• We all know Keisha Cole’s mother as Frankie but the law knows her as Frankie The Crackhead. Guess what Frankie did this time? She attacked Chile. Apparently the attack was brought on only because Chile didn’t say “Hi” back when walking past Frankie… I gotta ask this question: Do people still smoke crack rocks? Is crack making a comeback like Jeri curls? I don’t know… I’ll ask Dawn from Danity Kane next time I see her…

• Antoine Walker was arrested last Thursday inside the Harrah’s Casino… know why? ‘Cuz Antoine owes 1 million dollars in gambling debts. He also faces 3 felony counts for writing bad checks… Do you know why Antoine Walker is a free agent? No team in the NBA wants him…

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From the NY POST:

MISCHA Barton — the formerly willowy star of “The O.C.” — was taken away by police and hospitalized under California’s involuntary psychiatric-hold law just hours before she was due to fly to New York for the premiere of her movie, “Homecoming”

Police were called to Barton’s Los Angeles home at 3 p.m. Wednesday to assist her with a “medical issue,” according to “Access Hollywood.”

Cops took her to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was hospitalized under Section 5150 of the California Welfare & Institutions Code, which allows authorities to hold a person for up to 72 hours if they present a danger to themselves or to others.

Barton, 23, looked bloated and almost unrecognizable at a public appearance last week, which her reps blamed on the removal of a wisdom tooth.

The once-scary-skinny starlet was arrested for DUI and marijuana possession in LA after driving in two lanes during a break from the movie’s location work in Pittsburgh last year. She later checked into rehab.

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Herojuana; what a great strain if you have sleeping problems! I used to suffer from insomnia but fortunately for me I don’t anymore.

If I did I would have been smoking Herojuana nightly. It’s so relaxing and it’s all natural…No Zig Zags or blunts needed – get the bubbler out or you going to totally miss out on the impeccable taste.

If you’re taking Xanax or any other sedative, stop! This bud is what you need in your life – I know, I got rid of my pill jar…I strongly recommend this bud for people who need to be sedated, people like Angelina Jolie. She is an extremely busy woman and in order to really enjoy her downtime she needs Herojuana – it will help her to relax. No more freaking out on the movie sets! She will be able to do all this without a pill prescription…

Another celebrity that comes to mind is comedian Dane Cooke – he gets too excited during his stand-up performance. Those evil Hollywood doctors probably have him all addicted to their prescriptions but all Dane needs is a dispensary that serves this bud. Maybe if Dane was Bubbling he would have never passed up the the role he was offered in the new Harry Potter film…What was he thinking?
Puff puff but don’t pass Dane…tell the guy or girl beside you to buy their own grass…I don’t wanna get what you got mane…

Kush Chronicles 18:03

-Guru Jacky

Terrell Carter (the guy from the Tyler Perry movies) is starring in Class Reunion…I never saw the film… To be honestly with you I don’t fuck with Tyler Perry…

Apparently more interesting than this film itself, is the feud between Terrell Carter’s and his gay lover. Terrell is pissed at his partner Alex Cortez.
Alex kicked Terrell Carter out of the closet. I encourage all the gay guys to expose their closet lovers…ever seen Milk?
I respect the gay bold guys like Elton John…guess why? ‘Cuz the Rocket Man wants us all to know so he doesn’t have to duck and hide like some other people.
When is Tyler Perry and others like him going to come out the closet? Are they ashamed?
Shouldn’t Ne-yo and Fonzworth Bentley come out the closet too. We already know…ask Don Cornelius.

Solange is on Twitter again and she’s blasting people who are saying negative stuff about her sister Beyonce…
If that’s all it takes to get Solange pissed off I’m gonna be calling out her bullshit and getting at her on the world’s worst invention for criminals since D.N.A. evidence…Twitter.

Manhattan Borough President, Scott M. Stringer gave Wendy Williams an award….what the fuck for? This dumb bitch doesn’t need anymore press? Who’s dick is she sucking? Seriously.
Check it out here

I want Solange to say some shit to me…I can’t wait to ask her about Benji Madden and his herpes infection…They were dating weren’t they? You all know her sister Beyonce’s song ” If I was a Boy”… I wonder if Ne-yo wrote that song? He did write ” To the left” didn’t he? When is Ney-o going to come out of the closet?
Well I can’t wait to tell Solange if Bey was a boy I would punch her right in her fucking face…I promise my readers when I Tweet Sloange (and if she responds)…I will change her from her house nigget ways. It might start out ugly but she too will call me Guru by the time it’s done.
Someone needs to talk to Solange like a parent. It’s rather quite obvious that Mathew doesn’t have the time too…

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Bellagio KUSH is an indica and this bud has an impeccable taste… mm mhm good!
The buds are close and tight with champagne colored tricombs.
They have a pepper musk scent… I pity those of you who are smoking that street stuff. Know why? You guys are missing out mane….

Get this!!! Are you a musician or artist of any kind? Bellagio KUSH will help you with your creativity … I never get writers block. Know why? ‘Cuz I smoke Bellagio kush mane…
People like Clint Eastwood will get help with his script writing… I want Clint to put out more than one film a year dude…He’s the best.
Bellagio KUSH is both an amazing smoke for people who like to puff with class ‘cuz the taste is top shelf but even strippers need this strain in their life.. Know why?
A large amount of strippers suffer from body aches mane and this sticky shit will help them get sleep!

Stop being cheap; get to you closest dispensary and try some of this Bellagio Kush.
I recommend going over to Sunset Organic Collective Co-Op @ Sunset west of Alvarado. It’s summer, Jacky wants to be near the beach so I’m taking my bud to the West Side!

The Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas is a place of class… smoking Bellagio KUSH grass is a blunt you never pass…

Kush Chronicles 5:32

-Guru Jacky

Banana Kush…. Oh what a relief it is… I Truly love this stuff.  Know why? I tried the normal way of living.

I started smoking regular bud again. I was smoking Chronic, street shit. I was honestly trying to cut down on my pot intake. Boy was that a bad idea. When I heard Sunset Organic re-opened I went down and got my medicine. My choice of bud was Banana Kush and it was a good choice I might add.

No zags, no blunts, where’s the bubbler? The taste was so delicious. I wonder how can someone smoke low-graded weed like Chronic? Cuz when you smoke chronic you smoke a lot more. I did!!!

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What was that? The Bush Administration was wrong again on social policy?

No way!!!??

Educate Yourself:

Will Obama End “War on Drugs”? – Truthout.org

Medical Marijuana Patient Protection Act Reintroduced In Congress – NORML.org

Heal Yourself:

Grateful Meds (Tell ‘em Jacky sent you!!)

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