Kanye West

Why is Amber Rose calling Russell Simmons for advice? Buss this!!! Amber called Russell saying Cassidy is lying; he never humped her. Do you believe Amber Rose or Cassidy? I believe Cassidy; fuck you guys. Amber said she met Cassidy at a softball game and that was it nothing else. Do you believe Amber? No? Know why? ‘Cuz Whores lie. Don’t they?

Apparently all the famous prostitutes know Russell. Why is that? Amber said she has a clear mind now. Her mental clarity comes from Russell Simmons. Know why? Russell believes Amber and that’s all Amber claims she needs for her mental relief.

What a coat tailing bitch, she was collecting numbers when she was dating Kanye! Wasn’t she? How else do you think she got Russell’s number?

Russell called Amber a celebrity; is Russell nuts? What talent does Amber Rose have to be a celebrity? I’m sure Amber has talent; in the bedroom and the Freaky Deaky guys like Russell know all about it. Don’t they?

-Guru Jacky

Kanye is getting a lot of hate this week… yesterday it was Pink, today it’s Cassidy.

What did Cassidy do? He make a diss record about Kanye. I don’t wanna get into detail and print what exactly Cassidy said. I’ll make it easy for you: Cassidy is rhyming about having sex with Amber Rose. Is Amber a slut? I guess so because Cassidy is claiming this all happened while Amber was dating Kanye.

Why didn’t Cassidy bone another chic? There’s so many girls to choose from. Why Kanye’s girl? Does Cassidy hate Kanye? Why is Cassidy rhyming that his dick size is bigger than Kanye’s? Isn’t that gay? You be the judge.

-Guru Jacky

Kanye West is on the cover of Complex Magazine. Inside the magazine Kanye does a interview with designer Mark Ecko.
Before I get to the juicy stuff I’ll like to talk about the interview. It was boring so don’t read it unless you wanna hear about Kanye’s childhood.

Kanye admitted he cried when his daddy didn’t give him money to get his haircut… poor baby!!! He also admitted he wore polka dot shirts and he had a pair of Mc Hammer pants. Continue Reading…

Amber Ro$e has no respect for Kanye, none what-so-ever!!

First she’s acting like us ,like she’s a pimp. That’s a violation. Kanye put her in check please!

She’s even taking pictures in the clothes you bought for her, Kanye. Holding a bottle of Hennessy with a hair cut like mine. She’s outta control. Amber looks like she practices incest. Have you seen the photo’s of her and her sister? Scandalous a better description would be the word disgusting. Amber’s sister was lap dancing on her. This is true trailer park shit. Continue Reading…

Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.

Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.

{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?

{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami. Continue Reading…

Last time in Night Court Gloria Allred made Wade Robson, the choreographer break down and cry. He denied being a fan and friend to Chris Brown. Gloria is not yet satisfied. She wants a confession from Wade Robson. She wants to know, does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

Tonight Gloria is wearing her Gucci skirt with shoes to match. Her jewelry of choice Rose Gold (necklace with matching bracelet). Judge Kawasaki gives the word to proceed as he strikes his gavel.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed Mrs. Allred.

Gloria ,in Wade Robson’s face, she has blood in her eyes. She knows this guy Wade is a push over. She is going in for the kill. Mark Geragos disapproves of her questioning. He is highly upset and Chris looks quite nervous, but it’s Gloria’s turn. She screams at Wade. Continue Reading…

Amber is Kanye’s new girlfriend and she’s a former stripper and full fledged dyke. You’ve seen the pictures of her kissing other chic’s.

I love it! I know all about these type’s of chic’s. Though, I don’t fuck with them they are very disrespectful. They think all dudes like their assholes fondled. Girls like Amber are so fucking wrong. Continue Reading…