Archive for the ‘T Pain’ Category
Dirty Girls Back To School Week
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
Jada Kiss’ apartment in Yonkers, New York got raided by the cops last night and guess what? Jada wasn’t home…
Bad news though – the cops found 5 Grams of heroin, 6 pounds of weed, and 40k in cash. Jason Phillips a.k.a. Jada Kiss has a snitch in his posse…How else would the cops know? Trust me; a jealous nicca is behind this…
T-Pain said he’s been hiding from Puffy. He feels like Puffy has been draining him for his musical talent and fame…
He even said he changed his telephone number so Puffy can’t call him…wow!!! These POP stars are too funny…aren’t they?
A few of Amber Rose’s ex-coworkers are talking some major shit on her. Who are her ex-coworkers? Strippers! These pole hoes are saying Amber had no body shape meaning she bought her body…Amber’s ass is totally fake and so is everything about her. The strippers are also saying Amber forgot where she came from…a small shack in South Philly. It’s actually where her mother still stays…even the Mexican guy selling fruit in downtown LA sends money home to their family….

RIP Les Paul – The Man Behind All Your Favorite “Records”
Friday, August 14th, 2009
Les Paul passed away yesterday from complications of pnemonia and old age. Most people associate him with inventing the “Les Paul” – the first solid body electric (the Fender Strat was made around the same but it’s really no comparision is it?)
What is more interesting for our blog, is the fact that Les Paul revolutionized the recording industry (or created it according to modern day definitions). He paved the way for artists in all genres to truly express themselves. He can be credited with developing “multi-track” recording.
From Wikipedia.org:
“In 1948, Capitol Records released a recording that had begun as an experiment in Paul’s garage, entitled “Lover (When You’re Near Me)”, which featured Paul playing eight different parts on electric guitar, some of them recorded at half-speed, hence “double-fast” when played back at normal speed for the master. (”Brazil”, similarly recorded, was the B-side.)
This was the first time that multi-tracking had been used in a recording. These recordings were made not with magnetic tape, but with acetate disks. Paul would record a track onto a disk, then record himself playing another part with the first. He built the multi-track recording with overlaid tracks, rather than parallel ones as he did later. There is no record of how many “takes” were needed before he was satisfied with one layer and moved on to the next.
Paul even built his own disc-cutter assembly, based on auto parts. He favored the flywheel from a Cadillac for its weight and flatness. Even in these early days, he used the acetate disk setup to record parts at different speeds and with delay, resulting in his signature sound with echoes and birdsong-like guitar riffs. When he later began using magnetic tape, the major change was that he could take his recording rig on tour with him, even making episodes for his 15-minute radio show in his hotel room. Later he worked with Ross Snyder in the design of the first 8 track recording deck (built for him by Ampex for his home studio.)”

Hot Celebrity Daughters Week – Quickie News
Thursday, August 13th, 2009
C – Murder a.k.a. Corey Miller was found guilty for second degree murder in relation to the death of 16yr old Steve Thomas…
The jury was in a total deadlock for over a day until Tuesday morning August 11th when the jury came back with a guilty verdict… I’m hearing that one of the jury members was rushed to make a decision…In other words the other jurors were getting quite frustrated they wanted to go home… It all sounds like a mistrial to me…Won’t you agree?
T-Pain’s wife’s picture is all over the internet and I must say they’re good for each other…know why? ‘Cuz they both eat their meals out of a troff. Wasn’t this the guy who made songs about strippers? After seeing his wife I now know what kind of a stripper T-Pain talks too…The kind that has stretch marks with their stomach hanging over their g-strings. The standard once was this – If a girl wanted to be a stripper she had to look good…seems reasonable right? These days anybody can be a stripper ‘cuz niggas nowadays just don’t give a fuck…

Black Booty Week – Quickies
Friday, July 31st, 2009
MC Hammer is a cool dude… I know – I kicked it with Hammer and guess what? Some chic is trying to frame his cousin Marv on a bogus rape charge. This lying ass chic wants some of that Hammer time money. She claims her and Marv met on Twitter and I must say the internet is a bad place to shop for girls. This chic told the police that Marv came to her hotel and raped her…
Should we believe her? No. It’s plain to see all she wants is Marv’s cousin’s money…know why? ‘Cuz she knows Hammer is a good dude and she thinks that she can get some money from him. Guess what? She’s dead wrong and time will prove her as a liar…
This whole caper sounds a little premeditated to me…Betcha any amount of money this bitch got an ad on sugardaddy.com !
Jay Z failed to kill Auto-Tune according to Marco Alpert – Vice President of Marketing for Antares. They make the software for Auto-Tune and said the sales for the software has doubled and they would like to give thanks to Jay Z for the P.R….WTF?

LOOK WHAT THE HOUSE NIGGA IS DOIN NOW!
Saturday, June 20th, 2009T Pain & Taylor Swift do the…
HOUSE NIGGA HUSTLE
I hope a real thug dont take this house nigga out back and give him a thug story of his own….

From One House Nigga To Another
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009This dude it totally nuts. Know why? Dude bought a chain worth $410,000.
Wasn’t T-Pain Dad’s on the internet saying that he was broke? T-Pain’s
dad was asking his son for financial help.
Did he help his poor old dad? No. Guess T-Pain don’t care too much about him.
Does he? Did you know this guy has 32 cars? By the way Warren
Buffet, the richest man in a America owns one vehicle. No one can tell
you how to spend your money can they? But if you can spend that type
of money on a necklace your grandchildren, Children should have a
secure trust fund. T-Pain’s chain weights 10lbs and it totally looks
ridiculous; could the Minister Louis Farrakhan have a talk with the
guy?
What does Spike Lee think? Since Jay Z killed auto-tune could
T-Pain go away too?

Cougar Booty Week – Daily News
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are engaged. Guess how I found out?
‘Cuz Lindsay is running around showing everybody the engagement ring.
Jay Z and the rest of the Summer Jam fans buried auto-tune last night.
T-Pain was there, I wonder how he felt?
Usher is cheating on his wife Tameka; know why? ‘Cuz Usher was seen
checking out of a hotel with a chic name Grace. Does Usher have a
thang for cougars? Grace is 42.

T PAIN’S DAD VS AKON
Thursday, March 26th, 2009
T-Pain’s dad is highly upset for something we already know. What is this that we already know you ask? That Akon’s a low life thief.
I didn’t know this but Akon is a Muslim. Did you know? Couldn’t tell by the way he carries himself like a man of the world. Don’t you think so? Anyways this guy Akon gives out bogus contracts. You don’t believe me, just ask T-Pain’s dad he’ll tell you. Akon robs his own black people.
T- Pain’s dad said Akon sends in his little brother Bu to do all his dirty work. T-Pain’s dad also said the little boy Bu sold his son a bunch of false dreams and he is pissed. Pain’s dad is so upset he wants some paper and he can’t get any. Didn’t his son just sign Gym Class Heroes? Hate to see what that contract looks like.
Where’s the money? T-Pain’s dad said that Un-Islamic bastard Akon wants all the money, chic’s and car’s. He said Akon wants EVERYTHING!!
HSK already told you that Akon is a high class HOUSE NIGGA. Like GW, he don’t care about black people!
Betcha he gave (more…)

Grammy’s Become GOOGLE’s top hit for “Suck”
Monday, February 9th, 2009
HSK 2009 Grammy's WRAP-UP
GRAMMY’S
Fuck, I’m sick but the Grammy’s gotta get it! I’m not lying when I say we may have just witnessed the worst Grammy’s in history.
Anyone with street cred should of stayed the fuck home.
U2 opened the Grammys they were garbage. They should have sang a song we all knew. I don’t know the song they performed, do you?
What was Jay Z doing with Coldplay? It was so plastic, Jay Z should know better. Justin Timberlake with Al Green? Justin’s a soul man now? Fuck off. It got even worse when I saw Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers. Stevie Wonder clearly has talent and we all know this but I’m tired of these award shows exploiting him.
Kanye came out looking like Michael Jackson doing a version of Billie Jean. Did you see Kanye is trying to bring back the mullet? Leave the rock hair and hi-tops to Thom Yorke bro.
Oh and Molly Cyrus performed with some chic playing a guitar, Molly is fat. I sure hope she quits drinking so much beer and loses a few pounds. The closer she hints at pulling a “Britney Spears” the closer TeddyRevolution is to becoming the next K-Fed! HA….I wonder where that trouble-maker disappeared to?
Then Kenny Chesney came on and I changed the station.
By the time I mustered up enough will power to come back, Puffy was there was on stage with Natalie Cole. That bitch looks sick. Not flu sick, but disease sick.
On to Katie Perry’s performance, she didn’t lip sync. She should have. She sounded horrible. I’m not even gonna break it down any further ‘cuz it was a joke she was even there.
Then Mia came on stage pregnant ( she was lip syncing ). I was waiting for her water to break hoping T.I. “the snitch” slipped on her placenta.
Then Paul McCartney hit the stage. I went to the fridge to get some grapes and I didn’t miss nothing. LL was there, he’s everywhere…
Sugarland came on I turned the channel, didn’t you? (more…)


















