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Kanye is an Emotional Little Girl!!!

Friday, February 27th, 2009
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Well we gotta agree with Kanye on the Michael Phelps but Chris Browns mistake was beating a woman and OJ murdered 2 people in cold blood. Horrendous mistakes not worthy of any redemption for anything they ever did before or after.

Kanye puts so much value on celebrity its disgusting! Kanye is completely out of his mind.

During the taping, according to Reuters:

West was aggrieved that Radiohead singer Thom Yorke had allegedly snubbed him backstage at the Grammys five days earlier. That hurt, West told the audience, because he idolizes the British band, and considers it one of his few creative rivals. Continue Reading…

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Night Court: Dancing and Drugs!!

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
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In Night Court this evening the courthouse is in total chaos.  Gloria Allred is losing her mind. She will not tolerate the cross examination of Sean Carter. She is furious and she’s approaching judge Kawasaki.

Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s lawyer is not ready to end his cross examination with Mr. Carter and Gloria said enough is enough.

Court is now back in session and Judge Kawasaki asks Mr Geragos if there is anything else you would like to ask Sean Carter?”

{Mr. Geragos}  I would just like to ask Mr. Carter why didn’t he defend his wife when Etta James was threatening her? He came to Rihnna’s defense pretty fast don’ t you think so?

{Judge Kawasaki} It has nothing to do with the assault on Robin “Rihanna” Fenty. Mr Geragos I suggest we let this cross examination rest. Continue Reading…

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Night Court: Jay Z Cross Examined About Rihanna

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009
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NIGHT COURT
RIHANNA vs. CHRIS BROWN

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Last time in Night Court Sean Carter was going through examination by super attorney Mark Geragos and Rihanna’s attorney Gloria Allred.

Gloria Allred screamed, “objection”.

Judge Kawasaki over-ruled and tells Mr Geragos to proceed with his cross examination of the rap mogul Sean Carter.

{Mr Geragos} Mr Carter are you a married man?

{Mr Carter} Yes I am

{Mr Geragos walking towards Mr Carter} Did you threaten my client Chris Brown?

{Mr Carter} No I didn’t.

{Mr. Geragos leans on the witness stand} Didn’t you say my client Chris Brown is a dead man walking? Didn’t you? Continue Reading…

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Rihanna involved with 45 Year Old Man!!!!

Monday, February 23rd, 2009
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We last left off with Sean Carter on the stand. Jay was being examined by Chris Brown’s attorney Mark Geragos and Rihanna’s attorney Gloria Allred. Gloria is highly upset at Mark Geragos’s questioning of the rap mogul Sean :Jay Z” Carter.

Judge Kawasaki makes the call and says Court is in session proceed Mr. Geragos with your cross examination of Mr. Carter. Mr. Geragos holds in his hands paperwork. It looks like a medical report.

{Mr. Geragos} puts on his glasses, turns to Sean Carter, and says, “did you or did you not have sex with Rihanna Fenty?”

{Sean Carter} Sir you keep asking me the same questions and they all have nothing to do with Chris Brown going nuts with his fists on my artist”.

{Mr. Geragos} ask” how old are you Mr Carter?”.

{Jay Z} old enough to be Rihanna’s boss and young enough to make rap records Continue Reading…

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Karl Lagerfeld joins Kanyes Merry Men Band

Saturday, January 31st, 2009
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It is looking more and more like the Village People (eh em Construction Dude) than Parliament Funkadelic

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Kanye West Caught On Drugs!!

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
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IS THIS THE MODERN DAY CAMEO?   OR A VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND?

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Funk bands and Disco groups are both fuel by Cocaine.

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makes disco music he doesn’t think so but he does.

So lets play a game. You tell me what drugs you think Kanye West and his band, “Men In Tights” are on. Continue Reading…

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Return of Kanye: The Louis Vuitton Don-nette!

Monday, January 26th, 2009
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Kanye is in Paris with his crew. What do you think of Kayne’s Homo Squad?

These dude’s looks strange, like CAMEO. Is Kanye going to wear the red jockstrap like Larry Blackman (word up)? It will match his new red Louis Vuitton sneaker. The light skin dude in the front of the picture is killing me. I wonder if he’s going to be the other guy in Kanye’s Bi/sexual porn video? Good guess don’t you think?

Fonzworth Bently looks really really gay. He’s a fucking homo and should come out the closet. Next look at the Louis Vuitton Don-nette, look at his pose. Check-out his wrist action I know he’s trying to play Morris Day from the 80′s group The Time (very purple rain) but Morris had a watch on when he struck that pose. Kanye’s wrist action is totally gay. Continue Reading…

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