Terrell Carter (the guy from the Tyler Perry movies) is starring in Class Reunion…I never saw the film… To be honestly with you I don’t fuck with Tyler Perry…

Apparently more interesting than this film itself, is the feud between Terrell Carter’s and his gay lover. Terrell is pissed at his partner Alex Cortez.
Alex kicked Terrell Carter out of the closet. I encourage all the gay guys to expose their closet lovers…ever seen Milk?
I respect the gay bold guys like Elton John…guess why? ‘Cuz the Rocket Man wants us all to know so he doesn’t have to duck and hide like some other people.
When is Tyler Perry and others like him going to come out the closet? Are they ashamed?
Shouldn’t Ne-yo and Fonzworth Bentley come out the closet too. We already know…ask Don Cornelius.

Solange is on Twitter again and she’s blasting people who are saying negative stuff about her sister Beyonce…
If that’s all it takes to get Solange pissed off I’m gonna be calling out her bullshit and getting at her on the world’s worst invention for criminals since D.N.A. evidence…Twitter.

Manhattan Borough President, Scott M. Stringer gave Wendy Williams an award….what the fuck for? This dumb bitch doesn’t need anymore press? Who’s dick is she sucking? Seriously.
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I want Solange to say some shit to me…I can’t wait to ask her about Benji Madden and his herpes infection…They were dating weren’t they? You all know her sister Beyonce’s song ” If I was a Boy”… I wonder if Ne-yo wrote that song? He did write ” To the left” didn’t he? When is Ney-o going to come out of the closet?
Well I can’t wait to tell Solange if Bey was a boy I would punch her right in her fucking face…I promise my readers when I Tweet Sloange (and if she responds)…I will change her from her house nigget ways. It might start out ugly but she too will call me Guru by the time it’s done.
Someone needs to talk to Solange like a parent. It’s rather quite obvious that Mathew doesn’t have the time too…

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Bellagio KUSH is an indica and this bud has an impeccable taste… mm mhm good!
The buds are close and tight with champagne colored tricombs.
They have a pepper musk scent… I pity those of you who are smoking that street stuff. Know why? You guys are missing out mane….

Get this!!! Are you a musician or artist of any kind? Bellagio KUSH will help you with your creativity … I never get writers block. Know why? ‘Cuz I smoke Bellagio kush mane…
People like Clint Eastwood will get help with his script writing… I want Clint to put out more than one film a year dude…He’s the best.
Bellagio KUSH is both an amazing smoke for people who like to puff with class ‘cuz the taste is top shelf but even strippers need this strain in their life.. Know why?
A large amount of strippers suffer from body aches mane and this sticky shit will help them get sleep!

Stop being cheap; get to you closest dispensary and try some of this Bellagio Kush.
I recommend going over to Sunset Organic Collective Co-Op @ Sunset west of Alvarado. It’s summer, Jacky wants to be near the beach so I’m taking my bud to the West Side!

The Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas is a place of class… smoking Bellagio KUSH grass is a blunt you never pass…

Kush Chronicles 5:32

-Guru Jacky

Banana Kush…. Oh what a relief it is… I Truly love this stuff.  Know why? I tried the normal way of living.

I started smoking regular bud again. I was smoking Chronic, street shit. I was honestly trying to cut down on my pot intake. Boy was that a bad idea. When I heard GrateFul Meds re-opened I went down and got my medicine. My choice of bud was Banana Kush and it was a good choice I might add.

No zags, no blunts, where’s the bubbler? The taste was so delicious. I wonder how can someone smoke low-graded weed like Chronic? Cuz when you smoke chronic you smoke a lot more. I did!!!

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What was that? The Bush Administration was wrong again on social policy?

No way!!!??

Educate Yourself:

Will Obama End “War on Drugs”? – Truthout.org

Medical Marijuana Patient Protection Act Reintroduced In Congress – NORML.org

Heal Yourself:

Grateful Meds (Tell ‘em Jacky sent you!!)

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Our boys at Sunset Organic have done it again.
Grape Ape is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica. And guess what ladies and gentlemen? It’s on top of the food chain. Know why? Grape Ape cures Attention Deficit Disorder!

I know; I’m a part of the A.D.D. family and I’d rather smoke weed than pop pills and pay the pharmaceutical companies! Won’t you agree?

The taste is totally amazing; get the bubbler out no blunts or papers needed. Know why? You could taste the grape of the bud mane.
I started my day with this bud for a week and if you could afford it you should too. I strongly recommend this bud for those people like Brooke Shields; she wouldn’t need to take all them prescription pills. Tom Cruise might appreciate her a little bit more; don’t you think?

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Purple Diesel is a hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica and guess what? It’s dynamite.

This strain got me in the mood to go outside and toss a football around. Know why? Purple Diesel gets you active. Ask my neighbors. I had the stereo on full blast, I didn’t give a fuck I was on Purple Diesel.

Now I am in the kitchen guess who saves the day? Peanut butter and a grape jelly sandwich. Grab a Bud Lite!

I am going to call my ex-girlfriend. I’ll tell her all about herself. Know why? Dude, I am on Purple Diesel. I feel like a Running-Back. I’ll knock anybody over, I am going to the liquor store. ” Pack of Parliament’s ” I said to the Indian store clerk he replied ” Thax fiddy, Thax fiddy” I was like, “What MF” Sir are you trying to say six dollars and fifty cents he replied ” jes”. I told him all I have is six dollars. He gave me my Parliament cigarettes know why? I was on Purple Diesel mannn!!!

I strongly recommend this bud for the no nonsense guy. People like:
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SFV OG is a sativa/indica meaning it’s a hybrid and it’s really really fucking good!! Know why?

I am totally shit at video games but I was playing on my 360 and I was extremely high. Tiger Wood’s Golf was the game and the game was my guide through the high. I was totally focused but I was shit at this game. I knew but did I care? No.

I continued to play, I was fixated on winning. I was playing as Tiger Woods. I am supposed to be better than VJ Singh. Why am I losing this fucking game? Know why? Cuz I am shit. Okay take the X-Box off back to regular television. I am coming down now. I already spent an hour on my X-Box trying to be a gamer but television bores me.

I am going to call my mother did you call yours? Don’t forget… I won’t because SFV OG didn’t allow me to. It keeps me focused dude, and to all you mother’s out there I hope you had a nice Mothers Day.

I strongly recommend this bud for those who like to stay focused. People like: (more…)

Cherry Pez it’s a Hybrid meaning it’s a sativa/indica and it’s good. Get this strain it will have you focused. It had me ready for meetings.

The taste is totally amazing, get the bubbler out. Don’t pass the bong or the blunt know why? Swine Flu is going around.

Did I say munchies, that’s what you are going to be doing after smoking Cherry Pez. Welcome to fridge hopp’in.

Cherry Pez has money staying on your mind, it also allows you to see your enemies and I truly appreciate that, and you will too! I strongly recommend this bud for those who need to stay on track. Delivery is flawless with this smoke lifting your soul.

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Governor Schwarzenegger: What if pot’s legal and taxed?

As California struggles to find cash, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Tuesday it’s time to study whether to legalize and tax marijuana for recreational use.

The Republican governor did not support legalization – and the federal government still bans marijuana use – but advocates hailed the fact that Schwarzenegger endorsed studying a once-taboo political subject.

“Well, I think it’s not time for (legalization), but I think it’s time for a debate,” Schwarzenegger said. “I think all of those ideas of creating extra revenues, I’m always for an open debate on it. And I think we ought to study very carefully what other countries are doing that have legalized marijuana and other drugs, what effect did it have on those countries?”

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Pineapple Express is a hybrid bud, meaning it’s a indica / sativa.

This bud had me dazed meaning it had me like a dum dum! I even slurred my words when I spoke. I had creative ideas but I couldn’t get them out.
I was stuck on stupid and I needed rest bad, know why?

This bud of worship will make you sleepy. I strongly recommend this strain for those people who talk a lot. This bud will have them under a gag order.
If a good rest is your desire this bud is for you.

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