Jacky Jasper

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Have you seen the new Burger King commercial?

What are they selling? Is it Burger King? Is it Sir Mix A Lot? Or is it Sponge Bob Squarepants? You tell me.

I truly think the people over at Burger King are smoking too much Kush; know why? They’re advertising big butts, Sponge Bob Squarepants and burgers to kids for a Happy Meal. Do you think Sir Mix A Lot is a total sell-out?

I do. Don’t you?

Carey Hart is a motocross bike riding guy…nothing too exciting but here’s the million dollar question: What does Carey Hart, Kanye and Reggie Bush have in common?

They all like chic’s that wear strap-on dicks! Think Carey Hart’s wife Pink doesn’t? Of course she does! Anybody with a decent eye sight can tell Pink’s a fucking dyke. Remember the Lady Marmalade video? Google it… trust me it’s a total lesbian video. The casting for the song and video was made up of 2 feminine chicks are supposed to be Lil Kim and Christina Aguilera won’t you agree?

The 2 butch dykes were Missy Elliot and Pink. I’m sure Wanda Sykes was glued to her television set but I’m also sure Pink was pissed off; know why?

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HSK Readers,

How many times have you guys been watchin’ the television and seen all these rich or famous guys getting off for drug charges and other stuff in the Entertainment Business? All ‘cuz they can afford a “mega-star” lawyer? I have one of those attorneys…….

My attorney is the best in the country for D.U.I and Drug Offenses, especially here in Los Angeles. He is the only undefeated defense attorney for MDMA/Ecstasy cases. That’s why a guy like Lil’ Wayne only trusts  Richards to handle his legal affairs. Even Paris’ Dad gets advice from Ron for his real estate division, Hilton & Highland.

He’s also the only lawyer that has shit published on Prop. 215 (for you non-Californians that’s the law that legalized medical marijuana).

Guess what? MY LAWYER IS NOW YOUR LAWYER! Continue Reading…

Reggie Bush is a good football player isn’t he? I think so. Here’s the scoop.

I’m at Plan-B, it’s a high end strip club in Los Angeles.  I’m  chillin’ with this stripper and the good thing is SHE’s buying the Grey Goose and Red Bull! After a few drinks she’s getting pretty comfy and asks me “are you bi/sexual”?

I said no. She said most men are… I’m thinking this is what this girl likes, she’s kinda cute but I can’t help her with her outlandish fantasy. She continued to talk as I ordered the only round of drinks on my tab. She said  “There’s nothing wrong with being bi-sexual, Jacky did you know Reggie Bush is bi”?

I’m stunned and thinking this bitch is out of her mind but she continued to run her mouth and said her and Reggie dated. She told me she’s not lying. She even called over another stripper to confirm what she said. The other dancer swore up and down that my new friend really was dating Reggie Bush at one point. Continue Reading…