Marilyn Manson is totally losing his mind lately. First he’s threatening the press by saying if anyone writes any bad shit about him or his band he’s going to that certain reporters house…In all reality Marilyn Manson is a cocaine addict and when he decides to stop his bad habit he will become a fat grotesque pig…

Marilyn Manson stole ideas from Trent Reznor and he actually thought he was the inventor. According to Rick James ” Cocaine is a hell of a drug” – just say no Marilyn!!!

Now Marilyn Manson is at it again. This time Marilyn said he wants to rape Trevor Stmad’s face before he punches him!?!?! For those of you that know Trevor Stmad you most likely know him as the front man for the Metal band The Black Dahlia Murder.  ”Nocturnal” is a good album – I listen to it all the time and guess what? I can’t say the same for Marilyn Manson’s new album, “The High End Of Low”, know why? ‘Cuz Marilyn Manson’s new album sucks ass mane…

Even Tren Renzor calls Brian Hugh Warner a.k.a.Marilyn Manson a total weenie…What’s the difference between Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears? They’re both fake. Both Marilyn Manson and Britney Spears are rude little girls…aren’t they? In other words Marilyn Manson is a total fake rocker he doesn’t know the history of Rock ‘n Roll. If he did he wouldn’t be dissin’ black people…

By the way, “your” daddy is a furniture salesman, and one step below Al Bundy (a.k.a. a shoe salesmen) who sold my worthless daddy a LazyBoy chair just so I sit and fart on it while watching Gilligan’s Island.  What else can I say to piss this bitch-made guy off?

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Pictures are circulating of Kelis and her new baby. Know what else is new? A man with her! It’s pretty quick after Nas right? That makes me wonder though – how “new” is her “new man”? How can I forget it was Kelis who said her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard…

Superhead and Darius McCrary are at it again – he said Karrine ” Superhead” Steffans is a total creep…
In case you don’t know who Darius is he played the role of Eddie Winslow on the television show Family Matters…Darius said Karrine would have sex with her victims and have the phone under a pillow so others can hear…What a Bitch!!! I’m so happy I burned her book and if she’s so disgusting what do you think about the men who have slept with her?
Hey Karrine here’s a number you will be needing it in the near future: 1800-273-8255 – it’s the sucide hotline…I promise you someone over there will talk to you…

Kimora Lee is getting ten thousand dollars for her new baby photos…Kimora’s son Kenzo’s father is Djimon Hounsou and we wish them all the best…I overheard others saying Kimora’s ex-boyfriend Russell Simmon’s sperm bank was not powerful enough to produce a baby boy…How would they know this information? My guess is that Yoga helps the mind and the body but not the sperm…Am I right Russell?

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Amber Ro$e is going to get paid and she doesn’t need a college degree. She got pregnant by Kanye West…
Kanye has just joined the ranks of sucka niccas and I’ll say this guys like Kanye are not role models to young teenage boys…know why? ‘Cuz he’s stupid…Kanye is going to pay Amber Ro$e out the ass – why did he did something so foolish?

Why did Kanye get Amber Ro$e pregnant? Was it to cover-up his gay rumors? Didn’t Kanye learn from the mistakes Nas made with Kelis? Foolish chics get over on these rap guys all the time – why do you people choose to look up to them?

Well it’s plain to see Amber Ro$e has won the lottery. Hey Kanye: You may be able to fool the derelicts of society but you can’t fool me. Put it this way. Mick Jagger got kids and hes bi/sexual…See where am going with this.

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Pastor Mase is back to rappin’ on the microphone for his old boss Sean ” Puff Daddy” Combs…
What a loser Mase is!? What kind of a church was he running? It wasn’t a church mane… It was a cult…
Mase is dam near retarded – the boy cannot speak properly…Who would make Mase their pastor?
Things are not quite working out for him these days – first and foremost his television show was a total flop! His straight life is driving him nuts…
This jerk even has the nerve and the audacity to perform marriage ceremonies…as if he’s a real pastor but we all know that he’s not.
Mase is a total con-man but Puffy is his master…Didn’t the followers of Mase’s bogus church congregation know?

Jennifer Lopez and the people over at American Idol are talking and negotiating a deal for her to replace Paula Abdul…
Wait a minute… the same people over at American Idol who are trying to negotiate a deal with Jennifer are also trying to workout a deal with Victoria Beckham!?
These two ladies can’t sing or dance…am I missing something?
Paula Abdul has way more talent than Jennifer and Victoria when it comes to music. Randy Jackson knows this but do you care? No. All of you would watch American Idol if Jennifer was a judge and I’m not surprised…know why? ‘Cuz none of you care about the music… all the viewers care about is who looks good and what Randy and Simon and Ryan were wearing? Thongs…Those guys are gay. You guys are all totally disgusting – just like the folks over at American Idol and I’ll tell you this: The music business will never recover because of shows like American Idol…know why? ‘Cuz it’s fake just like Jennifer’s and Victoria’s titties mane…

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Tavis Smiley is being exposed as a total fraud and guess what? I always knew it…
It appears to me that Tavis has a devastating problem…Do you know what Travis Smiley’s problem is? It’s his girlfriend Leshelle Sargent! People are saying that Leshelle is using Tavis and will do anything for power. In other words people in Tavis’ circle looks at Leshelle Sargent as a complete whore…

Does Tavis Smiley care? I don’t think so…He doesn’t care about the people he knows…know why? ‘Cuz Travis is a total hypocrite. That’s why all his people who surround him are all laughing behind his back! I’m totally enjoying it too.

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Someone over at Borders bookstore called the office and invited me down to the store to get a free Karrine Steffans book last week.
So Teddy and I took a drive over to Borders at Sunset and Vine to receive my new autographed book The Vixen Manual…
Karrine autographed my book, wished me well, and I wish I could return the same favor in regards to her book but I can’t…

After reading one chapter of this ridiculous book I came to an instant conclusion – It must be destroyed!
This book goes against all my teachings so I will not allow or promote this book to any of my female constituents…

By the way some of my readers got pissed at me for even taking a picture with Karrine! You guys are the worst – but how can I go against my readers? They know what’s best and so do I that’s why I decided to burn Karrine ” Superhead ” Steffans book, “The Vixen Manual”. I highly recommend this book to the loser chics the girls you’ll never see me with!
Hey its a best seller so some of you people like this book and I’m sure it’s the same people who would watch a cheesy porno by Kim Kardashian! Don’t get mad at me for burning Karrine’s book ‘cuz I’m doing society a major favor…know why? It’s bad for the kids and for the chics who support my lavish lifestyle…
Please don’t get all “ACLU” on me about this – much like snuff films – this book isn’t protected – it’s got no artistic value.

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