So the story you’re about to read comes from a man who only left his name as “Scared in Wisconsin”.

I feel bad for you bro. I really do. Im gonna send you some of Jacky’s tee-shirts and some CD’s and hell maybe a hundred bucks

Here is a brief excerpt from a letter I recently recieved from a regular reader of HSK:

Dear God,

I know we havent spoke in many years, I know I’ve sinned and I know I’ve cursed your name, but please get me out of this situation and I’ll go to church everyday!!!!

1 HOUR Earlier….

I was feeling really down on my luck and decided to grab a bitch off craigslist. I never realized as I hungup the phone quite excited to be awaiting St. Paul’s hottest blonde on the internet, I just made my worst mistake…

We fooled around for a bit and she started breathing heavy. Something seemed wrong, the nasal, soft, frog like weaving almost didn’t sound….human.  She eventually got up and skipped quickly back to the bathroom and slammed the door. After about 30 minutes I knew I wasn’t just paranoid from all the glass she made me smoke,  she really must have been far from an average girl…something was wrong with her!

Ten long minutes later I mustered up the balls to just open the bathroom door….I stood there scarried and shitting my pants Teddy. I didnt even know what I was looking at.

What seemed like another ten whole minutes of just standing there frozen like ice, my roomate walked in the house from work, walked over to me, pulled out his Iphone and took a picture. He smokes too much weed…..

Im not gonna post the resty of the story. Because well it only gets more fucked up.

But here is the “iphone” picture he sent along with the letter.

I’ve taken the liberty to highlight some of the odd things in this picture. Odd things besides the whole, THIS CHICK IS CLEARLY A BLOOD-SUCKING ALIEN!!!

I should have titled this blog “Criagslist Is Whack!!”

-TeddyRevolution

We at HSK might, but only if we could start with 2 DICKS in her ASS! I think playboy got a RAW deal…..

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Before she was Bret Michaels Rock of Love Bus; Reject, she was the HSK pool Girl!

see Lady Tribe (nikki) on Rock of Love after the flip

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Crunk + Disorderly

“A trove of unreleased recordings by Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg, and other Death Row artistsare due to go on the block at a Jan. 15 auction of the rap label’s catalogue. But some potential bidders are said to be worried about crossing ex-Death Row boss Marion (Suge) Knight”

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Lindsay is a good bitch she listens to Sam very well. For those who don’t know whats up, Samantha Ronson is Lindsay partner.

Fuck it! They are boyfriend and girlfriend. They are a couple and couples have problems as such is life.

Word hit the news stands Monday morning that Sam and Lindsay broke up. It was one of my 2009 predictions. People were emailing me since Sam and Lindsey went at each other on NYE. My scouts were telling me they broke up. Nonetheless, I didn’t believe it so I didn’t blog it.

When I tell you it’s over then you know it’s over. I got the best scouts in the business. They didn’t break up Sam’s got game. She told Lindsay, ” bitch you better tell the world that we are still together, Lindsay you better put it on your website. Write a good blog bitch.”

Lindsay did exactly what she was told. Sam if you keep pimpin like this I’ll have no choice but to introduce you to the Bishop Don Jaun.

Pimp’in is a art and it’s fun to see chic’s getting in on the action. This is all a part of your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky: 60:03

I am fucking heated today. I come to learn that some punk ass nigga in Detroit could’nt take a joke. Katt’s doing an impromtu show in the D, he cracked on a dude who was sitting in the audience. This dude couldn’t handle it. Dude got up walked up to the stage and square slapped a pimp (Katt Williams).

I am fucking heated! Where was Katt’s security?

Dipset better start providing security for my pimp buddy because mf’s be hating on pimps. Everybody knows that pimps don’t fight we shoot guns and I don’t want my nicca Katt doing hard time over silly shit because next time somebody try’s that shit they gonna feel a hot one. So Jimmy (Jim Jones), Killa Cam, and who ever runs Dipset, look out for my nicca,

Square nigga’s don’t like pimps and there’s alot of haters out there. The word hater came from us pimps, all of a sudden these square bastards be using the word hater for their defense.

Katt’s a fucking pimp he’s not Yung Berg. Next time someone try’s this shit they gonna get fucked up I promise you.

Pimps need security even in the club, if people can’t be what they see, they will hate and you will discover this on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 12:42

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Gingers really weird me out.

Our intern’s cousin’s basketball coach told her in the 1950s during the UFO/Alien Frenzy they had to live underground!

He was later arrested for allegedly running the largest rub-n-tug and asian prostitution ring in western PA history!

So this week’s most notable ginger was Lynsey Lohan!

WOOO. Congrats Lynsey.

Topics inlcuded “being at the beach” and “looks for house in Dubai“.

Wow PerezHilton, way to report on those hard-to-get stories!

-Teddy Revolution