HSK IS HIRING

Join the fucking gym! Summer is coming and we must keep getting paid!! You know why? UPS ain’t hiring, They’re not, applications are backed up. Hotels ain’t hiring, are you kidding me? The guys from Wall Street took those jobs. I know of some CEO’S who are now doing the books at some hotels. The average person is done. Macy’s doesn’t want you, they’re not hiring, but……. Jacky is!!

Girls 18 to 22 are all welcome, I have Summer jobs for you, I do, I swear!!!

Your Uncle can’t hire you this Summer honey, but I can. Oh yes I can.

Send in your pictures for review. Show me why you should travel and see the free world that man built. Show me!!! I wanna see!!!

Aren’t you tired of your city? That horrible neighbor of yours….is that guy beside you bothering you? With that stuff on his face he’s needing Dr Miracle or Proactive. Don’t you wanna get away? You don’t wanna be young and pregnant and stuck with that loser boyfriend do you? Don’t you wanna be better than your parents? Don’t you wanna get away? Tell Jacky why and I have legitimate work for you. I do I swear!!! Send me your pictures.

What are you going to do when school is done? It’s a wrap, are you going to listen to your parents? Are you going to waste all that beauty that god blessed you with in that bullshit city that you live in…. are you? Are you going to smoke glass with your loser friends? Why? You don’t need to!!

Is TGI Friday’s or some local pub your hot spot ? Are the guys in your city backwards and slow ? Don’t you wanna getaway?

Send me your pictures. I will only publish the top 3. Chics 18 to 22 must be able to travel and looks are a must if you wanna inherit what this world has to offer. You don’t wanna be like your loser Aunty or your friend’s sister who’s a total loser. You don’t. Send In Your Pictures!!!

APPLY NOW!!! GIRL’S 18 TO 22 ONLY PLEASE THANKS!!!

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GAME RECOGNIZE GAME

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Russell is out doing his job again. He’s taking up a new job, saving hoe’s…. Russell hates pimp’s! He truly does, most tricks do don’t they?

My scout out in the valley called in and notified the H.S.K. loft that he over heard 2 porn stars saying they “”need to find Russell”. They “hate” their job. It’s spreading like a California wild fire. Russell is here to save them all. It all started with Kim Kardashian.

Russell is trying so hard to legitimize this porn star turned reality star. Now the caped crusader is back to his new tricks. Russell is now saving Ashley Dupre. He ran into her at yoga class (I think the same day he pulled our feature.)

Russell is taking money right out of the street nicca’s pockets. He’s trying to turn these hoe’s corporate and I am not mad at him. Though I will share some words of wisdom with you Russ.

ONCE A HOE ALWAYS A HOE!

Jacky 20:20

This little nigga can play with the bitch nigga’s in the business but he can’t fuck with Jacky. I told you all weeks ago in Night Court he was fucking Tina Davis.

Tina should be charged if a 40 yr old man was fucking a 16 yr old girl (R. Kelly ) he would be in court and we would be talking shit about him. Wouldn’t we? What about this child molester, Tina Davis.

I know this rapist’s mentality all too well. I was a victim also. I was a teenage boy with a lawn mower who was seduced by a Milf in her late 30’s. She even got me high and drunk and took me shopping the next day. This is that broad Tina Davis. I know her type too well.

She corrupted Chris’s mind. He doesn’t know, he’s too young to know. He’s old enough to blackmail Usher, isn’t he? This roid freak is claiming self defense.

Who put them back together, huh Puffy? Who said this relationship is stupid and Rihanna needs to getaway Oprah?

I am with Oprah, these other so called black celebrities are afraid of the dirt that will surface from this Chris Brown/ Rihanna thing. They don’t care about Rihanna or Chris …they only care about themselves.

To all the girls who are totally being sluts on their MY SPACE profile, you might just get discovered and become a SPRING BREAK SLUT.

JAZZ BOOTY’S MYSPACE

Today it’s Jazz Booty. That’s her name, I am not lying to you. She’s chocolate and some of you boys and girls might just wanna lick.

Yes she’s available and she’s only 22 and yes she needs you. TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE!!!

Same procedure get your fake body part photos ready because Jazz Booty likes to receive and send pictures from her phone. Jazz Booty is a true slut. She even has Tila Tequila’s music on her front page.

BOYS & GIRLS, this an easy one to close. She’s totally gangsta. Send her a message. She’s a party girl. TRUST ME!!! SHE’S FREE!!!

I’ll put my head on the guillotine if Jazz doesn’t like to party. Of course she does, she’s a party girl. That’s what SPRING BREAK SLUTS do.

TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE!!!

This month we are featuring girls on MY SPACE who are showing their ass. If you are in cyber-world with your ass out you might just get discovered.

KITTY FIRE’S MYSPACE

Today it’s Kitty Fire, that’s her name. She wants to be a porn star (I am not making this up click her profile see for yourself), she’s a hardcore slut.

Kitty likes to watch porn, she’s a stripper, she’s 21 and a hell-of-a fun girl. Send her a message. She’s from Alabama and there ain’t much going on down there. Big city boys fly her out, she wants to be discovered. Kitty wants to be the next Belladonnna, Jenna Jameson etc… She said it so get to it! Quit playing, get at her.

Kitty needs management ASAP. TRUST ME!!! She’s FREE!!!

I’ll put my head on the guillotine if Kitty doesn’t like to party. Of course she does, she’s a party girl. That’s what SPRING BREAK SLUTS do.

TRUST ME!!! IT’S FREE!!!

Charles is doing 3 days in the clink. He’s in Sheriff Joe Arapio’s tent city jail in Arizona. It’s mandatory to wear pink there. Guess what… Charles had on his sweat suit with jewelry when he did his television interview form the jail.

This makes Sir Charles Barkley Pimp Of The Day…

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