Puffy’s got a problem and his name is Kain. He’s the white kid from Queen’s New York.

Wasn’t Kane the kid that fucked up in the basement rappin with Tigger? He has nerve to get at Puff. This guy Kane didn’t even get a chance to have Puff rob him properly.

Check out his diss record to Puffy. Kane is deepthroat’in his own dick. Did he learn this trick from Kanye West? Did he?

WHAT THEN?

What is wrong with you people, are you all nuts? 54% of you are normal while the rest are cool with Rihanna getting her face kicked in.

Rihanna’s dad said he tried calling his daughter but whoever answered said, “this is not Robin’s phone anymore” promptly hanging up on her family when they call. That’s fucked up.

You black celebrities so called role models are down with this action too. You all retract your statement looking like assholes. Only Jay Z kept it real and said it could have been your sister or your mother. He never apologized.

If you read the police report you will see Chris needs help. If you like the guy try to help him. Don’t compliment him on his abuse. Rihanna is fucking off her whole career. White people are not going to buy her records anymore if she goes along with this bullshit. Black people don’t buy her shit, they don’t.

Why didn’t Usher apologize to Christina Milan. He dissed her in the same clip? Guess she’s nothing, she’s not human but Chris is allowed to beat a chic down. While driving, he told Rihanna “wait till we get to the house I am going to kill you.” He was biting and trying to throw her out of the car with her head bashed against the window. For christ’s sake he had her in a headlock while he was driving. These details came from Rihanna who is considering now or has already decided to save Chris by not testifying. Sorry Chris, but after OJ murdered Nicole the police don’t need a battered wife to prosecute. Nicole also didn’t press charges when OJ worked her over. Look (more…)

Night Court is very confusing tonight. Both parties don’t understand what is going on. Robin Rihanna Fenty is missing. She was in Mexico looking sad and now she’s at Puffy’s house with Chris.

Judge Kawasaki wants an explanation. He asks Gloria Allred. Gloria is wearing an Alexander McQueen dress with matching shoes.

{Gloria} Your honor my client appears to be missing. She’s awol you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Do you have any ideas where she might be?

{Gloria} Yes I do, She’s at Puffy’s mansion in Miami.

{Judge Kawasaki} Puffy’s here I saw him dancing in the hallway. Where’s Chris Brown?

{Mark Geragos stands up} Your honor Rihanna and my client Chris Brown are both at Puffy’s house
Judge Kawasaki orders the courtroom’s bailiff to escort Sean P Diddy Combs out of the courthouse, Then the Judge speaks to the court.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria your client is not here and neither is yours Mark. Thanks to Puffy you guys are screwed!

{Mark Geragos} Rihanna loves Chris! Young people make mistakes you honor.

{Gloria} Rihanna is crazy. I’ll have a good talk with her judge. She’ll understand she has a great opportunity to be the next Tina Turner

{Glaye King screams out from the audience} If Rihanna takes him back she’s foolish and she will show she’s not a good role model for the kids! and I still hate Chris…

{Judge Kawasaki} ORDER IN THE COURT! (more…)

Last time in Night Court Gloria Allred made Wade Robson, the choreographer break down and cry. He denied being a fan and friend to Chris Brown. Gloria is not yet satisfied. She wants a confession from Wade Robson. She wants to know, does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

Tonight Gloria is wearing her Gucci skirt with shoes to match. Her jewelry of choice Rose Gold (necklace with matching bracelet). Judge Kawasaki gives the word to proceed as he strikes his gavel.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed Mrs. Allred.

Gloria ,in Wade Robson’s face, she has blood in her eyes. She knows this guy Wade is a push over. She is going in for the kill. Mark Geragos disapproves of her questioning. He is highly upset and Chris looks quite nervous, but it’s Gloria’s turn. She screams at Wade.

{Gloria} Are you Chris Brown’s Xtacy dealer Wade?
Wade Robson is totally destroyed from Gloria’s questioning, he’s rubbing his hands and tapping his feet.

{Wade} We all party, it’s the entertainment business Mrs. Allred, but Chris never partied with me.

{Gloria} We all party. What do you mean by that Mr. Robson? Do you mean you all do drugs?

{Wade} I can’t speak for everyone but everyone knows it’s Hollywood, Mrs. Allred
Wade is looking at the clock on the courthouse wall. Judge Kawasaki notices this and say’s to Wade, “do you have some where to go Mr. Robson?”

{Wade} No you honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Well stop eyeballin the clock boy and pay attention.
Wade is so scared he wishes he can call one of his friends like Randy Jackson or Simon Cowell for support. The tension is destroying Wade.

{Wade} Yes sir, I won’t do it again

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria proceed with your questioning.
Gloria looks at Wade with total disgust on her face and ask.

{Gloria} So you are admitting that you all do drugs aren’t you Wade? Tell us all about the Mitsubishi Xtacy pills that you all take when you dance with your water bottles. (Screaming) TELL US!

{Mark Geragos screaming} Objection your honor. This has nothing to do with my client.

{Judge Kawasaki to Geragos} How do you know? (more…)

They are saying Aubrey wants to go back to her bullshit pop group Dannity Kane. What else can Aubrey really do? She has no talent, so why not ruin music? Doesn’t seem like a smart move for her to talk shit about Puff last week and now beg for her job back. To each their own! Today people are telling me she has a solo album coming out and Akon is featured on a track.

Who will buy this album? The demographic for her Playboy spread wants to see her ass and not hear her say a thing out of her mouth. Aubrey O’Day was a backup singer with little to no talent of a group also with little to no talent (even less fan) who was booted, to become what I would loosely call a model for the entertainment of dudes who will self gratify themselves to your pictures.

Aubrey needs to stop fighting progress and continue her move forward. I am looking forward to her first porn for Vivid Entertainment!

How long is the $500k she got from Playboy gonna last? Is Puffy going to take her back? He should, she’s got exposure. He shouldn’t trust her though. He should send her walking to the store to buy him a fucking slice of cheesecake. That’s what Puffy should do.

He did it to the black kids from that bullshit rap group. He had the group that Chopper, the rapper was in. That kid Chopper, who’s now running around Atlanta broke and homeless.

For Christs’ sake, Chopper is borrowing people’s clothes to wear and he’s squatting on people’s couches. Hey kids, you still want to be in the music business?

Yesterday in Night Court, Wade Robson was on the stand being question by Gloria Allred. Gloria is accusing the choreographer Wade Robson of being an Xtacy dealer.

Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s attorney is talking to his client as Judge Kawasaki enters the courtroom they all rise. Judge Kawasaki tells Gloria Allred to proceed with the matter before the court. Gloria looks at Wade as she sits behind the courtroom desk and asks, “Wade Do you sell drugs Mr. Robson? Do you? because you can’t support yourself on a choreographer salary can you?”

{Wade} Mrs. Allred I don’t know Chris Brown like that. I really don’t know him. I am a fan of his. I hate seeing him again under these suspicions. I really do.

{Gloria} You are the fan of a monster? Did you know he was beating on Rihanna Fenty?

{Wade} No

{Gloria} Guess you didn’t know he was assaulting Rihanna Fenty while she was pregnant did you Mr Robson?

{Wade breaks down in tears and cry’s out} I didn’t… I didn’t…. I didn’t know!

{Gloria} You didn’t know he tried to shower her with gifts after his vicious assault on her?”

{Wade still crying} I didn’t…. I didn’t…. I am a fan!

{Gloria gets up from behind the desk and walks over to Mr Wade who’s on the witness stand} Are you a fan of this monster Mr Wade? Are you a fan of a man who will do this to a woman?

(Gloria shows Wade the TMZ pictures of Rihanna)

{Gloria} ARE YOU A FAN OF THIS TRAILER PARK RAISED ANGER MANAGEMENT TAKING MONSTER?
{Gloria pointing to Chris} ARE YOU?

{Wade, crying tears, his eyes are red and puffy} I am not a fan…. I am not a fan…. You are right he’s a monster!

{Gloria} Does Chris Brown do Xtacy?

{Mark Geragos screams} Objection your honor! Objection!! (more…)

In Night Court this evening the courthouse is in total chaos.  Gloria Allred is losing her mind. She will not tolerate the cross examination of Sean Carter. She is furious and she’s approaching judge Kawasaki.

Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s lawyer is not ready to end his cross examination with Mr. Carter and Gloria said enough is enough.

Court is now back in session and Judge Kawasaki asks Mr Geragos if there is anything else you would like to ask Sean Carter?”

{Mr. Geragos}  I would just like to ask Mr. Carter why didn’t he defend his wife when Etta James was threatening her? He came to Rihnna’s defense pretty fast don’ t you think so?

{Judge Kawasaki} It has nothing to do with the assault on Robin “Rihanna” Fenty. Mr Geragos I suggest we let this cross examination rest.

{Mr. Geragos} Ok your honor.

{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria do you have a witness you will like to call to the stand?

{Gloria Allred} Yes your honor. I would like to call Wade Robson to the stand.

{Judge Kawasaki} Proceed. (more…)

I would like to say Xzibit didn’t call Puffy gay. You’ve all already listened to the CLIP, you make the call.

X is saying we all got it fucked up. Do we really?

I don’t care about Puff’s sexuality. I told you all Xzibit said Puffy took him to a gay bar and he broke-out. I didn’t mention Superhead and the fingers in the booty. None of that smut.

I did mention rumors of Puffy being seen in L.A’S gay spots. It’s just rumors, what no one can take a fucking joke?

I also said (and I really mean this) one anyone seen doing any sort of business with Fonzworth Bently is probably gay, and that’s cool, really. True story!

I told you all to let the topic rest. Wendy Williams already spoke about that bullshit rumor it’s old already move on. I rather talk about Puff winning an Oscar. It’s his dream. I hope it happens for the guy.

Let’s talk about nigga’s bangin on blogs. (more…)

Xzibit said Diddy took him to a Gay Bar in Miami and he had to jump in a taxi to leave. Guess it’s a South Beach thing, but X wasn’t haven’t it. Not at all.

Xzibit called a cab ya’ll and broke the fuck out. He left puffy at the spot. Word on the streets in Hollywood, is that he runs in and out of the gay spots in there too. I started hearing that 2 yrs ago, but who the fuck cares? That shit is yesterdays news. As a matter of fact write it in stone that, anyone who talks too or hangs out with Fonzworth Bentley is gay. now let this topic rest!

Jacky 90:12

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HSK 2009 Grammy's WRAP-UP

GRAMMY’S
Fuck,  I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we  may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.

Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.

U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?

What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green?  Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.

Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.

Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?

Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.

By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick.  Not flu sick, but disease sick.

On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync.  She should have.  She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.

Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ).  I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.

Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…

Sugarland came on I turned the channel, didn’t you? (more…)