Rihanna is NOT dating Kanye according to her people; do you believe it? I really don’t care. Do you? Have you seen Kanye’s new video for “Paranoid”, its nothing but Rihanna dancing and a big “fuck you” to Chris!
Rihanna is taking acting classes and talking smack about Chris isn’t she? Rihanna said she will burn down Chris Brown’s house. Who does Rihanna remind you off? Lisa “Left-eye ” Lopes.
Did you know that Rihanna is also a bedroom bully. Know why? Rihanna said she showed Chris Brown everything that he knows in bed.
What a whore won’t you agree?

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Kanye West is on the cover of Complex Magazine. Inside the magazine Kanye does a interview with designer Mark Ecko.
Before I get to the juicy stuff I’ll like to talk about the interview. It was boring so don’t read it unless you wanna hear about Kanye’s childhood.

Kanye admitted he cried when his daddy didn’t give him money to get his haircut… poor baby!!! He also admitted he wore polka dot shirts and he had a pair of Mc Hammer pants.

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Amber Ro$e has no respect for Kanye, none what-so-ever!!

First she’s acting like us ,like she’s a pimp. That’s a violation. Kanye put her in check please!

She’s even taking pictures in the clothes you bought for her, Kanye. Holding a bottle of Hennessy with a hair cut like mine. She’s outta control. Amber looks like she practices incest. Have you seen the photo’s of her and her sister? Scandalous a better description would be the word disgusting. Amber’s sister was lap dancing on her. This is true trailer park shit.

Kanye demands respect and this is who he brings to the table? Where did he get this trait from? Isn’t he from a decent family? Or is it the porno films that he’s watching that’s turning him out?

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Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.

Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.

{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?

{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami.

{Judge Kawasaki} Puffy’s here I saw him dancing in the hallway. Where’s Chris Brown?

{Mark Geragos stands up} Your honor Rihanna and my client Chris Brown are both at Puffy’s house
Judge Kawasaki orders the courtroom’s bailiff to escort Sean P Diddy Combs out of the courthouse, Then the Judge speaks to the court.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria your client is not here and neither is yours Mark. Thanks to Puffy you guys are screwed!

{Mark Geragos} Rihanna loves Chris! Young people make mistakes you honor.

{Gloria} Rihanna is crazy. I’ll have a good talk with her judge. She’ll understand she has a great opportunity to be the next Tina Turner

{Glaye King screams out from the audience} If Rihanna takes him back she’s foolish and she will show she’s not a good role model for the kids! and I still hate Chris…

{Judge Kawasaki} ORDER IN THE COURT! (more…)

Last time in Night Court Gloria Allred made Wade Robson, the choreographer break down and cry. He denied being a fan and friend to Chris Brown. Gloria is not yet satisfied. She wants a confession from Wade Robson. She wants to know, does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

Tonight Gloria is wearing her Gucci skirt with shoes to match. Her jewelry of choice Rose Gold (necklace with matching bracelet). Judge Kawasaki gives the word to proceed as he strikes his gavel.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed Mrs. Allred.

Gloria ,in Wade Robson’s face, she has blood in her eyes. She knows this guy Wade is a push over. She is going in for the kill. Mark Geragos disapproves of her questioning. He is highly upset and Chris looks quite nervous, but it’s Gloria’s turn. She screams at Wade.

{Gloria} Are you Chris Brown’s Xtacy dealer Wade?
Wade Robson is totally destroyed from Gloria’s questioning, he’s rubbing his hands and tapping his feet.

{Wade} We all party, it’s the entertainment business Mrs. Allred, but Chris never partied with me.

{Gloria} We all party. What do you mean by that Mr. Robson? Do you mean you all do drugs?

{Wade} I can’t speak for everyone but everyone knows it’s Hollywood, Mrs. Allred
Wade is looking at the clock on the courthouse wall. Judge Kawasaki notices this and say’s to Wade, “do you have some where to go Mr. Robson?”

{Wade} No you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Well stop eyeballin the clock boy and pay attention.
Wade is so scared he wishes he can call one of his friends like Randy Jackson or Simon Cowell for support. The tension is destroying Wade.

{Wade} Yes sir, I won’t do it again

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria proceed with your questioning.
Gloria looks at Wade with total disgust on her face and ask.

{Gloria} So you are admitting that you all do drugs aren’t you Wade? Tell us all about the Mitsubishi Xtacy pills that you all take when you dance with your water bottles. (Screaming) TELL US!

{Mark Geragos screaming} Objection your honor. This has nothing to do with my client.

{Judge Kawasaki to Geragos} How do you know? (more…)

Amber is Kanye’s new girlfriend and she’s a former stripper and full fledged dyke. You’ve seen the pictures of her kissing other chic’s.

I love it! I know all about these type’s of chic’s. Though, I don’t fuck with them they are very disrespectful. They think all dudes like their assholes fondled. Girls like Amber are so fucking wrong.

A pimp will smack the shit out of you if you try that dum shit. Apparently Kanye has a thang for girls who like to wear strap-on’s. I wonder why? I am sure you do.

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Well we gotta agree with Kanye on the Michael Phelps but Chris Browns mistake was beating a woman and OJ murdered 2 people in cold blood. Horrendous mistakes not worthy of any redemption for anything they ever did before or after.

Kanye puts so much value on celebrity its disgusting! Kanye is completely out of his mind.

During the taping, according to Reuters:

West was aggrieved that Radiohead singer Thom Yorke had allegedly snubbed him backstage at the Grammys five days earlier. That hurt, West told the audience, because he idolizes the British band, and considers it one of his few creative rivals.

A little later, West asked the crowd, “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.

In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes,” referring to the champion swimmer’s recent bong pipe brouhaha.

VH1 has cleaned up those comments a bit, and it also included West’s less-popular follow-up observation: “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?”

“So when he performed at the Grammys, I sat the f— down,” West said.

Doesn’t Kanye snub his fans all the time. Why the fuck is he so upset when he gets snubbed? (See HSK Blog “What does Kanye have in common with Ron Jeremy”

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In Night Court this evening the courthouse is in total chaos.  Gloria Allred is losing her mind. She will not tolerate the cross examination of Sean Carter. She is furious and she’s approaching judge Kawasaki.

Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s lawyer is not ready to end his cross examination with Mr. Carter and Gloria said enough is enough.

Court is now back in session and Judge Kawasaki asks Mr Geragos if there is anything else you would like to ask Sean Carter?”

{Mr. Geragos}  I would just like to ask Mr. Carter why didn’t he defend his wife when Etta James was threatening her? He came to Rihnna’s defense pretty fast don’ t you think so?

{Judge Kawasaki} It has nothing to do with the assault on Robin “Rihanna” Fenty. Mr Geragos I suggest we let this cross examination rest.

{Mr. Geragos} Ok your honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria do you have a witness you will like to call to the stand?

{Gloria Allred} Yes your honor. I would like to call Wade Robson to the stand.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed. (more…)

NIGHT COURT
RIHANNA vs. CHRIS BROWN

Last time in Night Court Sean Carter was going through examination by super attorney Mark Geragos and Rihanna’s attorney Gloria Allred.

Gloria Allred screamed, “objection”.

Judge Kawasaki over-ruled and tells Mr Geragos to proceed with his cross examination of the rap mogul Sean Carter.

{Mr Geragos} Mr Carter are you a married man?

{Mr Carter} Yes I am

{Mr Geragos walking towards Mr Carter} Did you threaten my client Chris Brown?

{Mr Carter} No I didn’t.

{Mr. Geragos leans on the witness stand} Didn’t you say my client Chris Brown is a dead man walking? Didn’t you?

{Mr. Carter} The press did, I didn’t. They took my words and twisted it for their malicious reports.

{Mr. Geragos} They did? We’ll see about that. By the way Mr Carter are you married to a Beyonce Knowles?

{Mr. Carter} Yes I am and what does this have to do with Chris Brown beating up my artist?

{Mr Geragos screams at the rap mogul} this is not Def Jam! I do the questioning around here and you do the answering.

{Gloria Allred shouts} OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!

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We last left off with Sean Carter on the stand. Jay was being examined by Chris Brown’s attorney Mark Geragos and Rihanna’s attorney Gloria Allred. Gloria is highly upset at Mark Geragos’s questioning of the rap mogul Sean :Jay Z” Carter.

Judge Kawasaki makes the call and says Court is in session proceed Mr. Geragos with your cross examination of Mr. Carter. Mr. Geragos holds in his hands paperwork. It looks like a medical report.

{Mr. Geragos} puts on his glasses, turns to Sean Carter, and says, “did you or did you not have sex with Rihanna Fenty?”

{Sean Carter} Sir you keep asking me the same questions and they all have nothing to do with Chris Brown going nuts with his fists on my artist”.

{Mr. Geragos} ask” how old are you Mr Carter?”.

{Jay Z} old enough to be Rihanna’s boss and young enough to make rap records

{Geragos} screams across the courtroom, you are a cradle robber Sean, she’s a child to a 45yr old man isn’t she? You slept with her Sean and you are jealous that Rihanna Fenty is going out with Chris Brown arent you? What do you know about Valtrex?

Tune in tomorrow as the medical papers hit the table. Who was sleeping with who? Was Paris Hilton involved?

Kanye tells Gloria he cannot wait to take the stand. He’s in his denim jean jacket with  mullet hairstyle and sitting with a bald DIKE chic.

Is LA Reid going to be called to testify? Why is the 90210 herpes doctor Boris Bernstein sitting in court? Is he the missing link?

Same blog time same courthouse judge Kawasaki decides Night Court continues…..