Terrence Howard Checks into the 2012 Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat
Thursday, February 9th, 2012
It’s day five at the cabin…
Rick Santorum is standing with the Speaker of House John Boehner, as the pair burst out in laughter while looking over the plantation grounds. That’s when Santorum spoke out. “Why can’t America look like this all the time?” Boehner replied, asking “Have you ever seen the movie The Help?” Santorum placed his left hand under his chin. “Yes, I have. It’s an excellent movie! I believe that’s why we’re going to give Octavia Spencer an award this year.”
With his right hand, Boehner reached into his suit jacket and pulled out a steel flask to take a drink. “It’s a good tool being used to remind this generation that blacks are nothing but the help. I’m still watching Jack Benny, and I must say Flava Flav has a striking resemblance to Jack’s sidekick Rochester.” Both Boehner and Santorum burst out in laughter…
Meanwhile, over in the cabin’s kitchen Herman Cain is talking to the staff while Viola Davis washes dishes. Cain notices Davis isn’t paying attention. “Viola, you might be up for an Oscar award but this is my kitchen and when I’m talking you better listen!” Viola replied, “Mr. Cain, I just wanna make sure this kitchen is clean when Massa Cheney comes by for inspection.” Continue Reading…













