Terrence Howard

It’s day five at the cabin…

Rick Santorum is standing with the Speaker of House John Boehner, as the pair burst out in laughter while looking over the plantation grounds. That’s when Santorum spoke out. “Why can’t America look like this all the time?” Boehner replied, asking “Have you ever seen the movie The Help?” Santorum placed his left hand under his chin. “Yes, I have. It’s an excellent movie! I believe that’s why we’re going to give Octavia Spencer an award this year.”

With his right hand, Boehner reached into his suit jacket and pulled out a steel flask to take a drink. “It’s a good tool being used to remind this generation that blacks are nothing but the help. I’m still watching Jack Benny, and I must say Flava Flav has a striking resemblance to Jack’s sidekick Rochester.” Both Boehner and Santorum burst out in laughter…

Meanwhile, over in the cabin’s kitchen Herman Cain is talking to the staff while Viola Davis washes dishes. Cain notices Davis isn’t paying attention. “Viola, you might be up for an Oscar award but this is my kitchen and when I’m talking you better listen!” Viola replied, “Mr. Cain, I just wanna make sure this kitchen is clean when Massa Cheney comes by for inspection.” Continue Reading…

Nigga’s are beating their bitches. Don’t get it fucked up white dudes, Chinese dudes, Russian dudes, Indian dudes, Mexican dudes,  and Persian dudes like beating on chic’s and Jacky don’t like it.

It really kills me, us street cats get a bad rap. I don’t know about the other guy’s , but a chic can’t take me out of pocket. Arguing is an emotional thing. I don’t have that emotion to offer to a woman. She needs to call her friends or a family member for that shit. I have better things to do.

Some dudes get emotional and go over to the bitches house to kick down the door. Guys like Terrence Howard. Yes he does. You’ve see this smoking gun article haven’t you? “Police and court records reveal that Howard, 39, was once arrested for a similar crime, the details of which have not been previously reported.

These guys like Terrence Howard are the first guys to judge niggaz like Gucci Mane. Don’t you agree?. Terrence made the boneheaded move to shout out Chris and say some other dumb shit when asked his thoughts on Chris’ arrest. We know now how Terrence Howard really feels. Continue Reading…

Terrance and I met recently while both recording in the same studio facilities in Los Angeles. Looks like we both got new projects coming out this year… Word on the streets is Terrance got a deal with Warner Bros mane.

Did you know that Terrance Howard plays the guitar? He also sings…no auto-tune needed! I’m sure ladies around the world would appreciate being serenaded by Terrance Howard. Warner Bros seems to think so…don’t you?

-Guru Jacky

Terrence Howard is totally confused. Know why?

Terrence said the following… “I don’t think president Obama has been that revolutionary in reaching out to ethnic communities. President Regan did a lot for the black community that people don’t realize.”

Is this nigga fuckin nuts? Does he know Reagan was a drug pusher? Where do you think all the cocaine and crack came from in the 80′s?
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Remember Terrence Howard from the movie Dead Presidents? In the movie Dead Presidents Larenz Tate placed a pool cue upside Terrence’s face.

It was a beatdown scene. Guess what? Terry didn’t like the role, he told me himself. It was in the middle of the 90′s I was in my late teens. I was hustling hard and I was hustling to flow before the movie. Continue Reading…