King Kush is a hybrid bud. From what I’m told, it’s tremendously good. My entire staff are smoking the stuff all day long, and I must say that it smells better than Nag Champa incense! If you’ve been following my bud chronicles, you’ll know that I allow nothing but productive-enabling KUSH into my office, and this strain has not let me down, in the least.

As I observe my staff, working around the clock to bring you the latest Hollywood news, I see hard working and dedicated human beings, researching and turning out stories, while sitting in front of their computers — Thanks KING KUSH!!!

My main editors, Sherri and Diana don’t hide the fact that they love to smoke kush. Guess what? Because they hold great passion for their jobs, here at HSK, my business partner and I had no quams when it came to hiring them. With these two King Kush smokin’ ladies on my team, my competition are (and will remain) beneath me.

My business partner loves this bud saying, “Jacky, write a good review…this grass kicks ass.” (more…)

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Blue Dream Gets HSK’s Thumbs-Up!

For today’s bud review – I had my graphics artist intern, Mike take “Blue Dream” to the test. The Sativa-type Mary Jane took Mike’s creativity to the next level. I mean, dude is a natural talent, but on “Blue Dream”, Mikey turned in his best graphics to date…leaving myself and my partner more than satisfied with his work. I asked Mike, “Where is all this energy coming from?” He replied “Blue Dream kush mane”.

My business partner and I decided to grant Mikey the green light to continue with his kush smoking habits (here at office)…that is, as long as he stays productive. Mikey assured the team that as long as he has “Blue Dream” kush in his life, he can handle a full 12 hour day of tip top creativity. BTW – we at HSK no longer pay our employees in cash. Know why? Because we pay ‘em in kush grass mane. Sunset Organic Collective gives it to us for Review and

Diana is another employee here at HSK. She serves as my editor, and boy does she ever smoke weed. Diana fell in love with “Blue Dream” the minute she took the strains smoke in – Know why? Because it keeps her editing and turning in stories, just as fast as I send them to her – so fast that shes asks me (on Blue Dream), “Is there any more work for me to do Mr. Jasper?” (more…)

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Ain’t nothing like the original gangsta music, and that also applies to Miss. Mary Jane. Know why? Because, “Classic OG Kush” is a hybrid (meaning it’s a mixed strain of indica/sativa), and this bud sparked the flame of creative thinking amongst my colleagues.

My graphic designer became so enthralled with his — taking the projects to the next level, after I gave him some of the CLASSIC OG to smoke. My move was calculated as I rolled a joint up for dude… Know why? Because I’m all about productivity mane…

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I’ve decided to disclose a small part of my private stash to you all…consider yourself lucky to be reading this.

I’ve been cultivating my very own strain of what I consider to be a kind of marijuana that’s in a class of its own…know why? Cuz ya can’t get this shit in ANY dispensary mane. It’s called O-G Concord, and its not for amateurs or kids.

It’s my very own secret recipe of about a dozen strains of the best bud the out there. Trust me…I know what I’m talking about mane.

Because it’s a rare hybrid (indicas and sativas) this mix of mary janes will take any and all daily stressers away as you excuse yourself, and kiss the sky!!!

O-G Concord had me experiencing such elation, that as I sat back to take a look at the sky, I actually saw what I think great masters like Salvador Dali and Leonardo DaVinci visoned before creating their masterpieces.

If I knew you, I’d share this eccentric smoke with you.

No papers, no blunts needed. I had the bubbler on the desk as I inhaled and exhaled the euphoric smoke.

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Blue Champagne is a great day starter… I know, I started my day with this wonderful strain and I must admit only a fool would complain!

How do you think I got the energy to get up and get out for some urgent must do errands?

This Blue Champagne is not for the kids – it’s for grown-ups silly… Smoking this bud will inspire you to make and close deals.

What a beautiful plant Blue Champagne is…not only does it keep me calm but it keeps my mind on my money and it got me thinking: how can I take yours?

I highly recommend this bud for people who like to practice the religion of Capitalism. People like Richard Branson – he smokes and we know all about it. I know; from one capitalist to another Richard would adore this strain.  Another name that comes to mind would be Elizabeth Taylor – she would come up with new beauty ideas to get all your money. A new perfume line perhaps…?

This bud will help Elizabeth to capitalize on the marketplace and it might also help her to get creative and find a new husband…After the high is over she’ll divorce him like she always does…

Ladies: that’s a women to look up too – not Madonna or J LO and guess what? Elizabeth didn’t have to show any body parts to get paid. What a smart woman!

Know why? ‘Cuz Liz has been medicated for years…That’s why!

Puff puff and hit the gold – it will help you to keep your mind on your pay-roll…

Jacky 18:03

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Herojuana; what a great strain if you have sleeping problems! I used to suffer from insomnia but fortunately for me I don’t anymore.

If I did I would have been smoking Herojuana nightly. It’s so relaxing and it’s all natural…No Zig Zags or blunts needed – get the bubbler out or you going to totally miss out on the impeccable taste.

If you’re taking Xanax or any other sedative, stop! This bud is what you need in your life – I know, I got rid of my pill jar…I strongly recommend this bud for people who need to be sedated, people like Angelina Jolie. She is an extremely busy woman and in order to really enjoy her downtime she needs Herojuana – it will help her to relax. No more freaking out on the movie sets! She will be able to do all this without a pill prescription…

Another celebrity that comes to mind is comedian Dane Cooke – he gets too excited during his stand-up performance. Those evil Hollywood doctors probably have him all addicted to their prescriptions but all Dane needs is a dispensary that serves this bud. Maybe if Dane was Bubbling he would have never passed up the the role he was offered in the new Harry Potter film…What was he thinking?
Puff puff but don’t pass Dane…tell the guy or girl beside you to buy their own grass…I don’t wanna get what you got mane…

Kush Chronicles 18:03

-Guru Jacky

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Bellagio KUSH is an indica and this bud has an impeccable taste… mm mhm good!
The buds are close and tight with champagne colored tricombs.
They have a pepper musk scent… I pity those of you who are smoking that street stuff. Know why? You guys are missing out mane….

Get this!!! Are you a musician or artist of any kind? Bellagio KUSH will help you with your creativity … I never get writers block. Know why? ‘Cuz I smoke Bellagio kush mane…
People like Clint Eastwood will get help with his script writing… I want Clint to put out more than one film a year dude…He’s the best.
Bellagio KUSH is both an amazing smoke for people who like to puff with class ‘cuz the taste is top shelf but even strippers need this strain in their life.. Know why?
A large amount of strippers suffer from body aches mane and this sticky shit will help them get sleep!

Stop being cheap; get to you closest dispensary and try some of this Bellagio Kush.
I recommend going over to Sunset Organic Collective Co-Op @ Sunset west of Alvarado. It’s summer, Jacky wants to be near the beach so I’m taking my bud to the West Side!

The Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas is a place of class… smoking Bellagio KUSH grass is a blunt you never pass…

Kush Chronicles 5:32

-Guru Jacky

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Banana Kush…. Oh what a relief it is… I Truly love this stuff.  Know why? I tried the normal way of living.

I started smoking regular bud again. I was smoking Chronic, street shit. I was honestly trying to cut down on my pot intake. Boy was that a bad idea. When I heard GrateFul Meds re-opened I went down and got my medicine. My choice of bud was Banana Kush and it was a good choice I might add.

No zags, no blunts, where’s the bubbler? The taste was so delicious. I wonder how can someone smoke low-graded weed like Chronic? Cuz when you smoke chronic you smoke a lot more. I did!!!

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Our boys at Sunset Organic have done it again.
Grape Ape is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica. And guess what ladies and gentlemen? It’s on top of the food chain. Know why? Grape Ape cures Attention Deficit Disorder!

I know; I’m a part of the A.D.D. family and I’d rather smoke weed than pop pills and pay the pharmaceutical companies! Won’t you agree?

The taste is totally amazing; get the bubbler out no blunts or papers needed. Know why? You could taste the grape of the bud mane.
I started my day with this bud for a week and if you could afford it you should too. I strongly recommend this bud for those people like Brooke Shields; she wouldn’t need to take all them prescription pills. Tom Cruise might appreciate her a little bit more; don’t you think?

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Purple Diesel is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica and guess what? It’s dynamite.

This strain got me in the mood to go outside and toss a football around. Know why? Purple Diesel gets you active. Ask my neighbors. I had the stereo on full blast, I didn’t give a fuck I was on Purple Diesel.

Now I am in the kitchen guess who saves the day? Peanut butter and a grape jelly sandwich. Grab a Bud Lite!

I am going to call my ex-girlfriend. I’ll tell her all about herself. Know why? Dude, I am on Purple Diesel. I feel like a Running-Back. I’ll knock anybody over, I am going to the liquor store. ” Pack of Parliament’s ” I said to the Indian store clerk he replied ” Thax fiddy, Thax fiddy” I was like, “What MF” Sir are you trying to say six dollars and fifty cents he replied ” jes”. I told him all I have is six dollars. He gave me my Parliament cigarettes know why? I was on Purple Diesel mannn!!!

I strongly recommend this bud for the no nonsense guy. People like:
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