Katt Williams was arrested early Monday morning for allegedly breaking into a Georgia residence.
Now, the real king of comedy is being held in Coweta County jail. He’s being held on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing.
Williams is set to go before a judge sometime today. (more…)
Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t listen to pop music, and had never heard a track by Jay Z.
Either Cyrus is calling out for some attention since she deleted her Twitter profile; has been living under a rock over the past decade; or she’s a fucking LIAR! I mean, hasn’t the teen pop star been to any award shows this year? Has she not heard Hova lace a Beyonce track? Moreover, how does a pop star NOT listen to pop music? (more…)
Recent headlines have reported Baseball sensation, Sammy Sosa has changed his look to appear like someone other than a black man.
It’s possible that Sosa could suffer from some sort of skin ailment, like Melasma or skin cancer. From recent photos of the former Chicago Club slugger, it’s apparent that Sosa has bleached his skin. Now, Sosa appears to be mulatto.
I honestly don’t think that Sammy has a skin disease. Know why? Because in addition to his newly bleached skin, Sosa is also sporting a pair of green contacts, with freshly relaxed hair…WTF!!! (more…)
In a recent interview with BLOG SITE Mediaoutrage.com, Coco had a few choice words and descriptions for the people who read internet blogs. We can only presume they are the very people reading the interview since it is in fact an interview for a BLOG site!
What may have been over looked here is that Coco is ONLY an internet sex symbol. The numerous blogs usually promote people and things that are left out of content on commercial radio and television, because it lacks the interest of enough people to squeeze into the small amounts of programing time for each medium.
Interviewer: Do you frequent celebrity-gossip sites?
Coco: No. When I was up-and-coming I used to Google myself and realized that they were all shit-talking websites. I don’t really feel the need to go on those types of sites because they’re mainly all haters not really a lot of love on those sites. I feel that they really don’t have so much of a life if you’re on those blogs and talking crap about people who you don’t even know. So I kind of got over that but every once in a while people will email me over at Cocosworld and say “hey they were talking some nice stuff about you and you should go check out this link. So pretty much my fans will tell me if they’re talking crap or saying nice things. It’s really all up to them. They’ll direct me. I definitely won’t google and go to each site. (more…)
This fucking guy Mike keeps calling me, with the nerve to leave rude messages on my voice mail, and on my email.
Mike is responsible for stealing my domain name (jackyjasper.com). Now, can you believe that he’s trying to sell it back to me for three grand? I have proof. Know why? Because I have all of his verbal extortion demands on tape. Mike even went as far as to say that when he sees me, he’s going to kick my ass. He goes on to call me an ‘internet tough guy.’
Really it all boils down to jealously — plain and simple. Mike’s mad because I’m making money, and he’s not! The only reason why Mike does not have any more money is because he sniffed it all up his Virginia country-ass nose!
Hey Mike, you Virginia fuck boy! Let’s make a deal. Since you want to kick my ass so bad, why don’t you sign off on a one sheet that you won’t call the cops, and that I can tape the whole fight, so my readers can witness me knockin’ you out in less than 30 seconds!?!?!
You ain’t training you can’t fuck with me! I want to beat the shit out of you just for leaving me such rude voice messages. Pick the place – anytime, anywhere – just sign off and it’s fucking on and crack’in!!! (more…)
Seems like the Ladies (Young Hollywood Blondes) don’t Love Cool James so much anymore…especially one pair of ladies who ran into LL on the L.A. night club circuit, late last month.
“He was sooooooo coked-up.” says one source. “LL Cool J is so yesterday…he was hot like in 1995.”
Our source tells us LL was drunk and high on cocaine, while he was attempting to do a solo rendition of a Lil Wayne song to the pair, before following the girls into the ladies’ room and trying to making out with them. The ladies tell us they were so turned off, adding, “Only in his dreams.” (more…)
The custody battle continues between Hollywood actress, Sandra Bullock, her husband, Jesse James and Vivid porn queen, Jannine Lindemulder.
Early this year, Bullock and James landed custody of 5-year-old Sunny Lee James, when Lindemulder was locked-up for tax evasion, and was cited an ‘unfit parent’. Now, that Lindemulder is out of jail, she’s fighting for more parental rights.
“I am the best mother I can be,” stated Lindemulder. “Though I’ve made horrific choices in the past.”
Lindemulder was granted visitation rights on Sundays, as long as she didn’t use drugs or alcohol and kept Sunny from having any contact with her new husband, felon Jeremy Aikman. She’s reported to have violated those court-imposed stipulations. (more…)
“She’d like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car,” said Dina Lohan. “Like you don’t know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself.”
That’s what Dina Lohan had to say about her daughter Lindsay, in a telephone conversation between Dina and Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan.
“She’s really sad and really hurt and really…I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did,” said Dina. “I couldn’t leave these other three to go get her and it was, like, a mess.”
The conversation took place more than a year ago, when Michael Lohan taped a string of phone calls about his daughter, who he says, is addicted to prescription pills.
Now, Lindsay’s lawyer is looking to take action against Michael Lohan for releasing the tapes. But, Michael says he’s afraid for his daughter’s life, and wants the truth to be known. (more…)
Beans: “Jay is a Crumb, and I’m Gonna Put My Foot in His Neck” – 50 Cent: “Beans is Coming Over to G-Unit”
Beanie Sigel spills the beans on Jay Z during a live conversation with 50 Cent on Power 99, before making the move over to G-Unit.
During the discussion, Beans recollects the day Jay Z sat as a character witness during his court appearance, ultimately turning on Beans, before the judge; uncovers what he really had to pay for the cars, the record label and the clothing line; tells how artists on the Rock the Mic tour were shafted on their money; and shares his disgust with Hova and his verbal attack on former friend and business partner Damon Dash.
For the record, know that I told ya’ll that these cornballs become rappers to solely trick on bitches. It’s a fact that Jay Z paid his Trinidadian babymother over a million bucks so she’d shut her mouth, and not leak to the world the fact that he has a bastard child. That’s a hell of a lot more than former Roc-A-Fella Records artist “Amil”, who was the female voice on “Jigga Who, Jigga What?” “Amil” is now broke, and works in a department store. WTF? Plus, Dame is broke, Bleek is broke, and Chris and Neef from The Young Guns are broke too.
But, the Knowles family keeps on cashing in off Jay, because each and every wedding anniversary, Hova forks out well over a million bucks for his ‘paid-for’ contractual weave-wearing, butt injected wife, Beyonce. And this big-lip boy has the nerve to call himself a PIMP!?!?!?!? Nigga you are only one thing…A TRICK who robs and deceives his boys!!!
Your street pass is officially revoked nicca!!!
Former Victoria’s Secret model, Tyra Banks says she recently shed a whopping 30 pounds. “I switched up my unhealthy eating habits,” said Banks. “Now I can really say — kiss my fat ass.”
Banks credits nutritionist Heather Bauer for helping the television show host to re-evaluate her eating habits. “It’s about working with what you’ve got, and knowing, and learning what’s right for your body,” said Banks. “I feel good about my curves and my imperfections — my booty, my boobs, my thighs — I embrace it all.”
I for one say Tyra Banks has some fucking nerve. What kind of role model is this fake hair-wearing mongoose being, to display to young teenage girls that it’s okay to be obsessed and/or insecure with their God-given images? (more…)
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