Michael Lohan is back in trouble again know why? Michael made threatening phone calls to his girlfriend Erin Muller.
This dude is retarded he told his fiancee he’s going to kill her then he’s going to kill himself. Is Michael nuts?
Yes.
Willie D from the Geto Boys is busted for having an illegal IPhone operation in Houston Texas. Willie D better known as William James Dennis is facing 20yrs in prison. Willie D’s operation had a lot of complaints. Dude didn’t run a smooth operation not at all. How do I know? Cuz Willie D got caught.
Lindsay Lohan- Burglars tried to break into Lindsay’s home in broad daylight. The burglars are more nuts than Lindsay aren’t they? Cops got photos of the crooks. The bandits are stupid just like Lindsay. They know each other, they gotta be friends don’t you agree? The crooks didn’t even break in Lindsay’s home. They got scared and ran away. Fucking idiots aren’t they? Crackheads know each other don’t they?
Joe Budden is nuts. Recently he’s on the Ed Lover radio show calling out Method Man to battle rap. NEWSFLASH JOEY Method Man is a grown ass nicca. Method Man got better shit to do with his time Joey. Isn’t there medical records of Joey being mentally ill? I am not lying, Joey got his papers. What I am trying to say is simple: (more…)
Lindsay’s friends are scared for her (they said this shit I didn’t). Lindsay’s homegirls are saying the glass head bitch Lindsay wants to die before she’s 30. Lindsay wants to follow the footsteps of her idol Marilyn Monroe.
Lindsay said she wants to die young. She wants to be remembered like the other nut cases you all glamorize. Lindsay is 22, her death wish could happen anytime in the next 8 years but I won’t hold my breath. Who really fucking cares anyway?
Why doesn’t she just do herself now? I suggest she take a bath and while laying in the tub she smoke some glass and then do us all a big favor and slice her wrist.
Jacky 89:10
Lindsay is a good bitch she listens to Sam very well. For those who don’t know whats up, Samantha Ronson is Lindsay partner.
Fuck it! They are boyfriend and girlfriend. They are a couple and couples have problems as such is life.
Word hit the news stands Monday morning that Sam and Lindsay broke up. It was one of my 2009 predictions. People were emailing me since Sam and Lindsey went at each other on NYE. My scouts were telling me they broke up. Nonetheless, I didn’t believe it so I didn’t blog it.
When I tell you it’s over then you know it’s over. I got the best scouts in the business. They didn’t break up Sam’s got game. She told Lindsay, ” bitch you better tell the world that we are still together, Lindsay you better put it on your website. Write a good blog bitch.”
Lindsay did exactly what she was told. Sam if you keep pimpin like this I’ll have no choice but to introduce you to the Bishop Don Jaun.
Pimp’in is a art and it’s fun to see chic’s getting in on the action. This is all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$
Jacky: 60:03
So word on the streets is Samantha pimped slapped Lindsay for cheating with boys. Lindsay was talking to or seeing her ex-boyfriend behind Samantha’s back. Lets explore a little back ground of these bitches, and I might just have some advice for Sam……
Lindsey Lohan, the same little cunt who had no remorse, I mean she didn’t shed a tear about her father Michael Lohan being in jail. As a matter of fact she looked very happy. Her mother Dina Lohan was running the household with her husband out the picture. Word on the streets is Michael funded Lindsay’s career. He paid the money for it.
What did he get ? (more…)
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