. Know why? Because my nicca has also fucked up his hip from years and years of putting on REAL PERFORMANCES.
That injury stems from his years of stage performances, while sporting his signature high heels, when front and center. Nonetheless, the multi Grammy winner refuses to have a hip replacement operation. That’s because he’s a Jehovah’s Witness. Being a Jehovah’s Witness means that when it come to surgical treatments and modern medicine, one does not partake in such practices.
The man behind “Purple Rain” is now 51-years-old. His camp openly admits to hold great concern for his health, stating that Prince’s arms are incredibly skinny, and that he looks extremely frail. (more…)
