Beyonce: It’s Her Way or The Highway!!!

It’s finally confirmed that Beyonce has let all of her fame and fortune go straight to her (weaved-up) head. Know why? Because the egomaniac wife of ‘Hova,’ had the audacity to kick Lindsay Lohan out of a dressing room that is reported to have been bigger than that Samantha Ronson’s dude.

It all went down over the weekend, at the F1 Rocks concert in Singapore. That’s where Lohan was hosting the live event (for the British Television, Channel 4), and Beyonce took center stage for a performance.

Beyonce is said to have ordered her camp to have Lohan relocated to another backstage dressing room, so the former Destiny’s Child member could move into the biggest backstage real estate. (What a narcissistic, spoiled BRAT!!!) (more…)

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Lindsay is getting dogged out again and it’s not just by the media. If your guess was Samantha Ronson you made a wise assumption ‘cuz it was!
Samantha threw all Lindsay’s clothes on the street when her other girlfriend Drea De Matteo came over to the house…Samantha Ronson acts just llike a fucking nicca doesn’t she?
It’s plain for all of us to see that Sam can have her cake and she can eat it too because Lindsay keeps coming back for more…doesn’t she?

I’m genuinely concerned for Lindsay and her well being…it’s bad enough that she’s already a ginger…that’s enough to deal with in itself…
Can somebody  just give her this telephone number…1800-273-8255. It’s the suicide hotline number…thanks!

-Guru Jacky

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• Nas and Kelis had a baby boy and we all must congratulate them for bringing new life to the planet that we all call mother earth…Why isn’t Kelis allowing Nas to see his new baby? She’ll gladly take all his money…I truly hope they both work this situation out…know why? ‘Cuz it’s not only about Nas and Kelis anymore it’s about their new born baby boy mane…

• Jay Z kicked Drake off his new single! Can somebody anybody ask me if I care? I don’t…Drake is still going to be popular and I hope for his sake that he gets some good record sales…Only Beyonce and Michael Jackson were able to move decent units in a dying industry… Don’t believe me? sk Jim Jones.

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Lindsay Lohan is totally out of control…think I said this many times before…didn’t I?
This chic is making bad decisions mane.
She turned down the role that Heather Graham played in the movie The Hangover…
That role would of brought back Lindsay’s dying career…What was she thinking?

My guess and it’s a good one: Lindsay wanted to stay with her lover Samantha Ronson…
Filming the movie Hangover would of taken time away from her and that monster dick!
Now I’m hearing Lindsay is stealing again…this time she stole sunless spray tan.
Ask Jennifer Sunday. She’s suing Lindsay for stealing the formula…
Lindsay is just like her dad Michael…Isn’t she…

-Guru Jacky

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Michael Jackson’s doctor Dr. Conrad Murray was not a certified doctor. The promoters who hired this doctor should have known this…wouldn’t you agree? Did the concert promoters have a large insurance policy on the King’s life? Only time would reveal the truth…

Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett. Kendra’s a smart girl you can’t knock her hustle…know why? I always tell my female readers to get a professional athlete! ‘Cuz they’re sucka’s mane. Guess where Kendra and Hank had the wedding….the Playboy Mansion!

Lindsay Lohan had her 23rd birthday this weekend in Las Vegas. Do you care? I don’t… Lindsay did do a tribute to Michael Jackson during her birthday celebration. I thought she didn’t like black people?

It’s Monday and am hungover from last night…
Gotta go…

-Guru Jacky

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Lindsay Lohan is stealing again! Remember when Lindsay stole that fur coat from a night club? If you don’t, then  GOOGLE it mane! To make a long story short Lindsay Lohan is (among other things) a Kleptomanic. Know why?
Lindsay stole $400,000 worth of jewels during a photo shoot for Elle magazine… The jewelry was part of the props for the shoot and were not supposed to be taken home.. Ok!!! What does Lindsay Lohan and Winona Ryder both have in common? They’re both thieves. Didn’t Winona Ryder do the same shit last year?

Bow Wow did Boston’s Summer Jam and guess what? Dude was talking about
Ciara throughout the show. Guess he’s not over Ciara but the shocking
news was when Bow Wow said he was smashing Cassie. Ouch!!! Does Puffy know?
Read more @ AllHipHop

Max-B did his first jailhouse interview and dude is reaching out to
the homies. I think Max is over the Dip-set beef. Hope he wins his appeal ‘cuz Max is a good dude mane!!! Ask Tony Yayo.
Read More @ GlobalGrind

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are engaged. Guess how I found out?
‘Cuz Lindsay is running around showing everybody the engagement ring.

Jay Z and the rest of the Summer Jam fans buried auto-tune last night.
T-Pain was there, I wonder how he felt?

Usher is cheating on his wife Tameka; know why? ‘Cuz Usher was seen
checking out of a hotel with a chic name Grace. Does Usher have a
thang for cougars? Grace is 42.

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