This is the shit pimpin’ Ken was talking about….
Pacman Jones, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri are truly player hating but they’re totally unaware…know why? ‘Cuz they ain’t pimps mane…

“Makin’ It Rain” – That’s a trick line… I don’t do that shit and won’t encourage anyone to partake in such stupidity…

Here’s what happened in the above video:
Pacman takes a 100k to a stripclub. Then he takes 40k out his Louis Vuitton hand-bag and converts it into single dollars. He then leaves the rest of the money (60k) in a garbage bag (remember that because it’s the punchline)…!!!
Pacman said Nelly only had large bills so he gave him 10k in singles trick off…The strippers stopped dancing and were totally focused on the gwop laying on the floor.

Can you blame them? Jermaine Dupri gets on the mic and tells the hoes to keep dancing and stop picking up the money…did the hoes listen? No. They never do so the chics start fighting over the money that’s laying on the floor…that’s what they came to work for right? Pacman gets extremely pissed because the chic’s ain’t listening to Jermaine so he gets in a scuffle with a stripper and what do you know – the bouncers came to her rescue…

While the bouncers are tossin’ Pacman out of the stripclub the club promoter of the event is running off with the garbage bag full of money which belongs to Pacman…Okay!!! Pacman is outside of the club now and he’s gotta be feeling like a total asshole ‘cuz he got played… but what do you know? 15 minutes later a gunman shows up (Arvin Edwards) and he’s shooting in the club, hitting 3 people. No one died, thank god, but who do you think is the prosecution’s star witness against Arwin Edwards? Pacman Jones…

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……AND THE CONTESTANT’S ARE:

• Rocsi from 106 & Park

She’s doing pretty good and she’s extremely proud of herself. Can you blame her?
Rocsi is responsible for breaking up a marriage but do we care? No. Only Lisa Raye does and ladies you would too if someone took your wealthy husband away from you! Rocsi got a new millionaire boyfriend and his name is Michael Misick…Rocsi used her celebrity and beauty for financial security. What a slick chic – maybe that’s why Rocsi is the first contestant for the Slick Chic  Of The Year Award…

• Amber Rose

I may say mean things about her, but to put all jokes aside, she’s totally brilliant…She came from stripper to overnight celebrity/Ford model. Can you blame her for just having a good ‘ole time by kissing girlfriends of hers everywhere in public?
Amber calculated all her moves when she was in a relationship with ex-boyfriend Kanye West. His secrets are totally safe with her – why do you think she now has a career as a Ford model? What a slick chic Amber is! Maybe that’s why she’s our second contestant for the Slick Chic Of The Year Award…

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Hugh Hefner is seen above dancing with Kendra Wilkinson at her recent wedding to a sports figure.

I wonder if he was there for the wedding night as well?

50 Cent is removing some of his tattoos…I wonder why? ‘Cuz having sleeved – tattoos can hinder you mane. Not only from a decent 9 to 5 but it will also hinder you from a acting career! Don’t believe me? Ask 50 Cent.

Terrance Howard got married to his Filipino girlfriend recently. Good for him. I wish them the best – The guy just got married you don’t expect me to crack on him…do you?

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are still together…What is this guy thinking? Doesn’t Reggie read my blogs?
Well the couple and Kim’s tag along sister Courtney took a trip to South Africa and Reggie didn’t take any photo’s with Kim…
I’ll make a guess and it’s a pretty good one: Someone from Reggie’s camp is reading dairyofahollywoodstreetking.com. To whomever that is: I would like to thank you.You’re a good friend! I hope you told Reggie all about his porno tramp! Could someone from the NAACP please have a sit down with Reggie Bush as well? Hey Reggie: I wouldn’t take pictures with Kim either if I was you…know why? Ray J is laughing at you mane…

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Terrell Carter (the guy from the Tyler Perry movies) is starring in Class Reunion…I never saw the film… To be honestly with you I don’t fuck with Tyler Perry…

Apparently more interesting than this film itself, is the feud between Terrell Carter’s and his gay lover. Terrell is pissed at his partner Alex Cortez.
Alex kicked Terrell Carter out of the closet. I encourage all the gay guys to expose their closet lovers…ever seen Milk?
I respect the gay bold guys like Elton John…guess why? ‘Cuz the Rocket Man wants us all to know so he doesn’t have to duck and hide like some other people.
When is Tyler Perry and others like him going to come out the closet? Are they ashamed?
Shouldn’t Ne-yo and Fonzworth Bentley come out the closet too. We already know…ask Don Cornelius.

Solange is on Twitter again and she’s blasting people who are saying negative stuff about her sister Beyonce…
If that’s all it takes to get Solange pissed off I’m gonna be calling out her bullshit and getting at her on the world’s worst invention for criminals since D.N.A. evidence…Twitter.

Manhattan Borough President, Scott M. Stringer gave Wendy Williams an award….what the fuck for? This dumb bitch doesn’t need anymore press? Who’s dick is she sucking? Seriously.
Check it out here

I want Solange to say some shit to me…I can’t wait to ask her about Benji Madden and his herpes infection…They were dating weren’t they? You all know her sister Beyonce’s song ” If I was a Boy”… I wonder if Ne-yo wrote that song? He did write ” To the left” didn’t he? When is Ney-o going to come out of the closet?
Well I can’t wait to tell Solange if Bey was a boy I would punch her right in her fucking face…I promise my readers when I Tweet Sloange (and if she responds)…I will change her from her house nigget ways. It might start out ugly but she too will call me Guru by the time it’s done.
Someone needs to talk to Solange like a parent. It’s rather quite obvious that Mathew doesn’t have the time too…

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Someone’s gotta be in the office to take notes…..right?

Steve McNair has been murdered by a 20yr old woman named Sahel Kazemi. The courts won’t be able to prosecute her as she committed suicide after she killed the beloved quarterback of the Tennessee Titans. Did you know Steven was a married man with 4 sons? I didn’t…

What was Steven doing with this 20yr old waitress that worked at Dave & Buster’s? Apparently Steve met Sahel at this restaurant while he was dining with his wife and kids; uh oh. Everyone who worked at the restaurant knew all about Sahel and Steve’s affair. It was made even more publically obviously later when Sahel got a D.U.I while driving a 2007 Escalade that was registered under Steve’s name. Can I ask a question? What’s with football players and waitresses? Didn’t O.J. meet Nicole Brown Simpson when she was a waitress too?

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