America’s Top 10 House Nigga’s

10. Goes to Akon -  He worked hard on making the word Convict cool. He  has a video named Paid with all black girls. And the only white girl in the video is a blonde. The blonde in this video is the boss bitch over the black chics. I didn’t watch the whole video, I got sick. He’s from Africa but he won’t speak out loud, or revolt in song about the crimes against his continent. He has a platform and a voice that would be heard. Is he waiting on Bono to sing that song?  He would rather audition for the role of the  Black James Bond.

9. Goes  to Whoopi Goldberg – She’s not getting number 9 because she changed her last name to Goldberg. I respect that, it’s game. Whoopi got game but she fucked up years ago when she was dating Ted Danson he appeared at the Friars roast blackface . Cracking black racist jokes, brian Gumble was disgusted. Ted was tagged a racist and Whoopi came to Ted’s defense and said she wrote  all the jokes and it was her idea. Fuck you Whoopi you are a house niggette.

8. Goes to Wayne Brady – Most black people didn’t even know who the fuck he was and then he did an appearance on the Dave Chappelle Show. That’s when the black community got hip to Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady is the perfect house nigga, he can tap dance, he likes to smile, and he is harmless. He’s the perfect HOUSE BOY.

7.Goes to Michael Jackson – Not because of his surgery or because of his former fat ugly white wife he supposedly got pregnant. I’m not mad at him for having mulatto kids but the kids Michael and Debbie had are full white, not because of that, and not because when he was asked during apartheid to perform in South Africa. He didn’t say NO, Michael said, “I’ll ask my lawyers to see if it’s okay”, not because of that either. He get’s a easy number 7 for dancing with the untalented boy band N Sync. This happened a Few years ago on MTV, white folks took it as he passed the torch to Justin Timberfake. Michael is now a Muslim. I truly hope this religion helps him, he’s now auctioning belongings. Is Michael  going broke, or is Michael fed up, of living the material life ?

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He’s normal like every good musician and good rapper. Lil Wayne does not listen to rap (but he drops a mixtape every month.)

Speaking for myself I love to rap and I loved listening to rap. Years ago I couldn’t wait to write songs about squares. I spoke about getting money, bitches, drugs, the good life. Which I was living and I still am.

No fake’in in my game. I wrote what I knew. And most of us rappers did. I never knew some of the other guys were lying in their song about their extravagant lifestlye. Who cares? They made it sound good but then came the downfall of rap. Kids without street cred, MTV and BET with commercial radio did a good job on fucking up black music in general.

If you kill black music what are the white kids and latino kids going to do? Black music is the source. I now listen and play Heavy Metal music (wait till u hear what am doing with metal.)

To me playing Metal is like playing Jazz. That shit Daddy Yankee and Pit Bull be doing. That’s Calypso music fused with Dancehall music. It’s all black music.

The Fucked up thing about it is the people who listen to all forms of black music will still call a black person a NIGGER (Paris Hilton) and some club owners throughout the world will have the nerve to play black music in their club’s and those same club owners will make it hard for a black male to get into their bullshit club.

Fuck all your clubs tell the sell out Persians they could have it. Everybody wants to be a nicca in the club, maybe that’s why they don’t wanna see the real one, and if there’s black dudes in the club when you get in you surrounded by a bunch of fucking nigga’s that act like Seal, Akon and Puffy all entertaining master.

Having vision like Jacky will definitely help you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

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CHIC OF THE YEAR
Goes to Teri Seymour, she did it. Teri made 9 million dollars, Simon Cowell paid her and he paid her well. Teri Seymour I am proud of you and she never had to take her clothes off. She is living proof that you don’t have to be a whore. She has no nude pictures, no sex tape, and she keeps her shit private. Teri Seymour has class.

MAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Chris Brown, he took out Usher, Justin Timberlake, and any other pop dude that wanted his lane. Chic’s dig him and he’s talented. He’s been heeding my advice as well, so my prediction is that Chris Brown will be much smoother in the new year. He’ll have a new image, he’ll be a polished act. In 2009 Chris Brown’s new image will be invincible, he’ll will show talent with class.

WOMAN OF THE YEAR
Goes to Oprah Winfrey. She backed Barack Obama from day one. She’s very wise, And she’s a woman of class.

RAPPER OF THE YEAR
Goes to Lil Wayne. He sold the most records and he’s going to win a Grammy for it. He’s like me, he’s a Libra. He’s got class, he’s fuckin wit u.
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They both SUCK their own cocks!!

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Fuck Coldplay!

Who are these white boy’s? For real who are they?

It really makes me fucking sick when I hear NIGGER’S (cause that’s what they are, fucking SELL-OUT’S, a bunch of Lionel Richie NIGGER’S) HOUSE NIGGER’S saying bullshit out of their fucking mouths. Things like “they wanna work with COLDPLAY.”

Coldplay ain’t fucking funky. They ain’t HALL & OATES, they ain’t THE AVERAGE WHITE BAND, they are not even equal to the fucking BEE GEE’S or DAVID BOWIE.

To tell you the truth MICK JAGGER got more soul than them.

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There’s a war brewing! Wayne just took shots at FIDDY. This is what Wayne said on his Louisianimal Mix tape
Wayne said,

” All About The Dollar, Fuck Two Quarters
Bitch I’ll pour Pour Syrup In That Vitamin Water
I Hope U Die Ugly, And Tonight Will Be Gorgeous”

There’s more diss’in and I love it. I am sure Fiddy loves it too. This one is not going to be funny, I am telling you this beef between Lil wanye and Fiddy is real. Both camps got soldiers, artillery, money (fuel when you at war.) Both camps got money, both Fiddy and Wayne’s camp got money and lot’s of time on their hands. (more…)

Ive been getting a lot of requests from people who wanted me, Jacky Jasper to critique the Kanye West CD 808′S AND HEARTBREAK. His latest piece of work.

My readers know I don’t like AUTO-TUNE. My readers know that I can’t stand AUTO-TUNE, so they expect me to diss the shit out of Kanye’s latest piece of work. Guess what?

I listened to the whole Kanye West CD and I think the majority of his fans will like it. So as long as they  like it, who gives a fuck what I think? His mission has been accomplished, you will buy it, and I will hear of it.

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Eric Breed he died Nov 22nd of kidney failure. I am truly sad.

The big homie, my friend, we were cool. I called him B, I met B when I first came back to California, I think it was 94 or 95. All I know the city was on fire. He was riding in a town car, he had a driver (hat’s how everyone should always roll.)

I was chilling at Denny’s that was the spot on Sunset and Martel, all the pimps and ho’s were  there. Pimp’s from Oakland, San Franisco, Vegas pimp’s, and ho’s from everywhere, from every city in America.

We ate and kicked it there, some played chess while they ate a Denny’s Grand Slam, some even watched their ho’s on the track because it was right there on Sunset Blvd.

It was America’s biggest track. Hugh Grant got busted on that track remember that?

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P Diddy is mad at Ben stiller.  Diddy said he audition for the African American role in the movie Tropic Thunder the role that Robert Downey jr played.  Diddy said Ben played in my video the single Bad Boy For Life, he said Ben did a cameo in his video so he thought for sure he got the role in the movie Tropic Thunder. Diddy said he was disappointed when he found out Ben gave the role to a Caucasian actor, who had to use make-up to color his skin black.

Puffy is losing it, he’s sucking his owndick! So he gets Narcissist Of The Week (more…)

Dude keep getting arrested!

Paparazzi keep fucking with dude and he falls for it. Could someone please tell Kanye that the paparazzi knows he’s going to freak out so they will keep fucking with him.

I think Kanye likes the attention, think about it. If the paparazzi wasn’t around how will his fans know about him? Kanye is probably using the media to promote his new album which is being dropped later this month. This is the third paparazzi incident for Kanye, first incident happened at (more…)