DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!

Someones taking my advice. They are reading what your boy Jacky’s been saying and and they are running with it.

I told you first. Yes I did, I told you all, that Puffy was taking the wrong approach to Hollywood and he should use his white connects to get into Tinseltown.

I said a lot of actors wanna be musicians and a lot of musicians wanna be actors. We all know this but I told Puffy to work with those cats. I told him to work with the actors who wanna get into the music business. I gave names like Bruce Willis, Kevin Bacon. Just a few, but I also mentioned Joaquin Phoenix was a good guy for Puffy to work with.

Guess what?

Puffy’s people read “The Diary” and they are bringing my advice to the table. Story of my life, where is my gratitude? No thanks for Jacky! Nothing at all (no cars, no jewelery, no art, no money, nothing). Cassie does less and gets more.

Here it is, Puffy is planning to produce Joaquin Phoenix’s new rap album. Phoenix quit acting to become a rapper. This is a good move for Diddy. I know it, I called it. Hopefully Puffy can move past the whole “look like a bum” phase Joaquin is going through. Puffy may find it hard to assert himself over someone he so desperately needs to jock for access to Hollywood. Puffy may be cunningly smart at MARKETING, but all his product thoroughly sucks. Joaquin needs serious help (with everything) and Puff still needs a foothold in Hollywood. This will truly be a challenge to Puff who has gotten a pass for far too much.

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BIGGIE A.K.A. CHRISTOPHER WALLACE

People keep asking me, Jacky are you going to see the movie they made about Biggie? I will see it but I don’t know when. I’ll tell you this though, when I met Biggie during the Ready For Die era, we were going to record a track together but my label at the time Sony fucked it up.

Lil Cease was rolling the blunts his man Hawk was chilling and Big was telling me about his new diamond ring that his wife Faith bought him. He really loved her.

The kid there from the label had Big’s new videos. Biggie had never seen these video’s before and he was anxious to see them.

We smoking and talking, then the Big Poppa video comes on, the room got quiet. Biggie’s complaining under his breath, he said to me, “pimp I never knew puffy was in the video, he edit himself in my songs now my video’s.”

Biggie was mad. Then he spoke about his fascination about West Coast hip/hop. At that moment the Warning video came on, Biggie lost it he said, “I know what puffy’s doing, he said once again, “pimp I never knew puffy was in the video.” Biggie was mad.

That year Puffy won ASCAP writer of the year, even though he had only done Ad libs on every artist that recorded for him, they were all signed to Bad Boy. Biggie had street smarts he was from the streets. Puffy was college smart plus Andre Harrell gave him the industry game.

That’s how those niggs’s do us, street nicca’s, they jack us. They jerk our dicks all day and Biggie knew it. I hope that part is the movie. I wonder who played me, it better NOT be Terrance Howard.

Untalented nigga’s are always looking for a talented nicca to prey on, it’s capitalism. It’s all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 29:01

CHIC OF THE YEAR
Goes to Teri Seymour, she did it. Teri made 9 million dollars, Simon Cowell paid her and he paid her well. Teri Seymour I am proud of you and she never had to take her clothes off. She is living proof that you don’t have to be a whore. She has no nude pictures, no sex tape, and she keeps her shit private. Teri Seymour has class.

MAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Chris Brown, he took out Usher, Justin Timberlake, and any other pop dude that wanted his lane. Chic’s dig him and he’s talented. He’s been heeding my advice as well, so my prediction is that Chris Brown will be much smoother in the new year. He’ll have a new image, he’ll be a polished act. In 2009 Chris Brown’s new image will be invincible, he’ll will show talent with class.

WOMAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Oprah Winfrey. She backed Barack Obama from day one. She’s very wise, And she’s a woman of class.

RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Goes to Lil Wayne. He sold the most records and he’s going to win a Grammy for it. He’s like me, he’s a Libra. He’s got class, he’s fuckin wit u.
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P Diddy is mad at Ben stiller.  Diddy said he audition for the African American role in the movie Tropic Thunder the role that Robert Downey jr played.  Diddy said Ben played in my video the single Bad Boy For Life, he said Ben did a cameo in his video so he thought for sure he got the role in the movie Tropic Thunder. Diddy said he was disappointed when he found out Ben gave the role to a Caucasian actor, who had to use make-up to color his skin black.

Puffy is losing it, he’s sucking his owndick! So he gets Narcissist Of The Week (more…)