HSK 2009 Grammy's WRAP-UP

GRAMMY’S
Fuck,  I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we  may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.

Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.

U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?

What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green?  Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.

Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.

Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?

Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.

By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick.  Not flu sick, but disease sick.

On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync.  She should have.  She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.

Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ).  I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.

Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…

Sugarland came on I turned the channel, didn’t you? (more…)

Are you scared?

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It is looking more and more like the Village People (eh em Construction Dude) than Parliament Funkadelic

IS THIS THE MODERN DAY CAMEO?   OR A VILLAGE PEOPLE TRIBUTE BAND?

Funk bands and Disco groups are both fuel by Cocaine. Kanye makes disco music he doesn’t think so but he does.

So lets play a game. You tell me what drugs you think Kanye and his band, “Men In Tights” are on.

A)  Cocaine

B) Special K

C) Heroin

D) Oxy Contin

E) Xtacy

F) Poppers

G) Crack

H) Crystal Meth

Kanye is in Paris with his crew. What do you think of Kayne’s squad?

These dude’s looks strange, like CAMEO. Is Kanye going to wear the red jockstrap like Larry Blackman (word up)? It will match his new red Louis Vuitton sneaker. The light skin dude in the front of the picture is killing me. I wonder if he’s going to be the other guy in Kanye’s Bi/sexual porn video? Good guess don’t you think?

Fonzworth Bently looks really really gay. He’s a fucking homo and should come out the closet. Next look at the Louis Vuitton Don-nette, look at his pose. Check-out his wrist action I know he’s trying to play Morris Day from the 80’s group The Time (very purple rain) but Morris had a watch on when he struck that pose. Kanye’s wrist action is totally gay.

He’s not only Kanye West he’s Key West.  He’s West Hollywood! He should just move to San Franciso because that’s far West. I hope his clothing line don’t flop like Andre 3000 because I know for sure black kids are not going to buy that shit. First and foremost it’s too pricey and secondly it’s just too gay. He should call his clothing line, “Open Closet.”

Kanye is going to come out from his open closet and don’t be mad at him when he does. He’s warming you all up for that big coming out speech.  I respect that because Kanye unlike the rest of you R ‘n B and rappin guys who are gay Miss West cannot live a lie.

To let the people truly know who you really are is a beautiful thing we should give a big applause to those individuals. Its a step on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 56:1

KRAZY Kanye West Video Diary on the Flip (more…)

I have a blog already written about Def/Jam. Kanye was the center piece of my blog, his claimed interest in bi/sexual and shit.

Now he said the story AVN posted about him wanting to do a porn with a guy and girl is bogus. AVN has since retracted the story. I even gave him a complement on his coming out. I am saying look where hip/hop ended up. It’s on the Ellen Degeneres Show.

Kanye didn’t say he wouldn’t pose nude he didn’t deny that, did he? Anyways who cares?

This guy Kanye is smart he knows how and what to say to the media. He keeps saying bullshit because mf’s keep eating it up. I know he’s crazy but aren’t we all.

Playing with the media will keep your name in the public. Its game some will use on their climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 80:82

Kanye West Denies Porn Rumors, Claims Accounts Have Been Hacked
Report that ‘Ye is willing to star in an adult film has been retracted.

“Yoooo, why won’t you let me be great!!!” West wrote in his inimitable all-caps style. “I had the two greatest days of my life, and when I get back from the Louie [sic] show, I read some sh– claiming I said I’m down to do porn and some bisexual porn!!!! I can’t believe the AVN [Adult Video News] would post [that story].”

Source

We recently suggested to Kanye that he take his nude photoshoot to the next level. That he should pose with a few bitches, maybe white chics or throw an Asian piece in the mix. That he should definitely use dildos and employ as much kink as possible.

Mr. West decided to trump our suggestions and come straight OUT THE CLOSET!

In an interview with writer David Watts for KING magazine, West said that he may produce a softcore porn movie as a companion piece to his new disc 808 & Heartbreak and that singer added that he is not above performing in this film.

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KAYNE WEST

This dude is outta control. I’ve been telling you this all along and I love it.

Kanye is down with the whole debauchery thing and so am I. In his recent Vibe cover story, Kanye said he is fed up of ya’ll. He wants, “less fans,” he said it I didn’t.

He wants people to be turned off by him. Maybe that’s why he did his whole album in auto-tune, but that didn’t work because you guys loved it. So he’s going to try a different approach. He said he’s working out and when his body looks good, ladies and guys (who are like Ne-yo), this is for you.

Kanye is going to pose nude. He thinks posing nude is going to piss you off. I don’t know nor do I care but I’ll tell you this much, he’s late!

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Kanye West has gone MAD!

Dude looks like he just dragged himself out of bed for this photoshoot. We dont think “HE IS RAP” though we think “HE IS CRAZY”