They are saying Aubrey wants to go back to her bullshit pop group Dannity Kane. What else can Aubrey really do? She has no talent, so why not ruin music? Doesn’t seem like a smart move for her to talk shit about Puff last week and now beg for her job back. To each their own! Today people are telling me she has a solo album coming out and Akon is featured on a track.
Who will buy this album? The demographic for her Playboy spread wants to see her ass and not hear her say a thing out of her mouth. Aubrey O’Day was a backup singer with little to no talent of a group also with little to no talent (even less fan) who was booted, to become what I would loosely call a model for the entertainment of dudes who will self gratify themselves to your pictures.
Aubrey needs to stop fighting progress and continue her move forward. I am looking forward to her first porn for Vivid Entertainment!
How long is the $500k she got from Playboy gonna last? Is Puffy going to take her back? He should, she’s got exposure. He shouldn’t trust her though. He should send her walking to the store to buy him a fucking slice of cheesecake. That’s what Puffy should do.
He did it to the black kids from that bullshit rap group. He had the group that Chopper, the rapper was in. That kid Chopper, who’s now running around Atlanta broke and homeless.
For Christs’ sake, Chopper is borrowing people’s clothes to wear and he’s squatting on people’s couches. Hey kids, you still want to be in the music business?
Yesterday in Night Court, Wade Robson was on the stand being question by Gloria Allred. Gloria is accusing the choreographer Wade Robson of being an Xtacy dealer.
Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s attorney is talking to his client as Judge Kawasaki enters the courtroom they all rise. Judge Kawasaki tells Gloria Allred to proceed with the matter before the court. Gloria looks at Wade as she sits behind the courtroom desk and asks, “Wade Do you sell drugs Mr. Robson? Do you? because you can’t support yourself on a choreographer salary can you?”
{Wade} Mrs. Allred I don’t know Chris Brown like that. I really don’t know him. I am a fan of his. I hate seeing him again under these suspicions. I really do.
{Gloria} You are the fan of a monster? Did you know he was beating on Rihanna Fenty?
{Wade} No
{Gloria} Guess you didn’t know he was assaulting Rihanna Fenty while she was pregnant did you Mr Robson?
{Wade breaks down in tears and cry’s out} I didn’t… I didn’t…. I didn’t know!
{Gloria} You didn’t know he tried to shower her with gifts after his vicious assault on her?”
{Wade still crying} I didn’t…. I didn’t…. I am a fan!
{Gloria gets up from behind the desk and walks over to Mr Wade who’s on the witness stand} Are you a fan of this monster Mr Wade? Are you a fan of a man who will do this to a woman?
(Gloria shows Wade the TMZ pictures of Rihanna)
{Gloria} ARE YOU A FAN OF THIS TRAILER PARK RAISED ANGER MANAGEMENT TAKING MONSTER? {Gloria pointing to Chris} ARE YOU?
{Wade, crying tears, his eyes are red and puffy} I am not a fan…. I am not a fan…. You are right he’s a monster!
{Gloria} Does Chris Brown do Xtacy?
{Mark Geragos screams} Objection your honor! Objection!! (more…)
In Night Court this evening the courthouse is in total chaos. Gloria Allred is losing her mind. She will not tolerate the cross examination of Sean Carter. She is furious and she’s approaching judge Kawasaki.
Mark Geragos Chris Brown’s lawyer is not ready to end his cross examination with Mr. Carter and Gloria said enough is enough.
Court is now back in session and Judge Kawasaki asks Mr Geragos if there is anything else you would like to ask Sean Carter?”
{Mr. Geragos} I would just like to ask Mr. Carter why didn’t he defend his wife when Etta James was threatening her? He came to Rihnna’s defense pretty fast don’ t you think so?
{Judge Kawasaki} It has nothing to do with the assault on Robin “Rihanna” Fenty. Mr Geragos I suggest we let this cross examination rest.
{Mr. Geragos} Ok your honor.
{Judge Kawasaki} Gloria do you have a witness you will like to call to the stand?
{Gloria Allred} Yes your honor. I would like to call Wade Robson to the stand.
I would like to say Xzibit didn’t call Puffy gay. You’ve all already listened to the CLIP, you make the call.
X is saying we all got it fucked up. Do we really?
I don’t care about Puff’s sexuality. I told you all Xzibit said Puffy took him to a gay bar and he broke-out. I didn’t mention Superhead and the fingers in the booty. None of that smut.
I did mention rumors of Puffy being seen in L.A’S gay spots. It’s just rumors, what no one can take a fucking joke?
I also said (and I really mean this) one anyone seen doing any sort of business with Fonzworth Bently is probably gay, and that’s cool, really. True story!
I told you all to let the topic rest. Wendy Williams already spoke about that bullshit rumor it’s old already move on. I rather talk about Puff winning an Oscar. It’s his dream. I hope it happens for the guy.
Xzibit said Diddy took him to a Gay Bar in Miami and he had to jump in a taxi to leave. Guess it’s a South Beach thing, but X wasn’t haven’t it. Not at all.
Xzibit called a cab ya’ll and broke the fuck out. He left puffy at the spot. Word on the streets in Hollywood, is that he runs in and out of the gay spots in there too. I started hearing that 2 yrs ago, but who the fuck cares? That shit is yesterdays news. As a matter of fact write it in stone that, anyone who talks too or hangs out with Fonzworth Bentley is gay. now let this topic rest!
GRAMMY’S
Fuck, I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.
Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.
U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?
What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green? Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.
Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.
Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?
Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.
By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick. Not flu sick, but disease sick.
On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync. She should have. She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.
Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ). I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.
Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…
Sugarland came on I turned the channel, didn’t you? (more…)
Someones taking my advice. They are reading what your boy Jacky’s been saying and and they are running with it.
I told you first. Yes I did, I told you all, that Puffy was taking the wrong approach to Hollywood and he should use his white connects to get into Tinseltown.
I said a lot of actors wanna be musicians and a lot of musicians wanna be actors. We all know this but I told Puffy to work with those cats. I told him to work with the actors who wanna get into the music business. I gave names like Bruce Willis, Kevin Bacon. Just a few, but I also mentioned Joaquin Phoenix was a good guy for Puffy to work with.
Guess what?
Puffy’s people read “The Diary” and they are bringing my advice to the table. Story of my life, where is my gratitude? No thanks for Jacky! Nothing at all (no cars, no jewelery, no art, no money, nothing). Cassie does less and gets more.
Here it is, Puffy is planning to produce Joaquin Phoenix’s new rap album. Phoenix quit acting to become a rapper. This is a good move for Diddy. I know it, I called it. Hopefully Puffy can move past the whole “look like a bum” phase Joaquin is going through. Puffy may find it hard to assert himself over someone he so desperately needs to jock for access to Hollywood. Puffy may be cunningly smart at MARKETING, but all his product thoroughly sucks. Joaquin needs serious help (with everything) and Puff still needs a foothold in Hollywood. This will truly be a challenge to Puff who has gotten a pass for far too much.
