L.A. club goers got more than they bargained for, Wednesday night, after a fight broke out between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson…ending with Lohan throwing her drink on her ex-girlfriend.

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention,” says a source. “Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!

The incident comes after a string of public battles between the on/off couple. (more…)

Beyonce: It’s Her Way or The Highway!!!

It’s finally confirmed that Beyonce has let all of her fame and fortune go straight to her (weaved-up) head. Know why? Because the egomaniac wife of ‘Hova,’ had the audacity to kick Lindsay Lohan out of a dressing room that is reported to have been bigger than that Samantha Ronson’s dude.

It all went down over the weekend, at the F1 Rocks concert in Singapore. That’s where Lohan was hosting the live event (for the British Television, Channel 4), and Beyonce took center stage for a performance.

Beyonce is said to have ordered her camp to have Lohan relocated to another backstage dressing room, so the former Destiny’s Child member could move into the biggest backstage real estate. (What a narcissistic, spoiled BRAT!!!) (more…)

Lindsay is getting dogged out again and it’s not just by the media. If your guess was Samantha Ronson you made a wise assumption ‘cuz it was!
Samantha threw all Lindsay’s clothes on the street when her other girlfriend Drea De Matteo came over to the house…Samantha Ronson acts just llike a fucking nicca doesn’t she?
It’s plain for all of us to see that Sam can have her cake and she can eat it too because Lindsay keeps coming back for more…doesn’t she?

I’m genuinely concerned for Lindsay and her well being…it’s bad enough that she’s already a ginger…that’s enough to deal with in itself…
Can somebody  just give her this telephone number…1800-273-8255. It’s the suicide hotline number…thanks!

-Guru Jacky

• Nas and Kelis had a baby boy and we all must congratulate them for bringing new life to the planet that we all call mother earth…Why isn’t Kelis allowing Nas to see his new baby? She’ll gladly take all his money…I truly hope they both work this situation out…know why? ‘Cuz it’s not only about Nas and Kelis anymore it’s about their new born baby boy mane…

• Jay Z kicked Drake off his new single! Can somebody anybody ask me if I care? I don’t…Drake is still going to be popular and I hope for his sake that he gets some good record sales…Only Beyonce and Michael Jackson were able to move decent units in a dying industry… Don’t believe me? sk Jim Jones.

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Lindsay Lohan is totally out of control…think I said this many times before…didn’t I?
This chic is making bad decisions mane.
She turned down the role that Heather Graham played in the movie The Hangover…
That role would of brought back Lindsay’s dying career…What was she thinking?

My guess and it’s a good one: Lindsay wanted to stay with her lover Samantha Ronson…
Filming the movie Hangover would of taken time away from her and that monster dick!
Now I’m hearing Lindsay is stealing again…this time she stole sunless spray tan.
Ask Jennifer Sunday. She’s suing Lindsay for stealing the formula…
Lindsay is just like her dad Michael…Isn’t she…

-Guru Jacky

Michael Jackson’s doctor Dr. Conrad Murray was not a certified doctor. The promoters who hired this doctor should have known this…wouldn’t you agree? Did the concert promoters have a large insurance policy on the King’s life? Only time would reveal the truth…

Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett. Kendra’s a smart girl you can’t knock her hustle…know why? I always tell my female readers to get a professional athlete! ‘Cuz they’re sucka’s mane. Guess where Kendra and Hank had the wedding….the Playboy Mansion!

Lindsay Lohan had her 23rd birthday this weekend in Las Vegas. Do you care? I don’t… Lindsay did do a tribute to Michael Jackson during her birthday celebration. I thought she didn’t like black people?

It’s Monday and am hungover from last night…
Gotta go…

-Guru Jacky